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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Real men cook steak, drink ale, are in charge of the BBQ, don't moisturise, don't cry at happy endings.
And all other shite like that.

EDIT: And also knows that Rugby Union is a far better sport than league, which is for benders.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
nowt wrong with moisturising.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
It's far too 'metrosexual' for my liking.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)
nobody likes stubble rash though
and rough skin can play havoc with a girl's face. And thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
especially the thighs.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
My stubble is so pathetic it wouldn't cause a rash anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)
don't you dress in women's clothes?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Only when made to.
I'm comfortable enough with my own sexuality to not be freaked out by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
haha, fair point
I feel that might have undermined your issue with metrosexuality a touch, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Had I a choice, I'd never have cross dressed in the first place.
But I'm not one to back down from a challenge as simple as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)
That was a very foolish thing to tell us

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
I don't take internet challenges.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Very wise
However, I shall be most disappointed if I never meet you IRL

*evil grin*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Damn straight
(See what I did there)

Morning sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Morning chap.
I see you've gone for Schteve. He's probably come over here to continue stalking Monty, yesh?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)
I ashume you are correct, shir
Can't wait to see what happens to his accent after a few months in Notts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
fiver says he turns up to the first training session in a green hat and tunic and carrying a bow.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Hahaha!
"Firsht player to shcore can be Little John"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)
None of those critera apply to me
Therefore AA must be correct
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Real men aren't insatiable sodomites though, sorry.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)
The modern insatiable sodomite at least has the forethought to moisturise

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Ale makes me fart.
And Guinness is even worse for me. My housemates have banned me from drinking it unless I'm sat next to an open window.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Ale is wonderful.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Sure it tastes great.
But the gas... oh God the gas. It's bloody lethal. Came in useful for a Dutch Oven once though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Any particular favourites of yours?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Anything from the Ossett Brewery.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I had Excelsior once upon a time, that was rather nice.
Currently I'm loving the Badger & Wychwood breweries.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Oh yeah Badger is awesome.
Golden Glory is lovely. Plus, it has a badger on the bottle. I was a bit obsessed with badgers when I was younger. Badger badger badger.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Fursty Ferret is probably my favourite, followed swiftly by Tanglefoot.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I'll have to get myself some of that come payday.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
My friend picked them up for me on my birthday, I've enjoyed them as much as possible since
Fursty Ferret is possibly the nicest smelling ale I've ever come across.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
that stuff is brewed literally just down the road from where I am
there are many better ones around. Everything that the Otter brewery produces for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Our local is a Badger pub
If you ever come to Weston, you need to go visit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Weston super mare?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
the Somerset Riviera.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Somerset has a riviera?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
If one defines a Riviera as a depressing mudflat with a shithole of a town attached to it
then yes. Yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
But it has got a pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
I'm going to go burn the fucker down again
just to stop you harping on about it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)
I might have mentioned it once or twice
But it isn't like I harp on about it or anything.

Your threat to burn it down is SICK.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
*plans journey*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
If you make it there AA
Be a good lad and go on the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
boys, it's lovely you're so into me and I'm flattered.
but I really am strictly straight.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Yeah right.
You want our man-love. Just admit it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
No, he really is straight
Turned me down. And I'm irre-fucking-sistible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)
You sure about that?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I would ask the ladies of B3ta to back me up
But, bizarrely, they're all lesbians. All of them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Lapsed lezzie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
mad for the cock.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)

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