Over the weekend I'm on call for our Software Release
as its a big one. If they think that £42 on-call fee is going to stop me getting massively hammered on Saturday night they are dreaming.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

£42 isn't enough to get hammered!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

That's what they're paying me not to
I shall be supplementing it with my own cash, never fear.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Put it on expenses.
and when you submit it tell your boss to "just fucking sign it".

Hey presto, no more Saturday nights on call!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

He needs the £42 though.
It's enough to buy a house in his area.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)

You will be looking to buy a very small garage next door then eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)

*cough*tent in park*cough*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

An hour?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

If it is like ours then this is a retainer to answer the phone, emails, etc.
You then get paid by the hour should this happen. I am doing this on Sunday (for £100!)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, just per day
but then if I answer the phone (for more than I think 15 minutes) it's double time.

*plots elaborate "I've just got to check something for 14 minutes" shenanigan*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I wouldn't watch dogs fuck for £100 .

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)