I did a squeaky, slightly wet fart this morning
and the small dribble of liquid poo that trickled down the inside leg of my jeans was considerably cleverer than Bobby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Who is Bobby?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Who is Can you fly,

*robolols*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)

*doesn't lol at all at bent 'film' quote*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

That really was a terrible film.
Verhoeven has a lot to answer for.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

That's hardly top of the list though is it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Showgirls.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I disagree, Robocop is a very good film
The only film Verhoeven has to answer for is Hollow Man as it is his most 'director for hire' gig yet.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

It just seemed to be violence for the sake of it.
Couldn't see any point in it whatsoever.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

That's because you're a boring twat.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Shit the fuck off.
I just prefer films that have an actual plot.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I'm glad your response was just a copy of someone elses insult
rather than any sort of intelligent rebuttal. And Robocop is quite clearly a well constructed satire on consumerism.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I'd buy that for a dollar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Hollow Man was a massive disappointment
Showgirls is still the main cuplrit though, a bold stab at putting a vaguely justifiable spin on big-budget soft porn or not, it was still fucking shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Still, boobs.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

you know the bird whose room the invisible bloke sneaks in to?
I knew her brother at uni. He was incredibly tall.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Rhona Mitra
Would.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

B3tan dipshit 'BobbyPires'
Currently training to be a teacher.

A teacher with less knowlege than his most retarded pupil.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

The future of our children is in safe hands, then.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I have to say this doesn't concern me in the slightest
/barrenlols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Me neither.
I am not suitable father material, despite a fondness for Dad jokes and extremely terrible dancing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Are you a massive nonce?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

No, just massive.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I actually probably would make quite a good Dad, if I were to grow a sense of responsibility
And I've no idea how fertile or otherwise my balls are, but it's all completely immaterial as long as I'm with the missus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)