There once was a B3tan called Vipros
Nothing rhymes with Vipros
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

plenty rhymes with Darth
if you are willing to bend the rules slightly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I'll save you the bother
the rules over and take it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Ross does

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Whip Ross
Trip Ross
Dip Ross
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Fine
There once was a B3tan named Vipros
Whose work made him take weekly trips; Ross
on Wye was the goal
It's a complete fucking hole
And they made him drive a Chevrolet Spark, the cunts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

better than AAs attempts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Not even slightly difficult.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

There once was B3tan names Vippers
Whose wife-to-be's minge smelled of kippers ETC ETC


It's not fucking difficult is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)

To get rid of the smell
He encouraged her well
To go surfing in wetsuit and flippers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Apparently it is, you couldn't even be bothered to finish it
And I said nothing rhymed with Vipros. Not that I couldn't complete a limerick about Vipros. I can't, but that's laziness. Genetic.

EDIT: +n't you couldn't even be bothered to finish it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

There once was a guy called Vipros
Whos salad he always did toss,
Three times a day, who knew he'd be gay?
The guy who he went and sucked off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

hahahaha
Lovely juxtaposition of cookery and cottaging
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)