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Somebody I haven't heard from in over a year has just included me in an email asking for sponsorship for some charity thing she's doing.

Is this a bit fucking cheeky and would you sponsor them if you were in my place?
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:35, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you've got spare cash yes.
charity is good innit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I just think it's a bit off that the first contact she's bothered to make in a year
is to ask me for money.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Does she have nice tits?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Jeff!!!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Depends what the charity is and what they're doing to raise money.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Yeah go for it.
In other news, I've been invited to an EDL counter-protest in Cambridge. Somehow my "not wanting to sink to their level" idea isn't getting through to this idiot.

Andrew Osborne, please do grow up and get a clue.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Yeah! You tell him, FreeFair! You could run the country better than he ever could!
Andrew George
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Wait, what?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I'm amending your last sentence slightly
So that it looks like something an uppity teenage twat about to do A-level politics and utterly convinced of their own superiority might say.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Oh right.
Sorry, I'm in need of coffee.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Tell her you'll give her £10 for every inch she manages to get one of your frozen logs up her shitpipe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I read that as frozen legs the first time

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Jack Torrance lols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'd pay her £20 an inch for legs.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

You better hope it's not Lampito then
or you're going to be out a lot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

It would be worth it see the photo of Lampers smiling proudly
while Kroney desperately tries to manoeuvre his pelvis to avoid getting cramp in his hips while his wedding tackle are firmly pressed against her buttocks.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

My legs are 34 inches long
I appreciate her arse is slack from years of abuse, but is it actually bottomless?
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

No, she definitely has a bottom.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Was it a mass e-mail
or just sent to you personally?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

It was a mass email.
If it was somebody I was in regular contact with, fair enough. It isn't. In fact, last year the only contact I got from her was another group mail.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Then just ignore her
she's clearly not someone you actually give a shit about since you've not bothered getting in touch with her.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)

She's obviously mailing everyone she's ever met
If the previous contact was also after money, she can shit the fuck off. Unless you think what she's doing to raise the money is particularly impressive, or if it's cause close to your heart.

EDIT: Jeff does make a good point about nice tits though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

He does, but unless they're of an Eva Greene standard
they're not going to sway me.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Post her a 'bot dog'. She'll soon get the message.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)