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( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yesterday I used to wrong oven glove. The added up to hundreds of other minor things have apparently pushed her over the edge, though she can't think of an individual crime worse than using a tea towel to mop up a spilt cup of tea.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

You heartless swine.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I told her I didn't care.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Very much so, I just don't give a shit about oven gloves and tea towels so it's never going to work between us obviously. To be honest I'd never leave her, I love my spawn too much.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

She's probably just on her period or something
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

She could be suffering from post natal depression
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

so hormonal problems may very well be the cause of her mentaloverateatowelitus
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

But make sure you buy her a good quality pair. I once did a deal to buy 1000 pairs of oven gloves at just 50p a pair.
What a mistake. I ended up getting my fingers burnt.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

If I hung the washing out I got grief because it's going to rain. If I put it in the tumble dryer I got grief because I should have hung it out, etc.
All her sniping was just a symptom of an underlying malaise with our relationship.
She was also a fat munter, which didn't help.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
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