When I was 5
I touched one of those hot water bottles my Dad had on his plate at a Restaurant. You know, absolutely piping hot. Anyway my index finger on my left hand became a large bulbous blister for about 3 weeks.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who are you really?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

The 16 year old.

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Dave, 43 from Wigan

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I'm starting to think he's not who he says he is.
Who could he be?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Does It Matter?
I've stopped being a fool now and I'm just contributing normal posts.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Being an adult and pretending to be at school and playing with transformers is a bit weird

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Yeah but you know,
who wouldn't try anything to make an impression on this hip and well-rounded internet community...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Good point

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Like this fella?
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/feb/02/usa.suzannegoldenberg
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)

The pennys just dropped?
You should still practice 'stranger danger'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1239988
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Point taken.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Sorry but in this case it's not somebody new.
I didn't think Bobby was someone else.
And who cares if this place is impenetrable to tits.
Bobby and Darth 'penetrated' (oo-er) and they're sound.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

So what if it isn't?
There's no shame in assuming someone is new when they've got a new account. If there's a big reveal just go "oh right"
It's much worse to spend all your effort trying to guess who they are when it really doesn't matter.
Just take the piss out of him for the prick he is not the pricks he might be.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I have no idea who it is, but I'm not interacting with it because I'd feel stupid interacting when I actually knew it wasn't a 'real' person.

Like Monty when he wished rogerthestarfish sincere congratulations on his engagement and I'm thinking "It's that mental woman who does your head in, Mont..."
So for that reason I wouldn't knowingly get into a convo with a fake account.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Well sadly for you
My account is not fake.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

that's fair enough.
it's the constant insistence that everyone new is someone else that should be stopped.

Yeah, we did it to a few people, but it was pretty tiresome even then.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I don't do that. I didn't think it about Bobby or Darth.
I even thought Jeff was someone brand new, and he flippin wasn't!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I could PM you my Facebook address if you wanted proof
But I don't want to get abusive messages, nor do i want my profile pic or real name shared around this site.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)

it's very unlikely that anyone would do that
we all have lives and jobs that don't want fucking up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

so you want proof then?

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

What I really want is for you to stop putting apostrophes in the word want.
I hadn't really given much thought to you not being who you said. I'll take you at your word and accept the surprise if it turns out I was wrong.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Is the random apostrophe just to troll
Or are you an idiot who can't type properly?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

It is called a typing error.

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Don't trouble yourself mate.
Even if you are real ("16, no 21, no 16... LIKE MEEEE PLEEEEASE, GUYS!") you wouldn't be my cup of tea anyway. So sorry, I'll not be having a chinwag with you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

It's not that.
It's that I just want to put the accusations to bed.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

it would move things along
gaz it to me. I'm trustworthy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

OK
Now you can confirm I'm real and confirm i have tan skin and black hair?
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I believe you at least.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

But are you though?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

as much as anyone
I wouldn't want my personal info slapped all over here, and so wouldn't do it to someone else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

You've got a point.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Now that's just Colclough talk.
Leave me alone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

jeff wasn't new?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

nope, he was erm... began with a B.
It'll come to me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Bono?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

he'd better fucking not be

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

His was just a name change, wasn't it?

( Kroney, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

yeah he wasn't winding anyone up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

ah ok. I thought you meant he was someone who'd gone away and come back as someone else

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Mullered

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah BMullered, hahaha.
Ta.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I always got Battered, Bartleby and Mullered mixed up.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

that's because they are all morons

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

He was Mullered
but that was only a name change.
(berk, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

A couple of years ago, my dog died
Mullered sent me a gaz, saying he hoped I was alright, as he knew how shit it was.

Not too long ago I was looking for an old gaz, when I see a message off our own Dog Fucker wishing me sympathy over the loss of a pet. I appreciated the sentiment when he sent it, now I can't help but find it hilarious.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I don't see the problem
"oh you tricked me into thinking you were someone else by spending a lot of effort pretending to be someone else, well done"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

yeah I know, it's not a big deal, but I couldn't be arsed talking to it if I KNEW this.
If I don't know it well I'm blissfully unaware and I'm talking to a new person. Sorted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

furthermore
it's not like this is some kind of secret base. Who cares if the same nutters come back?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I know, course they can, but if I think someone is a puppet, I'm not being a dick for leaving everyone else to talk to them.
If you think someone's totally new, fine, talk to 'em.
but once you think you know it's someone blagging a whole personality, life, etc, why would you sit shooting the breeze and sharing fake stories. That's just me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

totally don't think you were being a dick.
If I was pretty sure that someone wasn't who they said then I wouldn't act like they were. But I'm not sure at all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

That's alrgith then. As you were.
You're nicer than me anyway. You still gave mentalcuntshit the time of day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

less so recently.
I don't understand where all the spite comes from and I don't like it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Spite?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

which one are we talking about?
I was on about rogerthementalist. She seems really spiteful with her posts to some.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I have her blocked. I thought she'd gone though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

still around. not on here much
but posts fucking crap stories on qotw frequently
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

God help her.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Hot water bottle on a plate?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I know.
I thought it was odd as well.
As far as I remember he was eating a Chinese meal.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Hello Wormulus

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I'd love it if he was.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)

it'd be pretty fucking tedious of him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)