fresh orange juice
50/50 with water, pint of, with a teaspoon of salt. That'll sort out your dehydration. Ready salted crisps. coke.

As soon as you feel up to it, fried pig.

Or, y'know, COCK, or your mum, or something.

Also, *thunderous badger fives*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Her mum getting some cock probably wouldn't help her.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Will that stop you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Probably not.
Her mum has a normal sized vagina so I don't feel so inferior.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

It's all good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

unless it looks like this

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

*flashbacks*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

You are Joseph Fiennes AICM short lived TV series

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I loved that show
Why do all the ones I like get canned, and Katie fucking Price has had about eleventy series????
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I think the US networks go for a balance between budget and viewing figures.
Something like Flashforward (just realised my 'AICM' post doesn't work) would have to be pulling in 'Lost' level viewing figures in the US to survive into another series. I'm not sure how much weight they give to overseas viewing figures, the only show I can think of that has survived with them was 'Baywatch'
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

If indeed that is your short lived TV series.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

woo badger fives!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)