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What was No. 1 the day you were born, and has it in any way shaped your life?The day I was born, Gaery Glitter was at number one, and I do seem to have been plagued by lecherous nonces ever since.
Alt: I need cheering up. What are you cunts going to do about it?
EDIT: Okay, we need a proper discussion. Has music got shit in the last ten years? How?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:19,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Well, excuse me for not being little miss sunshine on a daily basis.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:23,
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Go and buy yourself an ice cream covered in Haribo.And then go on the pier.
That'll cheer you up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:24,
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Karl Douglas was at number one when I was born.It hasn't shaped my life at all. Although I did watch Monkey as a child.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:21,
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Don't talk about your husband like that!Apparantly it was U2 "Desire" a song I've never heard and have no desire to
Alt: eat chocolate, go out and have fun.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:21,
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that song is the start of them becoming really really shitrather than just being really shit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:38,
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I could only name one U2 song if askedand I don't like that one.
Carrying on from the previous thread, when I'm a bit lighter I'll give surfing a shot. I'm a fairly strong swimmer so that's a plus
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:46,
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being a strong swimmer helps definitely.I've never done any activity that makes every part of your body ache like surfing. It's worth it though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:03,
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Bless. I thought the a-side to her December 1964 release was better.
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I didn't knowso I had to search for it. Camilo Sesto es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camilo_Sesto was number one when I was born.
Alt: Why do you need cheering up again?
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I think you'll appreciatea few pictures of him: www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=camilo+sesto&meta=
And even a video: www.camilosestoweb.com/
He's a bit repulsive now. Too much botox or something.
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I'm reading this as camel toe(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:29,
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Barry WhiteThe walrus of love. My first, my last, my everything
Ohhhhhhhh baaaybeee!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:28,
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I'ma buy you a drink ooooooohhhhhweeeeeeeee then I'ma take you home with me
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:28,
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My problem with music questionsis that normally everybody posts a reply with the band that answers the question and nobody makes any comment on it. It's not much of a conversation. Unless Monty, Darth and Vipros get to it, and then it's a long conversation in which I don't understand half of the words.
I think I'm going to be in Lamebook for a while and see you later.
XXX
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I wish you'd posted that last week.It was the answer to a quiz question we got wrong on Sunday.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:35,
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Was the quiz question'What was number one the day Set your faces to stunned was born?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:36,
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Little Help From My Friends - Wet Wet WetAlt: Buy you a gift certificate
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:34,
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*yay*Thank you! It's been ages since I had a good shopping spree.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:35,
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I think it's going to piss down in a minute.*as you were*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:37,
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It's been pissing down for ages hereWeston is shit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:39,
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What could you do in Weston that would get your out the house but be indoors at the same time....I know. You could go on the pier!
:)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:40,
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it's burned down since then(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:45,
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Has it? Oh dear. Sorry to hear that.
I'm surprised that a blaze got going, what with the rain and all.
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it's been rebuilt(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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'Band of Gold' by Freda PayneIt saddens me that I knew this without having to check.
Alt: It's Friday, and if that doesn't cheer you up, then nothing will.
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Is it five to five?Is it Crackerjack? Well, is it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:40,
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I could test drive a TonkaEDIT: Have the 'crush a grape' song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWksoZx0324
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:43,
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I'm sure Monty has a Suprendo story.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:47,
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Shakin' Stevens - Green Doormusic is no worse than it was before. What is popular has changed, but if you look in the right places there is some incredibly good stuff about.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:40,
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Dancing Queen1976 was a pretty shit year for number ones.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:41,
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Fuck, I appear to have broken /OTI shall retire at once to think about what I have done wrong.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:44,
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Patti Austin and James Ingram - Baby, Come to MeThis has to be the worst song to shape my life around. I'm permanently single, and this song is about love.
Listening to it makes me want to puke.
edit: I don't think it has, it's just different. I can appreciate N-DUBZ FUCK YEAH and Buddy Holly. Not Michael Bolton though. Not sure what you old people were thinking.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:45,
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top rated comment for this song "Who in tha hell iz tha 6 ignant,deaf people that dont like this timeless piece?"(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:46,
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Don't know, but I can tell youthat it was Bobby that wrote that comment.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:50,
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Depends what you listen toThere have been some fantastic metal bands appearing, Heaven Shall Burn being one of them.
