Many moons ago
A work colleague purchased a Galaxy for another, mine and Queen Crunchy's mutual friend in fact. She was annoyed that he hadn't got her a Dairy Milk as, at the time at least, the latter was the larger bar. He said "I thought you'd prefer Galaxy - nicer chocolate, innit". She fixed him with a death stare and pointed out that she had a vagina and was therefore only concerned with the amount of chocolate available.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

...and she really really does do a death stare
I can imagine that was terrifying for him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

He was a virgin
and it was obvious why
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

He looked like you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

you Rory


*looks round expectantly again*

That's three times now, surely his alarm must be ringing?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Why the fuck would you want him to turn up?
Come to think of it, I haven't had any of my mongy customers on the phone for a while. B3th... you didn't, did you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I hope she actually pointed out her vagina.
My wife would prefer nicer chocolate to bigger chocolate. She likes stuff with raisin and nuts in, but if it's just chocolate, she won't eat dairy milk or galaxy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I'll happily eat either of those
doesn't need to be Green & Blacks or anything. I draw the line at supermarket own brands though. I'm not posh, but I do have *some* standards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

the oxfam I used to work across from
did orange and spices chocolate. It was the best thing ever, although it was weird going to a charity shop for chocolate. Pretty sure it wasn't 2nd hand or anything *hopes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I concur
It's alright for melting though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

what, the own brand stuff?
If I liked dark chocolate, I peobably would go for G&B, but I can't stand the stuff.

The very bestest thing ever is Thornton's Chocolate jumbles - it's fudge, toffe and raisins all covered in chocolate. I could eat that every day. Obviously I would be an ever bigger fatty than I already am, but I'd be a happy fatty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)