There once was a b3tan named Ape
Who badly misfired with a jape
He got down on his knees
And he begged his wife "Please
Just forget that I tried anal rape!"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why I oughta!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

"...try lube next time"

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

*splutters*
*shakes fist*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

That's wanking, not anal rape

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

LOTD

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

A famous East Anglian bender
Had testes marked 'return to sender'
I've no need for them here
It's well-known that I'm queer
And I fuck chaps who share the same gender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

You're really good at this
Good job you like me, so won't feel the need to unleash your Wildean wit upon me!

Oh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)