Their music and stage presence are simply fantastic, but they're still barely known over here, even by those who listen to heavy music.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:51,
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AA IS A MASSIVE GAY(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:25,
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The Commodores - Three Times a LadyWhich is stunningly apt for reasons I shan't divulge.
It makes a really nice Waltz.
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Stunningly apt for me would be 'Come On Eileen'(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:13,
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Eileen was his grandmother's name.He's referring to an occasion when she walked into his room unannounced.
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Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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The Equals, "Baby Come Back"doesn't really make me think "Ooh, that explains a lot".
Clearly I should have been born a few days later when Des O'Connor's "I Pretend" was number 1.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:59,
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Silly LiCBaby Come Back was by Pato Banton, although UB40 did most of the actual work. Everyone knows that.
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That would make me 16 you nob endEdit: I'd have thought the London Boys version was more your speed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:London_boys-baby_come_back_single.jpg
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:16,
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Bohemian Rhapsody.It's only shaped my life in that I've got a massive tattoo of a pair of Skaramooshes on my back.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:00,
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Alright bruvThat was number one whilst my parents were on honeymoon, and its duration at the top of the charts was so brief that this is too great a coincidence to ignore. Clearly you are my older brother.
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That does explain why I have an unending urge to smash you about the face with my Lego.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:03,
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That's not the only result(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:07,
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Elvis was number 1 when I was bornI do expect to die on the crapper, so there is time for him to shape my life.
Alt: By staying away.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:06,
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some bird called nicole or something, no idea, don't carealt: fart
yes and no
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:16,
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There might come a point in my life where every bit of new music I hear is unlistenable garbage....but I'm not there yet. Even then it'll just be because I'm not the target audience ("fuck off and listen to your Utah Saints 'cassingles' grandad")
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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I find Garbage quite unlistenable too.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:20,
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nonsense -garbage were great(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:30,
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I agree, it was purely satirical.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:44,
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Showing my youth herewww.youtube.com/watch?v=mQcg-dRg5h4
also music will naturally get shitter as we get older. Plus now all the charts are based around the kind of pricks who buy ringtones.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:23,
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If I had been born a bit later in the year www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE&feature=related
so I got off lightly
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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I LOVED that songwhen I was a kid
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:29,
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And a few months later than that I could of rickrolled you all (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:31,
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Me and a friend once did a 'top of the flops'stage show for guides. One of the 'acts' was my friend doing that song in a furry hat we hairgelled to try and look like a wig
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:59,
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instead of chopping a chunk out of the mp3 in an editoras God intended.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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That was a good record.I was rather keen on the Chicago House stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:25,
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I saw totp from a few days before I was born the other dayturns out it was an abba song. Well, I do have a liking for palindromes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:24,
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music isnt getting worsewe just get worse at finding the good stuff as we get older. At the same time we forget the shit that was around in the past
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:30,
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That said my wikipedia trawling shows that the biggest selling single of the past ten years wasEvergreen by Will Young
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:36,
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that doesn't make all music badit just means people are stupid
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:38,
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FUCKING, FUCKING HELLApologies B3th, this has nothing to do with your question. Or your alt question, or your discussion.
I've just noticed that the big bar of Galaxy I've bought only has FOUR segments per row!!!
Oh wait, no it doesn't.
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Just when you think all is right with the universe againI offered some chocolate to a girl and she refused. A GIRL.
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that was a rollercoaster of a post(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:48,
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Yeah, I literally realised my mistake just before concluding itAnd how does today find your highness?
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not bad - Off to a college'summer ball' this evening dressed as a zombie
how's you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:52,
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I would find this odd, but you live in SwanseaVery well thank you m'dear. Tomorrow I will be bored as fuck at a Ballroom competition. Amusing links on my FB greatly appreciated.
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I like Galaxyalmost as much as Dairy Milk.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:57,
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Galaxy is rather niceI have a bar of chocolate, but I'm not eating it for fear of ruining my appetite tonight
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:00,
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Guest night in collegeso dinner with dad, rather nice menu as usual.
Trying to gauge how much he'll judge me for the state of my room.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:04,
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fuck that actuallyhe just rang and told me he isn't coming
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:43,
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I have no chocolate. This makes me sad.I have, however, eaten two toffee cruch ice lollies. It's not really good enough though, is it?
