Well done you, I've realised that to shift my little bit of belly fat and lovehandles requires some additional effort
firstly I haven't had a drink since Sunday (shit that's only 2 days *cries*) and I need to increase my cardio massively.

I have no idea why i am doing this.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

To get fit for running about with the toddler.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Yeah maybe, but I'm fit enough for that already i reckon
Just want to shift the gut!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

You should sign up to the Bristol half marathon.
Also, are you happier now than the other day, and what did you do to upset your wife?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

No way, I used to live there and I remember how hilly it is!
Much better thanks back on the straight and narrow; short answer I was an idiot.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Did she catch you watching porn
and when she got upset you said "It's only because you look fat and unattractive at the moment"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

watching porn shagging her sister up the wrong 'un
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

OMG!
Are you ryan giggs?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Dammit my cunning disguie as a monkey rather than a hairsuit welshman has been blown wide open
just like my brothers wife
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Yeah I'm doing it to shift the last of my gut
Also just to be fitter for the sake of dancing. In 6 year we'll be in the over-35s section at Ballroom competitions and I have every intention of being the fittest competing couple in the country.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

But beer is so tasty!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Lager or ale though?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Predominantly ale
however on a hot day I'll happily have lager
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Had a lovely pint of Peroni last night, sat in the courtyard in one of the local pubs, really nice warm night.
Fucking lovely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Freefair's back!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)

POIDH

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Haha, decided not to torment you last night

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Most women aren't usually bothered about a bit of belly on a guy.
And you're married anyway.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)

This might be true.
But I fucking hate mine. I used to have a 32 inch waist. Now it's a 36 with overhang at the front.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Yeah, I've gone from 32" to 34" doesn't sound much but, I hate it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

You're still young so I guess I understand why.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

it's about ego really i guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I don't have this problem
I've always been a little bit podgy, ever since I was 13. So I have nothing to shoot for in that respect. My motivation is knowing how absurdly far out of my league the missus is.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Fuck off!
She's pretty but you're no munter.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

You're very kind honey
I probably am slightly biased, to be fair
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

yeah i know, but irregardless of this I need to do it for me in myself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I'm only jealous because mine won't shift.
I'm learning to accept the fact it never will unless I starve myself and give up alcohol.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

me too my dear, me too

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I know!
I honestly think that if I suddenly developed a condition that forced me to give up beer for three months I'd be pretty damn svelte by the end of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)