How do you rape a man, anyway?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Woman and Man in bed together
She wants sex, he says No. Next morning, he wakes up to find her riding his morning wood. That would be rape.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Never thought of that
but I bet next morning, when she's riding him, he's more than happy about it. He probably said no because he was tired, anyway. Otherwise, why would the be sleeping together?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

So he loves it really, eh?
I've heard that exact terminology used in man on woman rape.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

There's some caselaw on 4 feminists who raped someone they perceived to be a chauvenist (think Chompy)
they tied him up and stuffed a bottle up his arse for a for a few hours.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I think under that sort of threat
I would consider suspending my "never hit a woman" rule.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Yeah I think that's what we would call extenuating circumstances

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Wait, were they fit?
Oh, you said "feminists", ignore my question.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I saw that on an eppisode of Law'n'Order.... true story.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Shut your whore mouth

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Apple said to me the other day "shut your mouth before I fuck it"
It shocked me into silence
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

"Shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and fuckstart her head!"
One of my favourite lines from a film.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)

that's excellent
what's it from?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Way of the Gun
A thoroughly brilliant film, well worth your time. It's in my Top 10.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I'll check it out

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I've slept in a bed with females I would not want to fuck
If I woke up to one of them riding me I'd be very fucking angry.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

LOOK I SAID I WAS SORRY

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Ha! In your dreams!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You're not funny.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Well, you make me feel bad now
but sometimes I've been told that he was too tired to start, and in the morning I've woken him up with a "good morning bj" and there was never a complain. Did I do it wrong? Should I stop it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

it depends on the circumstances
if he told you he was too tired then fine, but if he just said no, without a reason, and you started anyway without first getting permission then you could be in trouble.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

But then
you're killing the surprise! (I'm just joking there)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

:-)
I'd be happy enough, but there are situations where that isn't always the case.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I know
I think I got it right every time, as I've got no complains!

To be honest, sometimes I've been told no because we were friends and the guy didn't want to break the friendship, but after a bit of talking and touching he'd change his mind, and the frienships are still there!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

rape doesn't usually involve much in the way of talking
edit: actually, it might, I've never been on either end of a rape
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

'either end' made me laugh
I'm a bit ashamed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I think you're right
I don't know much about it either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)

If he was genuine about being too tired, then no you did nothing wrong
If he said "Thanks, but I want us to just be friends" then that's different.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Well, I've got that too
and he only needed a bit of convincing, really. And after that, he'd want to repeat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

if you're already in a relationship then it's not rape it's surprise sex
and I can't ever see Wiggy accusing me of raping him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Agreed!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)

only because you are too ugly to give him wood

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

he said this to me yesterday
I'm sure you two are in cahoots.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

we have to be
we're setting up a timeshare
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Chain him to a radiator and forcefeed him Viagra, not let him out for several days
Unfortunately, that happened.
(Edit: possibly. Trying to find a reliable newssource)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

how is Crow?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Unraped and unsecured to his tree.
Is just pretty busy with work and stuff.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

busy with work?
for shame!

how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I know, I've not seen him since Saturday :(((
I'm ok, slowly recovering from exhausting myself, just need to look for a flat and a job. Urgh. How long to go on your secondment?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

only 3 weeks left!
the final two weeks I've got a guaranteed non-shit car as well which is nice.

What sort of job and flat are you looking for?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)

That's not too bad, I'm sure everything will seem better
then you have September to look forward to

1. 2 bed, SE London, not more than 135£ pppw
2. Anthing that will give me money, as I have none.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)

yeah, it's going ok
work is alright at the moment actually, other than the boredom today.

man, London is expensive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)