Ohhh, I would rather do anything than throw up. Throwing up sucks.
I'm not Roger-level phobic or anything, but I really do hate it.

Anyway, now you're here:

*ahem*

Our charming young b3tan from Aus
Is a poppet, if ever one was.
But her taste in men's weird
For when Noel appeared,
She claimed that she loved him "Just 'cos".
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh man.
I don't know what to say to that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

You should do one for Freefair.
That'd be good reading.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Did I show you the one I wrote you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Freefair started his life on OT,
with a call for all trade to be free,
when told "shit the fuck off",
he got all in a huff,
and erased it so we wouldn't see.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*click*
Our Al is a lad from the Tyne
And he said "DJTP is mine".
But Al was so wrong,
'Cos with Roota along
All he does is just sit there and pine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

pine masturbate listlessly over the thought of him at Download.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Yes, you did.
I liked it!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)