it's only gay if you push back?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:06, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

personally I'd want to get it over with as soon as possible
I reckon it's only gay if you moan
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

what are your plans for the w/end k?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I think tonight will be drinking and personal grooming, including laundry, dying of the hair, shaving of the legs
tomorrow I might go fishing, sunday will probably take me to the pool with my cousin's sons.

You?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

fishing is fun with the right people and narcotics.
I am helping my bro move a sofa then I might play my new game for a bit, I will go for a swim and then out for cider tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

no narcotics allowed, my friends don't do drugs
le sigh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

slip em some

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I don't know where to get any.
I'm afraid of getting into trouble.
JAIL SUCKS, THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME SLEEP ON THE FLOOR THAT ONE TIME.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Nothing is perverse between consenting adults

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

except watching CSI

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

gawd that show is so fucking shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

amen

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I watched CSI
Until an episode where there was a secret compartment in a house in which a hairy lady lived.

Fuck me, clever detectives. Can't you work out that the house is bigger on the outside than the inside?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)

ugh ugh ugh
the acting is horrible, I can't believe it's been on as long as it has and that they've had so many other new shows
it fucking sucks
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Hmm. Depends.
Have you read House of Leaves?

Man, everyone should read House of Leaves. I think it might be my favourite book.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Author?
I haven't read it, but I'm a sucker for new reads.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Mark Z. Danielewski

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I should also have asked - genre?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Magical realism, maybe?
A little bit of horror, a lot of mystery, definite dry humour, a work of devotion by the author.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Probably not my style then.
But I'll give it a whirl.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)

the thing is, right, is that you're insinuating that being gay is perverse

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

No, nothing is perverse
Despite what Fox News tells you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

i love that channel
way better than the comedy channel
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Is Glen Beck still on it?
He was ace.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft
I don't watch the news
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Glen Beck was the person
Who first suggested that Obama isn't a real US citizen.

An argument then publicized by Donald Trump, who should be imprisoned for the rest of his natural life (five years) for having the shittest hair ever known to mankind.

You should watch Fox News. Oppose everything they say, and you'll be an even better person.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I don't need to watch it to know fox news is full of delusional racists

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I imagine it's gay if you consent. Isn't it?
I've had an Indian takeaway, watched Kill Bill 2, and now I'm kicking back and relaxing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

in a meeting earlier this week about our software release
there was some discussion about what we should do if we got pushback from the users. I claimed it was a good thing, as "if they don't push back, they're not really participating, are they?"

A lot of people nodded wisely, but one of the DBAs nearly choked on his coffee.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I like this

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

click

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Worthy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Double Bollock Anal?

( broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Yes.
Or Database Administrator, whichever you prefer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I prefer Double Bollock Anal

( broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I did lots of work and now I have less to do on Monday morning in work
and I also worked out how to do stuff by asking the Internet then applying what I'd learnt. I feel really clever and boss.

It is totally gay that shit Boabs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

you are a double ninja

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Am I?
Yerse!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

you wouldn't know if you were
it's a very secretive organisation
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I'll tell you what Bob, I'm farting past myself tonight.
Tigger's disgusted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

northern charm innit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

It's tuneful.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

parp

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Congrats
If only my co-workers could work out how to do stuff by asking the Internet then applying what they'd learnt. BUT NO LETS GET LiC TO DO IT HES NOT BUSY AND HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

Because I went on the internet and applied what I'd learnt...

One of them is actually scared she'll get into trouble for using the work internet for work. 0_o
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I prefer to ask the internet first.
Someone's ALWAYS asked how to do that thing before you have.
Not that I'm scared to ask humans, but it's often something really specific and silly on Excel or something, so to save time, I teach myself from tinternet. Some people have never used the Help function yet ask me everything, and like you say, all I do is click the '?'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Point 8 in this article (just scroll down)
www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000043.html

is my bible, but sadly I can't persuade the rest of the office.

also John Cleese on interruptions: vodpod.com/watch/2622584-stopping-the-interruptions (from about 4 minutes in but its all good)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I enjoyed that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)

alright quendists?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Shouldn't you be in the London?
Mixing it with da hardcore?

I've heard that Fiona Bruce is going to Fibre tomorrow. She's hot for Scots domiciled in Yorkshire with tiny parts.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:57, Reply)

you massive plum.
Tomorrow, fabric, house and generously packed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

All of that
and you can tell Fiona that if she can't improve on her ironing she's not welcome in my house again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)

i would tell her that but my balls are in her mouth right now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)

You can still tell her
She might not be able to answer very well though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)

she's too busy right now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Has her wig slipped yet?
And aren't you distracted by the "I luv michael howard" tattoo on her left arm?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)

no and no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:38, Reply)

What about strap-ons?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)

black rubber ones?
I have a 17 inch black rubber strap on.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)

that's fine

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)