You need to make a little birdhouse in your soul, Monty

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

not to put too finer point on it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Say I'm the only bee in Monty's bonnet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Oh cack.
I'm going to be singing this all day now.

I hope you're happy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I have a secret to tell, from my electrical well
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

It's getting worse.
Still, could be even worse. Could be the Beautiful South.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

You lay off the South you bastard

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

You are Robert E Lee AICMFP

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

FUCK YOU BILL CLAY!
FUCK YOU
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

If you really want him to FUCK YOU, etc.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Just ask him nicely?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You need to make a little grave in your garden,
because tonight as you sleep I intend to break into your house and throttle you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

So far we've got..
"burn your house down with you in it" - 19/05/2011
"break into your house and throttle you" - 16/06/2011

Can I use these if I ever write a book?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Sure!
'Death Threats I Have Received on The Internet' by Bill Clay (IITIMYRN)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I was going for dust jacket endorsements but why not
If I join the right kind of forums and say the wrong kind of things I could be onto a winner there.

*checks whether Dave Gorman has already got this covered*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm pleased to say I started that meme, I'm not sure I've ever started a meme before.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)