I may have to break out the aero hot chocolate later.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:04,
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They're quite niceTesco does a cheap version that was five sachets for a pound. Not bad either
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:11,
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Morrisons does an ice lolly family box thing20 lollies for £3. They do a fruit one and a chocolate one. I'm quite tempted.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:24,
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I only have a tiny freezerthat doesn't freeze anything :( and there is no Morrisons near. I put a tub of Ben and Jerrys in the available space at the beginning of term, and the next morning when I opened the fridge it had melted everywhere (even though it was sealed)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:26,
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Many moons agoA work colleague purchased a Galaxy for another, mine and Queen Crunchy's mutual friend in fact. She was annoyed that he hadn't got her a Dairy Milk as, at the time at least, the latter was the larger bar. He said "I thought you'd prefer Galaxy - nicer chocolate, innit". She fixed him with a death stare and pointed out that she had a vagina and was therefore only concerned with the amount of chocolate available.
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...and she really really does do a death stareI can imagine that was terrifying for him
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:05,
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*looks round expectantly again*
That's three times now, surely his alarm must be ringing?
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Why the fuck would you want him to turn up?Come to think of it, I haven't had any of my mongy customers on the phone for a while. B3th... you didn't, did you?
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I hope she actually pointed out her vagina.My wife would prefer nicer chocolate to bigger chocolate. She likes stuff with raisin and nuts in, but if it's just chocolate, she won't eat dairy milk or galaxy.
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I'll happily eat either of thosedoesn't need to be Green & Blacks or anything. I draw the line at supermarket own brands though. I'm not posh, but I do have *some* standards.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:12,
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the oxfam I used to work across from did orange and spices chocolate. It was the best thing ever, although it was weird going to a charity shop for chocolate. Pretty sure it wasn't 2nd hand or anything *hopes*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:14,
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what, the own brand stuff?If I liked dark chocolate, I peobably would go for G&B, but I can't stand the stuff.
The very bestest thing ever is Thornton's Chocolate jumbles - it's fudge, toffe and raisins all covered in chocolate. I could eat that every day. Obviously I would be an ever bigger fatty than I already am, but I'd be a happy fatty.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:23,
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No idea so unlikely.Alt: not just the last ten but the last 20.
How? By sounding dull and shit. The best stuff coming out now doesn't sound like it's coming out now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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Oh man!!!!It was only fucking 'Eye' Level by The Simon Park Orchestra!!!
Oh that says it all really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:43,
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It says you're the same age as set your faces to stunnedI honestly never realised he was old.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:46,
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*youtubes*ooh, what I like to see are orchestras on telly that play things I could handle...that flute part is a piece of piss.
it's pretty dull, isn't it?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:46,
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Right, gonna try again after the disaster that was the abortive capitalist debate!When i was born, "Think Twice" by Celine Dion was chart-topper. It affected my life, as Thinking Twice is exactly what i do before raping prostitutes.
Happy Now?
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Actually, yes. I thought it was quite funny.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:44,
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Think once, think twice, think bike.that's why he rapes them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:46,
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oh you're that noob. Well at least you have the measure of this place, now.
How are people so young allowed on teh internet?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:47,
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Yeah*you're* old.
Pass me my zimmer, young man.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:52,
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I can remember Think Twice being in the fucking charts!That makes him... *counts on fingers*... Twelve.
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anyone under 35 has no place calling themselves old.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:55,
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woo, I'm a week into being old!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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in britain, though(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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Even if he was American he'd still be at least a month away from his 17thOh Christ, what am I doing?
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Fuck meMy phone won't even let me view b3ta at all because it doesn't believe I'm over 18! How the hell do teenagers get in here?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:58,
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get her on the list!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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hello noob(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:53,
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Is this the weighted companion cube person but with a different name?(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)
If not, it's a new person and we should accuse him of being Bert/Battered/Swipe/whoever else we can think ofIf it is Weighters, we should accuse him of etc etc
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no idea, apparently he caused a fracas yesterday which I missed. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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More information please.I was not on here at all yesterday.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:58,
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If only there was some way you could review old threads.....Okay, it was deleted. as you were.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:59,
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posted a thread, got flamed to shit, deleted it.I feel his pain (but not his sister)
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:00,
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So, has music got worse since you were 7?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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I have had the measure of this place for ages.I was doing something different and testing the waters.
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Also...I was trying to stick my right of centre views into the faces of this mostly leftist-liberal community. Seeing what would come of it.
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well as long as you don't stick your dick in your sister...(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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he deleted it(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:59,
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So Think Twice by Celine Dion was number one when you were born?Haven't you got homework to be getting on with?
