Best start holding those auditions then
I think Kroney was unimpressed with the prospect of a trip to Glasgow, which means our list consists of Vipros, Bobby, AA, Boss Keloid and Berk.

One question - is there anything on there about "have you appeared on TV in the last 18 months", or the like? There was something about that on TWL and obviously that would exclude me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:39, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's a long way to go to punch someone
even someone as insufferable as him.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I'm only doing it so I can mock Darth in person

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I read that as 'in prison' for some reason.
But I'm up for a trip to Glasgow!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

There was
but I don't think it said anything about ruling you out. And we wouldn't make the cut for this season anyway, so it might end up being that long before they get round to us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Depends what show people have appeared on.
I'm guessing 'Crimewatch' would be met with a few additional questions being asked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Have you or appeared on any other TV programmes before? If yes, please give details (including without limitation all television appearances completed and pending (as is applicable) and the name of the show, nature of your participation, broadcast date, channel, any prizes won and any other information as you see fit)
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah that's not the same wording as TWL
and I assume they postively encourage winners of other quiz shows on Eggheads, in case they unearth a new team member

*dreams big*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)

+ of Mister

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I fucking love Glasgow

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Me too.
It's where I did my degree, so I feel right at home there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

My friend is at uni there
I've been up twice, and loved it both times.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

So have you sacked off Eggheads now in exchange for the chance to appear on a more lucrative show?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Shame.
You won't get to deliver those immortal lines to Dermot.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I'm sure Dermot is just as upset as the rest of us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

It is going to be a very strange combination of styles and personalities.
Should be good though, I am an ace quizzer.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

They ask for your strongest and weakest subjects
I'm guessing it's so they can make sure you don't get any of your good subject, and lots of your worst.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Bob would have to put down
'Drug dealing' (both metric and imperial) as his specialist subject.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I have given all that up you dognoncer.
I could put down grooming?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

surely we just lie then?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

What are your strongest and weakest subjects Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I would have to say strongest would be Sport/Film/TV
Weakest - History
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

My strongest subjects are science and useful things
I know nothing of films, sport or ridiculously obtuse trivia
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I've started a 'training' thread for you!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)