I just found someone on OKCupid who is so swell that I think she might be someone pretending to be someone else.... she's...
- Likes food and to cook
- Likes dogs
- Is a web deisgner who knows her stuff
- Likes markets
- Seems very happy
- Seems very relaxed
- Likes to just snuggle up on a weekend watching telly in PJs.
- Is very very pretty
- Marked me 4 stars
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:35, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry Gonz that was me.
Sorry. I thought you'd find it funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Look I'm sorry OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Can you hook me up with the girl who you took the photos off? She's cute.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)

I did a Google image search for 'bird Gonz would fancy'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)

If you actually do that


This comes up on the first page
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

phwoar etc

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Go for it.
He who dares wins!!!
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Have done =D
WHY HASN'T SHE REPLIED YET !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)

She might be busy...............sick................dead or something.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

It's been a whole 4 minutes !
I'm finishing this fag then going off to work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)

for some reason I really want a cigarette

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Maybe because you're addicted to nicotine?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)

pretty sure that's not it
otherwise I would smoke cigarettes during the day and stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

So:
reading about 'fags' has caused a feeling of physical longing within you?

That's what you're saying, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

What he actually meant to write was "I've got a lazy lob on"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

There was a definite homosexual subtext about his post that I for one find disturbing.
He only likes surfing so he can check out the 'wetsuit bulges' down the beach.

Either that or 'surfing' is Wez Cun'ry talk for 'cruising'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

no, west country talk for cruising is
"going to the livestock auction"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Give me a minute! I'm a slow typist.
Fucking hell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Yeah Gonz, go for it.
If IRL she ticks half those boxes, you'll be on to a winner.

Do it. Do it. Do it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Love is in the air.
I can feel it in my water.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Bit of an earthy reply.
Where's your fire?

You're (ele)mental love.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)

The fire is in my knickers hon.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

You need some Yoghurt.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Will Yop do?

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Yep. Not strawberry though.
the little pips get everywhere.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

*taps nose* natural yoghurt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)