CHICKEN WINGS FOR BREAKFAST
How's your sleep? I've slept for 24 of the past 30 hours, I reckon that's pretty good.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 7:24, 44 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just slept for nearly 8
which suggests I'm getting used to the new bed. Hooray!
I'm pondering googling Full English Breakfast near [postcode] and stuffing my face. Or buying the necessary and doing it myself.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 7:57, Reply)

how about going for a walk and finding it by surprise?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 8:04, Reply)

How about going to the local supermarket, walking up to the meat counter, blindfolding yourself, picking up random packs of stuff and cooking that?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 8:10, Reply)

sounds dangerous
how about I just have a yoghurt and head to the gym. Toodles!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Pussy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I wonder if Crunchy or Blousie attended.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13823427
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I have just woken up
Went to bed at 3am after going to see Aberracion & Mark in their new flat last night. Fabulous food :)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Was a bit hungover in the early morning
but sleep, lovely tea and chilli peanuts are making me better.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I've got a monumental hangover.
I don't know how I want to attempt shifting it, the thought of any food or drink fills me with dread. I've taken painkillers and they've done nothing at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I have no hangover but I'm starving.
I drove last night and on the way home we nearly knocked over a deer just down the road from my house.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

aw cool, you missed it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

There's a large herd that lives in the woods next to us
So any late night driving through there is a game of avoid the deer. They never venture as far as the houses and gardens though.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Veal chattoux briand FOR ALL ! YAY ! OH BOY !
I bet veal liver is good too, you should go scrumping.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Erm...
Veal is from calves. Venison is from deer. I believe that the rules of roadkill are that if you knock it down you can lash it to your car roof and take it home though...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

And talking of food
I must go and eat.
Laters :)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

My darling, you must be ravinous.
Toodles Noodles !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Yeah', I know, I was just testing, innit. It's early, besides, SHUSH IT UP.
With those rules, do you get in trouble if there are tire marks in the field and the gate lock has been opened with bolt cutters?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Laws of road kill are lighty different I think
If you knock a deer down - you can't have it; but the car behind can.
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)

This is what I've heard...

(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)

It doesn't matter how many alarms I set
during the week I can sleep through them all. Yet at the weekend, when I don't have any alarms and don't have to get up, I am wide awake at 8am without fail.
CURSE YOU, HYPOTHALAMUS!

edit - that said, I'm feeling fairly well rested, just annoyed at being awake earlier than I needed to be.
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)

all this talk of sleep
I really want a nap now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Hangover update.
Feeling quite a bit better.

I've had two jammie Wagon Wheels and a packet of iced-gems.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)

You really ought to take better care of yourself
*wags admonishing finger*
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Do you mean I should drink less.
Or eat fewer Wagon Wheels?

Hopes this wagged finger doesn't have tickling potential
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I meant that you should drink less
I really can't chastise anyone for the amount of sugary snacks they eat as it would be hypocrisy of the highest order...
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I'm only feeling rough as I've been to a wedding.
So Friday and Saturday were two sizeable sessions. Yesterday I didn't drink excessively, but the combination of beer, cider, red and white wine and champagne have taken their toll.

I always get a headache with red wine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I was just about to reply "Have you tried drinking yop instead of getting horrificly drunk and making a disgrace of yourself?" when I just remembered I have yop in the fridge.
Thank you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Enjoy your Yop, Gonz.
It was the variety of drinks rather than the quantity of drinks that slowed me down today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:18, Reply)

This'll cheer you up
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00wv3j8/Glastonbury_Pulp_at_Glastonbury_1995/
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Some friends who I was with yesterday had been to the Isle of Wight festival
And they all said that Pulp were the best band they saw all weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Yes, I spotted another review in NME, I think
or it may have been the same one you showed me. Tennis boy doesn't think he'll be able to get the time off work, so I probably have a ticket going spare... go on... you know you want to...
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Annoyingly, I'm not be able to make the bash as well as Pulp.
Friends from the north are coming down to the West Country with their baby and I agreed to dinner/drinks without giving any real thought to the date.

If they cancel, then things might change, but it looks unlikely at the moment.

In other news. Should I buy a cow or a goat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

You blithering great twit.
Can't you ask them to come another weekend?

What do you want a cow or goat for?
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I've got another wedding coming up
And the wedding gift list is nothing but ethical stuff. So I could buy a cow or a goat or pay for a teacher to be trained.

To be fair, had details of where the bash was going to be held been posted earlier, it might well have prompted me to book a hotel room and to have remembered it. Like I said though, if they cancel, I'll come out and play. If they don't, then I won't!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

That's not much use to me trying to foist my spare ticket on you, though, is it?
Goat. Or teacher.
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

You're right. It doesn't help you at all does it.
I can't imagine you'll be stuck with the gig ticket though, I'm sure someone going to the bash will want it. Granted, they won't be as much fun as me. But I reckon you'll cope.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I've never had a gig ticket that's been this hard to get rid of!
oh well. Have you seen them live before?
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I have, and they were very good.
Oddly, on the occasions I've seen Jarvis live as a solo artist, the band backing him was made up of the members of Pulp - and the did perfom one or two Pulp tracks (although it was mostly his solo stuff).

Hang on, when you say you've never had a gig ticket that has been this hard to get rid of - do you mean that I wasn't the first person you offered it to?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

You were the first person I offered it to
apart from the person it was bought for, yes, who has now decided she can't afford to go. Then when you were iffy I offered it to a bunch of other people too. Who mostly said no or were iffy themselves.
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

*feels better*
People are still advertising them on Gumtree at face value if you are concerned that you might get stuck with it, or might end up losing money on it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I'll find/think of someone
I'm not fussed about making a profit, or even getting my money back, I just want to give it to someone preferably who I know and who I know will have an absolute blast.
(berk, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm surprised you've not shifted it yet.
If I had time, I'd be there in a shot!

Are you still going with Al?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

It was very nice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I struggle to face food on a bad hangover
but within fifteen minutes of eating I'm feeling better, it really does help.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)