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I'm sure it's about time we discussed the weekend.

Do so now.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:32, 186 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Did everyone see this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1244621

It's brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I did, but well done for posting it again

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I think it needs more recognition
and to be top of the popular page.

Vippers, you're a man of the world aren't you, what would your advice be if your father had really pissed you off, but you have already bought him a thoughtful fathers day gift?

Is it too passive agressive to just go and leave it in his house so when he gets back from his weekend in the Lake District he finds his present with a note saying "Happy Fathers Day".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
that depends
what has he done, and what is the gift?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
He recently asked me to explain photoshop to him
but since I don't really know how, I showed him as best I could, but then went and bought "Photoshop CS3 for Dummies".

He got in a massive paddy yesterday because he's lost the spare set of keys to our old office which resulted in him telling me to fuck off. And then today he's rearranged a directors meeting to a day when I need to be in London that night, despite having already made a number of plans (and bought gig tickets) revolving around the fact that I was supposed to be down near Brighton the two days afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
he told you to fuck off because he's done something stupid?
and is the change of meeting anything to do with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
He changed the meeting because he's going on holiday the day we originally intended to have the meeting.
So it's a fairly clear case of him being a twat, but rather than apologise he's just being a dick about it and telling me I just have to suck it up and be inconvenienced.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
hmmm, twattish
if you were to present the gift to him as if nothing had happened would this help smooth things to get you to the gig etc. that seems to be the important aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Going to the gig isn't a problem
it just means I'm going to driving up or down (or both) from London to Brighton almost every day that week.

Plus not really seeing the wife which pisses me off more.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
that is a pain.
give him the present, see if it softens him up enough for you explain your predicament and get some slack.

if not, then cunt him in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Just go to the damned gig anyways.
You told him you had prior plans, it'll be his fault for not listening and being an ignorant prick.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I don't think he is going to see The Damned

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Nah, I don't know them at all.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
They're excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
This is what I'd do.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Err, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
pst
real name
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Pst
That's how Twitter shows it, I did no editing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I thought it was against protocol to post people's real names, is all.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Yeah, I'm editing...
And done!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Hahah AlTheAngstyTeen

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I'm totally making you buy me chocolate milkshake while I cry on your sofa tonight.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Oh, oh my, oh my GOODNESS..... most of you haven't experianced the milkshake shop down the road, have you?
ANY CONFENCTIONARY BAR..... _ANY_ CONFECTIONARY BAR.... INTO A .... MILK....SHAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
for some reason Exeter has at least 3 shops that do that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Yeah', but londoners don't feel the need to make that a geographical highlight.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
SUPER QUICK WIT

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
no, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I'm going to a free festival on saturday
It looks wonderfully shit.
www.watersidefestival.co.uk/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I went to one of those a couple of weekends ago
it was ok. The best part was sitting drinking beer in the sun in the park listening to live music with a load of mates and then only having 5 minutes walk to get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
That's the plan, the weather might be a bit shit though

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
seems like the weather is fucking up a lot of plans this weekend
hope it gets better for next weekend because I'm going camping for my stag do
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Those dancing stages sound totally empowering.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I was going to visit a beer and cider festival on Saturday
But instead am going to middle England somewhere, may get mauled by a kitten, and will possibly end up at something I've been told is called a 'Farmer's Market'.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
My weekend will be full of squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
How so?
And hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
She's going to see an unborn baby.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Hello hon!
Off to see Aber and hubby.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Ahh!
Good times! Hope you have fun. My run of three weekends of awesome is sadly over, but I'm very tired so it's probably a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Using up a quiz win and got a free evening at a comedy club tomorrow.
Noone I've heard of but a freebie's a freebie.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
A man for the Eggheads B3ta team, clearly.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
If there was one, I would be quite happy!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Darth wants to arrange one.
You'd be great at literature and films.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Squeeeeeeee!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
B3th's idea in fact
Obviously being me I jumped on board as if it were a train getting out of Norwich fucking quickly and heading for somewhere that has decent gigs.

We have six or seven volunteers, but as it's in Glasgow not everyone will be up for it. I'll stick your name down sir.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
They need Monty for film.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
And his extensive knowledge of David Bowie and Pink Floyd.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Monty for history surely?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
But Monty is REALLY into film.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Aren't we all.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Monty would probably play his 'Joker' on the Fucking Bent round

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Monty has already told us to fuck off
Which scuppers my plan for our name badges to read Death, War, Famine, Pestilence and Monty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Nah, it'd need to read Ronnie Soak the Dairyman.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Or just Ronnie.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
You're a virgin aren't you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
He's not FreeFair
In other news, I don't get it. Proving that I must have had full sex with a woman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
it's a character from a Pratchett book
can't remember which one. 5th horseman of the apocalypse, became a milkman
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Cheers mate
Haven't read much Pratchett.

