my mate is moving to france with his cunt wife tomorrow
tonight is their leaving do. It is fucking obvious he is only doing it as she has piled on the pressure for the past two years and I pretty much said this to her last time I saw her and it didn't go down well. I really don't want to go anyway but am being bombarded with texts from people saying I have to. I don't wanna!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:21, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go, get really drunk, shout at his girlfriend then piss in her soup

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Don't be such a fucking girl
go along, get really drunk and be obnoxious to his wife. Then eat your own bodyweight in ribs on the way home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Wings AL!!!!! wings.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I've always said ribs, haven't I?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1224017#post1224019
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/60673?q=bodyweight+in+ribs
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

yeah but I prefer wings.
I would not turn down either.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Don't bother, if you don't want to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

this,
she is a Christian, a dancer, lived on a barge and has a mongrel called fleur. I fucking despise the bitch.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

his wife AND the dog.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

It's not the dog's fault

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)

course it is, it;s a French dog.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Probably got fucking rabies.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I can only hope/

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

A CHRISTIAN?! OMFG

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I like the idea of living on a barge.
The rest? Fuck that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

The idea is a great deal better than the reality.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

you're investing too much feeling into this
why do you care so much?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

About the reality of living on a barge?
I don't care but I know people who live on them - and the fuckers leak all day long*. Even the top-end ones.



*SO DO THE BARGES!!!!AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I imagine living on an unstable platform, with no elbow room
and having to manually dispose of your sewage wears quickly.

It sounds like an even shitter form of caravanning.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

They are Fucking Shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Bit like London really.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

trudat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

+ sucking off canal tramps for change

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

it is cramped, shit, smelly and only worth it when the sun shines.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Sounds like most of the relationships I've had.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

That's pretty cocky of you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Wll it's true, she has work lined up and is fluent in france and has family there
he has none of the above and is pretty much funding it all as she earns a pittance titting around pretending to be a fucking fairy all day.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

so he says to you
they're married, you do things like that when you're married
if he genuinely didn't want to do it then he fucking wouldn't
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

not necessarily

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

go on

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

You do, rather. Button it, there's a dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

But if she's not talking
it means there is a satisfied trucker around.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)

If we meet I'm going to give you a smack.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)

a some
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)

and probably some punch

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Oh boy, you merkins know how to make fruit punch,
because it's what you all drink at your Sorority and Fraternity parties.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I didn't go to a 4yr university.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)

So you didn't get to shower with all the other women?
For shame Kristine.

Maybe you could just invite your friends round and turn on a garden hose.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)

it's not a black and white issue
he may genuinely not want to do it, but genuinely not want to lose his wife by putting his foot down.

She could be blindly or otherwise ignoring his desire not to go and not be willing to make a compromise.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)

it's all circumstantial
we don't know them, there's a million ifs we could ask

but when it comes down to it, and people are fed up, they know when enough is enough
and if he absolutely did not want to go he would not go
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

She might be promising him anal if he goes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)

and who could say no to that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Exactly Kristine, Exactly.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I respect your opinion Kswiss
I have already bet a mutual friend it will be done in a year and end in divorce.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

then it will have to be that way
you're his friend and you care, but you can't protect him
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

very philosophical.
I hope she gets aids.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)

fair enough
as I said up there, you're investing too much of your own feelings into it

I have a friend that had a dude run her around, and drag her along for over a year and then she let him move in with her and I was super pissed, why would she do that to herself? Then I realised, if she's stupid enough to do it, then let her do it. It's not my place to say anything other than good luck.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

You're right.
You can't run people's lives for them, you'll only being resented for it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)

But when it all fails you get to have the feeling of smug satisfaction.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Nah, that's just being an idiot for the sake of it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)

oh yeah, like you haven't felt good when something went wrong for a friend

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

not only is it okay to have these feelings, it's also proven to be good for you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

True and he will be gone tomorrow so out of sight out of mind
still she is a cunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)

What does cocky mean in the US?

( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

generally it's "thinking too highly of oneself"
but here I meant it more of cockish...I suppose
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)