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Aha!Just finished year 11, I've got 2 and a half months of sponging and caravan holidays ahead before 6th form college!
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Oh, you knows it, honey.*snaps fingers*
*winces*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:14,
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as a former French teacherI find this disgraceful.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:02,
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Theres good newsI was sure of every answer i gave on the test paper!
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hey, now he can totally chillax, as the kidz say
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:08,
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Just so you don't think I'm a tutored, moneyed, caravan owning twitI live in a lower income family of two working parents in a ex council 2 bed terraced house in Wolverhampton. My caravan is on the welsh coast and is static. I'm also a Quarter Indian.
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You poor bastard.You should get yourself to KFC sharpish, there's no hope for you.
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For god's sake, boydon't give them any more ammunition!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:17,
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I'm going to be nicer than anyone else will beAnd point out that Wolverhampton is a fucking shithole
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Tee hee hee.It's funny because he likes putting his winky in other mens bumholes.
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YepI go to Bradford once a year for a festival. I have also recently been to Manchester.
Norwich is fucking lovely though
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I get the impression that you know Manchester pretty wellFucking horrible, isn't it
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I hope nobody breaks into your caravan while you're sleeping and rapes and murders you.(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Yeah Darth.Can't you just bum adults like a 'normal' gaylord?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:02,
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Oh godI have a granddaughter a year older than you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:00,
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I was teaching and missed Kristine's awesome threadI love playing my drums, people watching, drawing, listening to music, watching films, the colour red, football, any kind of pugilistic sport, spicy food and weed (although given that up)
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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ssssssh it's a secret(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:58,
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I've started swimming now, I feel longer and it's definitely helping my boxing(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:59,
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In fact, if the water is cold, it has quite the opposite effect.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:02,
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I meant leaner, I don't know why I wrote longermaybe because it's you snookums
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:02,
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you're quite determined with this memefairplay, although I prefer wings to ribs.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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yay!just about to get some zombie make up on and 6music play The Cranberries Zombie! When they used to play this at the manky goth/metal/indie club we used to walk like zombie saying 'bbbrrraaaainnnsss' and pretending to eat peoples' heads.
Larpers probably shouldn't go to clubs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:00,
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They should only be allowed to go to special clubswhere non Larpers aren't allowed.
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I think this is perhaps the most embarrassing post I've ever read on B3ta.It knocks Spakka's 'pre-cum' into a cocked hat, and leaves Berts 'I admit, I am an incest nonce and I'm on the Sex Offenders' Register' by the wayside.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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There's a cheesemaker on Eggheads!I wonder if she'll inherit the earth?
In other news, she looks like she'd do a turn.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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nice tits too!I fucking hate CJ!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:03,
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He is an oily twatWould you believe he used to be a model?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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this!nice tits is playing now, she is sickly sweet and therefore is a right fucking dirty bitch with all sorts of shit in the bedroom
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:07,
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also up the stickwhich might put many off.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:08,
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still would(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:10,
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on the prettiness scale.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:20,
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I got that.I meant 'dare I ask my score?'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:23,
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6.89/10 Susannah Reid and Rachel Riley are tens for me. Darth gets a 0.07/10
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:26,
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You fucking, fucking, fucking cuntHow dare you give B3th less than an 8
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)
pipe down queeny
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:27,
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I imagine he would consider it well beneath his immense talentsIn case I haven't made myself clear, I find him completely repulsive.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:10,
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15 to 1's a piece of pissWilliam G. Stewart's a fucking pushover. Try answering questions with a tiny ginger dominatrix scowling at you. That's pressure. Lion tamers have it easy.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)
I just had gorgeous fish. Sole. Aldi.My Nana got me it.
Now I'm going to have Chablis and strawberries, but when I'm drunk I'll want ice cream.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:28,
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word to your nana(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:31,
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That sounds nice.Better for you not to go to Aldi yourself any more. Best to be safe.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:31,
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I've only been back to that Aldi once.I get my mate to give me a lift to the other Aldi.
But he's a bit scared of me since I killed Andrew Gold.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:32,
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That's not why he's scared of youPerhaps he's really bert. Have you considered that?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:34,
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Woah fuck off a minute! What if he is?Nah he's more likely Ed.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:41,
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I'm going home in a minuteAnyone who wants to wish me a pleasant weekend, now is your moment.
Oh. Well, have a good weekend, you fucking cunts.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)
I think I just saw lightning outside.This is awesome.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:46,
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