*awaits Montypproval*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
the early stuff is much as Monty says
the later stuff is actually very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I'm told you can pick it up from anywhere
But I have massive OCD about starting from the top
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
they aren't all in order
and on rereading them I found the first few kind of painful to read in a Simpson's tie kind of way.

If you were actually keen to read them I could give you a suggested order that would take you through early stuff to the newest following one set of characters
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Nah, 'cause some of them appear in each others stories, like when the witches and wizards end up in the same story

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
was thinking mainly about the guards ones
in my view the best books are the later guards ones

if he likes them he'll be more likely to read through some of the earlier stuff which fleshes out the other characters a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I'd actually really like that, cheers mate
If this list could include all the ones Ms Foxtrot has so I don't have to buy any or pay the fine the library claims I owe them, all the better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I've just found something online which unfortunately proves the massive geekiness point
but is useful for this purpose

www.lspace.org/books/reading-order-guides/the-discworld-reading-order-guide-20.jpg

the ones I was on about are the ones starting by the arrow with Watch Novels.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Wicked, thank you mate
I've actually been wanting to work this out for quite a while.

Am off now - have a crackin' weekend everyone.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
no worries
have a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
He's quoting from a Pratchett book
I can't remember which one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Ironically this totally buggers my whole "not a virgin" thing
As Ms Foxtrot fucking loves Pratchett
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Thief of Time.
I worry myself sometimes about the near-encyclopaedic knowledge I have of all things completely geeky.

Can't help but think something went wrong somewhere.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Nowt wrong with being a massive geek mate
You are definitely a virgin though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Nah
I just keep the Pratchett thing to my Kindle so I don't look so geeky.

When I start talking is the problem though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Apologies, I was clearly in the wrong
You've got a Kindle. You must be beating off supermodel fanny with a shitty stick.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I can only wish.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
This team is going to kick arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Totally is!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Is Dermot still the quizmeister?
I thought he had taken the Sky shekel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Father's Day stuff.
Maybe a bit of gardening.

Rock and roll.

Might go and meet some friends for a drink up at the Sela Bar in Leeds.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Haven't been there in quite a while
Nice place though.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I hope so.
Although nice usually means expensive, right?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
It is a bit
No more so than most vaguely presentable places in Leeds centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Fair enough.
Haven't been drinking in Leeds for while, this should be fun.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Enjoy!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Thankyou!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Making a massive pot of potato soup tonight, tomorrow is Celtic festival and sunday is pool with nephews probably
I will probably booze tonight.
I've a massive bottle of Seagram's 7 Dark Honey wiskey and apparently if you mix it with coke it's called a Tall, Dark and Smooth.
I think I'll have that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
It will likely rain
I am likely doing shit all. I have to pop in to work for an hour tomorrow, go for a run, and sort out some old clothes to give to Oxfam.

ROCK N MOTHERFUCKING ROLL.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
You could go and buy some more drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Or shag her below average sized boyfriend.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Did we ever get to the 'bottom' of that thing that berk did that she never thought she'd ever do?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I thought it was you.
I didn't really.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
doublefisting.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Yes we did
Her fanny had never wobbled like a jiggly joggly jelly before.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I fessed up in the end
but I'd rather you didn't speculate.
(berk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I'm going to a wedding.
This evening was supposed to be pre-wedding cricket watching, but instead I think we'll go to the driving range to hit a few balls about before a couple of quiet pints.

Tomorrow will be a boozy wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Tonight I've no plans aside from an after work pint with a mate
Tomorrow it's a friend's birthday, so we're going out at night.
Then on Sunday I've got some girls round for a film night.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
You're making a film with girls on sunday night?
OMG! You're living an internet virgins dream.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Haha
I meant watching, but I like your thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I'll bet that you're all going to watch PS I Love You
and all have a right good cry. Am I right?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
You can fuck off.
I will hold my hands up and admit I like some fairly girly films, but there has to be comedy in it. So P.S. I love you, The Notebook, Sex And The City, etc are banned from my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I'm with you on this fella
*unashamed appreciators of girly comedies fist-bumps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
unsurprising post is unsurprising

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Achingly beautiful post is etc

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
*sighs*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
He's here, he's queer - get used to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Talk to the hand, girlfriend

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Hard to tell at the moment
Got the kids this weekend. Playing cricket tomorrow, but weather looks rotten, so it'll probably not happen.

Going out for tea on Sunday, cos it's Fathers Day, innit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I may have mentioned this
but Ms Foxtrot's Dad and Stepmum are getting married tomorrow. My Saturday will consist of negotiating between and calming down several powertripping control freaks, and then hopefully getting hammered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

hammer fist
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
You should mediate through the medium of dance

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
That could be beautiful
*arches eyebrow warningly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Achingly so?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Don't give me your come hither eyebrow you old queen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Oi
Less of the old you cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Whippersnappers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
No idea at the moment.
Just waiting for a reply to a text. If not, a little time with the boyf and jobsearching.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
He's doesn't need long does he, bless him.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I'm just too much for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
My second eldest has a dance recital thing tonight that I'll be going to straight from work
Tomorrow will be fairly run of the mill and on Sunday I shall receive shiny gifts, an undistrubed lie-in, a cooked breakfast, my Lance Henriksen book and a fine bottle of single malt.

