Here are some 'euphemimsies'
Good: pussy, cunt, twat.
Bad: bermuda triangle, honey pot, fuckhole, toolshed, slit, gash, muff.
Ugly: axe wound, badly packed kebab, fish taco, bearded clam.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:43, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like quim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I forgot that one. I like it.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I like breasts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

There used to be a lezzie quarterly called Quim.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

A quimtet you might say
Did one of them play the pink harmonica?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I meant magazine.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I think I mis-read that!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I think you did petal.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Tip the velvet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Quarterly = magazine published every 3 months.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I read quartet...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

That's beautiful
Achingly so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Are you spying on the boys changing room again?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I never get caught either
Fleet like a Fox, me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

point to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Cheers both
Might let this lie now.

(all yours Vippers)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I fucking won't. I'm just waiting....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

very good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I hate hate hate
the words clunge and minge. Blegh.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Me too
Enough that I didn't include them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

A mate of mine uses the word splinge.
Which is vile.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Rat?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

you forgot "burst badger" or "butcher's dustbin"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I didn't include the vast quantity of euphemimsies out there
Because I got bored.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

true
however "jesus christ, she had a fanny like a burst badger" is pretty much guaranteed a titter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

dead hedgehog

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

honey pot is used a lot in regency erotica
along with quim, as Ape has said

and loads of others I can't think of now
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)