sandwich
Roast beef, chorizo, pepperoni and extra mature cheddar with wholegrain mustard. Still no bloody water though (we've got a limited supply of bottled so I won't die). I've got a mate's birthday this evening, I need to hydrate!

I suspect I will be using most of my lunch half-hour driving to the train station to use their loo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You tell the best stories

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Piss out of the window - problem solved

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Draft in Kroney
Use his mouth as a temporary potty.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Damn it, I'm not a machine.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Ever fucked an inflatable sex doll with a frozen turd before?
You two should team up and go on Britain's Got Talent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

That sounds like a poor man's "Aristocrats - Live!"
It'd still pull the viewers in, though.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Hahaha
They could turn to Michael McIntyre at the end and point out that they're better than him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

If your workplace does not have running water
They can't keep you there, it's against H&S regs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

True, you have to have so many working toilets per number of employees.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Also, if someone lights one of LiC's girlfriend's farts
The whole place could go up. Helium's well flammable.*




*I have absolutely no idea whether or not helium is flammable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

it isn't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Stupid science
Getting in the way of a piss-poor and unnecessarily elaborate in-joke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Don't point this out to your employer though, they get a bit pissed off
As long as they've provided enough bottled water, they can get away with it, I think.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)