*returns to earth with a thud*

Well, the book will happen at least. Defiiately. I ordered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I'd defiiately love an undistrubed lie-in.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Fuck off Twoflower

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Sod off. I'm not some kind of bozz-eyed glasswrong.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
If indeed that was your real account

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Cooking an as-yet-undecided meal for Luzzders,
other than that SHIT ALL. I'll probably spend Sunday with my daughter for Father's Day - then I'll wake up and do something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Wrap your cock up on pastry
and tell her you made her a "special" sausage roll. I tried that once, she fucking loved it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
mind piss, sort of

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
You tried that on Luzzders?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Make her toad in the hole with onion gravy
girls love sausages in batter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Oh you wag.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
my mate is moving to france with his cunt wife tomorrow
tonight is their leaving do. It is fucking obvious he is only doing it as she has piled on the pressure for the past two years and I pretty much said this to her last time I saw her and it didn't go down well. I really don't want to go anyway but am being bombarded with texts from people saying I have to. I don't wanna!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Go, get really drunk, shout at his girlfriend then piss in her soup

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Don't be such a fucking girl
go along, get really drunk and be obnoxious to his wife. Then eat your own bodyweight in ribs on the way home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Wings AL!!!!! wings.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I've always said ribs, haven't I?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1224017#post1224019
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/60673?q=bodyweight+in+ribs
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
yeah but I prefer wings.
I would not turn down either.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Don't bother, if you don't want to.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
this,
she is a Christian, a dancer, lived on a barge and has a mongrel called fleur. I fucking despise the bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
his wife AND the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
It's not the dog's fault

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
course it is, it;s a French dog.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Probably got fucking rabies.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I can only hope/

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
A CHRISTIAN?! OMFG

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I like the idea of living on a barge.
The rest? Fuck that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
The idea is a great deal better than the reality.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
you're investing too much feeling into this
why do you care so much?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
About the reality of living on a barge?
I don't care but I know people who live on them - and the fuckers leak all day long*. Even the top-end ones.



*SO DO THE BARGES!!!!AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I imagine living on an unstable platform, with no elbow room
and having to manually dispose of your sewage wears quickly.

It sounds like an even shitter form of caravanning.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
They are Fucking Shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Bit like London really.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
trudat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
+ sucking off canal tramps for change

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
it is cramped, shit, smelly and only worth it when the sun shines.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Sounds like most of the relationships I've had.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
That's pretty cocky of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Wll it's true, she has work lined up and is fluent in france and has family there
he has none of the above and is pretty much funding it all as she earns a pittance titting around pretending to be a fucking fairy all day.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
so he says to you
they're married, you do things like that when you're married
if he genuinely didn't want to do it then he fucking wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
not necessarily

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
go on

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
You do, rather. Button it, there's a dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
But if she's not talking
it means there is a satisfied trucker around.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
If we meet I'm going to give you a smack.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)

a some
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
and probably some punch

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Oh boy, you merkins know how to make fruit punch,
because it's what you all drink at your Sorority and Fraternity parties.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I didn't go to a 4yr university.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
So you didn't get to shower with all the other women?
For shame Kristine.

Maybe you could just invite your friends round and turn on a garden hose.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
it's not a black and white issue
he may genuinely not want to do it, but genuinely not want to lose his wife by putting his foot down.

She could be blindly or otherwise ignoring his desire not to go and not be willing to make a compromise.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
it's all circumstantial
we don't know them, there's a million ifs we could ask

but when it comes down to it, and people are fed up, they know when enough is enough
and if he absolutely did not want to go he would not go
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
She might be promising him anal if he goes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
and who could say no to that?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Exactly Kristine, Exactly.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I respect your opinion Kswiss
I have already bet a mutual friend it will be done in a year and end in divorce.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
then it will have to be that way
you're his friend and you care, but you can't protect him
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
very philosophical.
I hope she gets aids.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
fair enough
as I said up there, you're investing too much of your own feelings into it

I have a friend that had a dude run her around, and drag her along for over a year and then she let him move in with her and I was super pissed, why would she do that to herself? Then I realised, if she's stupid enough to do it, then let her do it. It's not my place to say anything other than good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
You're right.
You can't run people's lives for them, you'll only being resented for it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
But when it all fails you get to have the feeling of smug satisfaction.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Nah, that's just being an idiot for the sake of it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
oh yeah, like you haven't felt good when something went wrong for a friend

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
not only is it okay to have these feelings, it's also proven to be good for you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
True and he will be gone tomorrow so out of sight out of mind
still she is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
What does cocky mean in the US?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
generally it's "thinking too highly of oneself"
but here I meant it more of cockish...I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

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