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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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and so forth and so on, it'll show that you can laugh at yourself
1. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

2. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

3. Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

4. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

5. Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

6. Q. What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A. A Lobotomy.

7. Q. How do you save five drowning lawyers?
A. Who cares?

8. Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers?
A. A waste of cement.

9. Q: Do you know how do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A1: Shoot him before he hits the water.
A2: Take your foot off his head.
A3: No? Good!

10. Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I take issue with Number 2

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
the lawyer could be a she
?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
the codes of conduct for Barristers and Solicitors prohibit lying
its a fundamental principle of being any sort of lawyer, or indeed any professional fullstop.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)
It's too late for trolling today
You're not a lawyer anyway are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)
I have a law degree

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
I'll have fries with that as well please

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
and an art degree

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
I've seen the results

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)
and an Art MA

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Have a nice day!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)
degrees, degrees everywhere and not a drop of work

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Not true, we've all seen the Devil's Advocate

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)

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