Jeremy Kyle and his many crowns.
Lord of the Chavs
King of the Gypsies
Crown Prince of Pikeys
Shah of the Slags
True of false?
Anyway, If you've ever caught his monstrous freak show, who is the worst person you've ever seen on it. This can also apply to Trisha, SJR, Jerry Springer ,etcetera.
(ALT- What is the worst thing they did?)
(ALT 2- Think of other titles for Kyle)
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:52, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the worst??
Kyle of course.

Obvious.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

This other guy just started a thread.
How about deleting this one and saving it for tomorrow day before it gets any good replies?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)

[MOD EDIT]: deleted, be nice to the newbie please, even if it is a Tory

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Haha! Noel totally got his knuckles rapped.
*sings*

Bad to the bone...
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)

He's got a little sand in his VJ.
because he misunderstood my point about council houses.
I implied that it's bad to live in a council house IF you are a sponger and you have no aspirations.
I'm sure this does not apply to him, or 99% of people on this board.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)

You don't know Noel.
He couldn't be a cunt if his life depended on it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Wow, self-importance.
I got over that about fifteen seconds after I walked away from the keyboard. I was totally being nice to you in that first post but you posted and fucked off, bad form.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Well I too am trying to be co-operative , however I had to go for a shower.
I don't know what you still think of my comments.
It was certainly me that was not being clear about what I meant, I fully accept that.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I don't still think anything, I'm a man.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)

man, I didn't even know there were active mods round here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)

They have to draw straws to see who'll police us.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)

it's like the night shift in an old peoples' home
only more dull and more people pissing themselves
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)

there aren't
Mod edits are easy to fake. Duuuh
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

HAHAHAHA oh noel

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Didn't he sing, I should be so lucky ?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)

we don't watch that trash

does anyone know what happened on last week's Katie Price show?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Yeah, Katie got married again.
Meaning Harvey has now got more fathers than he has chromosomes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I'm too busy beancounting
In my cushy NHS job to watch crap.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Why mention your job and conditions?
Are you assuming that I do not entirely support State Healthcare because my views err to the Right??
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Freefair is an attention seeking cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

He's some middleaged man who usually preys on anxious teens on bebo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Bebo?
Where have you been in the last half a decade?
And the user VIPROS can verify I have a Facebook profile that includes a picture of myself, a 16 year old.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Engage Vipros

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I sent him the link which he is keeping private
All of my info is set to "Friends Only"
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I didn't say "Engage FreeFair"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

My crocodile puppet had a Facebook profile with a picture of himself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)

^^^ This

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

RIP Kyle Dacrocodile, 4eva in r <3

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

oh man, that dude was cool

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I wouldn't know about daytime telly, I've been employed for most of my adult life.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)

THAT is what I like to hear
I'm the only person In my school to have not had a day off , ever.
I have only seen Kyle's programming during holidays.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Do you get bullied a lot at your school?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

No
It is an outstandingly good state school and tbh there aren't any real bullies.
Also, one of my best friends is a big black kid who is very muscular and would beat the living shit out of any cocky cunt who came his way.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Racist!!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Tit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

can I just say how angry I am that they cancelled the US version of skins?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Yes, Kristine. Yes you can.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I am looking forward to the American shameless

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

you'll see plenty of it if we meet

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Jeremy Kyle - The Crowned Count of Cunts.
When I was a student, back in the early to mid nineties, I used to watch Ricki Lake and Montell williams. They were fun.

I've never actually seen either Trisha or Kyle. are they as bad as / worse than Kilroy?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Tl:dr

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)

evenin Bobs
Was it year one today or is that tomorrow?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Tomorrow
Today was gym, I overdid it a bit, got a punch in the eye and spent ten minutes being sick at the end
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Did you punch the little cunt back?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Ha yeah we were sparring and the coach
Said I was lazy with my left guard and to prove a point he got in the ring and walloped me, I've got a little shiner coming up.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

a little shiner?
Is that nonce code for a likely victim?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I dont box with children!
Besides the code word is 'cherub'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

That Chardonnay Chavins in year 5
I'm telling you - a fucking CHERUB!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)

This has gone way over my bruised head

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

BBC3 (now) looks interesting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Bbc2 last shadowline.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I'm not going to start watching a series at part 7 (of 7)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Valid point jeff
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Thanks Bob!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

It's not amazing
But quite entertaining and I like the main actor. Awesome theme tune too
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Best fucking place for them!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Well it is either the slammer
Or Weston Super Mare.

The kids chose lock-up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I have to say, I probably would too.
Especially considering what a cushy life they have in there. No beatings, no rough arse-raping, no chinese water torture....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Which is the exact opposite of what happens on the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I wouldn't know. I've never been.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

We're taking the little ones to the aquarium on the 6th of July.
Cannot wait!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Not sea-world in Weston?
I wouldn't bother. It's fucking shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I've been to Sea World in North Queensferry, outside Edinburgh
It was no' bad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

That is probably too big a journey for small people.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

dwarflols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

The little ones will love it, I took an ex when it had just opened, it's ok

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Oh man.
You don't know what you're missing.

You should go.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

alright quenders?
a/c
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

d/c?

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Evening dude
How's the council house treating you?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Why are you bringing this up again?
I said I wanted to forget all this nonsense.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I don't. It's going to be your meme.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

The Internet never forgets

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

EX council house.
a/c
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Can I ask?
What a/c means...
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

autocomplete

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

You classy bitch I bet you even
Have bean bag trays
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

"I NO HAS BEEYN BAHGS"

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Bugger off you annoying cunt

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Jump off a fucking cliff.

(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Stop being needy and seeking attention
You might get on here if you do. In the meantime fuck off
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Or even worse
Work In Netto.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)