One of the lads in work is going to be undertaking the "Curry Hell" at the Rupali Indian restaurant
If you can eat it, you get it free and a trophy. I'd recommend a YouTube search for fails of this!

He is now in training and made a curry last night with 50 birds eye chillis in. He brought a pot of it into work today - quite nice it was too. Lovely taste of cinnamon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't access You Tube at work
but I would imagine it would feature someone drinking 15 pints of Kingfisher in 30 minutes and then shitting themselves at the table.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)

standard night out, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

My youngest granddaughter can eat five alarm curries
I swear that girl has an asbestos gullet. She also has no fear, as evidenced by her going down the black ski runs. I am led to believe that this is impressive.

Also, cinnamon is evil. That is all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)

how the fuck have you got a granddaughter
Let alone one who can eat hot curries? aren't you, like, 30 or something?

Kids are excellent on steep ski runs. lack of fear, light weight and low centre of gravity. It's rather galling watching six year olds ski down anything without pausing for breath
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

She's 14 on Saturday
and I have managed to acquire two granddaughters by marrying an old man.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)

ah, right, so not biological, then.
Phew. as you were.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I do have a cousin who was a proper garndmother at 34 though.
She's from Scunthorpe, which I think says everything we need to know about that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

indeed
although it doesn't tell me any more about Scunthorpe than I already knew, sadly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I thought Lord Harpole (or whatever he was called) had died.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)

He has, but the restaurant is still going

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Did he die eating one of his own curries?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I do hope so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

As long as they didn't suspect phaal play

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I heard he died vin-da-loo
like Elvis
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I heard he'd fallen into a korma

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Are you trying to curry favour with me here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Stop with the curry puns
Or I'll give you all a good Tikkaing off
( Peej, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)

My naan used to always do that

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)