Buy Monty's house for him, let him live rent free. Then pay for a lawyer to grind out a better custody agreement with his ex.
Stick £1m in the bank for Aber's baby.
Buy a restaurant for Gonz/Al/TLiC and others to have an unlimited budget in.
I'd pay for Jeff/Bobby/Sportscow/Darth to visit Anfield. They'd then be able to see what football trophys look like.
Buy BGB a private candlelit dinner with Jeff Bridges.
Buy b3th a gift voucher for Dignitas
Buy Rswipe a lifetime supply of Diet Coke, on the condition she lets her trainee eat bacon again.
I'd fly Kristine over here, and then make pay for everyone to come to a massive bash.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:22, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jeff's married hon and a candlelit dinner just wouldn't be enough to satisfy my lust.
But thanks for the thought.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

The last time I went to Anfield
Bristol City beat Liverpool.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Last time I went
I got my radio nicked.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I hope you returned to where you'd left it only to find your headphones up on bricks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)

The bricks
were up on bricks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

There were chalk outlines on the ground showing where the bricks had been
Etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I read the last line in the style of 'Little Plum'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

yesssssssssssssssssss

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)