I've only been to Glastonbury once.
The Communards were headlining. The fucking Communards. The only thing you can say about them is they aren't U2.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:40, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

theyre no Beyonce

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

If I were a boy,
I'd BE in the Communards.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Don't leave him that way.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Jesus

( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

No, Jimmy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jimmy_Somerville_in_Warsaw.jpg
Mong/face spanged. You, the audience, decide.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Technically that's not accurate
There are loads of things you can say about the Communards.

Also; how old are you?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Slightly older than my teeth.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Excellent answer
If it's any consolation, the first time I went to Glastonbury I was treated to the worst live performance I have ever witnessed, by headliners The White Stripes. As a rule of thumb, you can look bored and be completely unwilling to engage your audience if, and only if, you're the absolute best band in the history of ever.

Which The White fucking Stripes are categorically not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

They're fucking shite.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Yes they are
and Ms Foxtrot made me leave a Chemical Brothers DJ set to see them.

Coldplay headlined the next night. The Stripes made them look like Faith No More by comparison.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I just don't understand why everyone fawns over Jack White
I'm only aware of two songs he's involved with that I enjoy listening to, which are 'Steady As She Goes', and 'Danger, High Voltage!'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Muscial purists like Monty admire his old-fashioned approach to production and musicianship, I believe
Being ignorant of such things I'm more concerned with the abject lack of decent songs to his name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Shame he's shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Coldplay?
You poor sod. I can't think of anything more anodyne and pointless, save for Simon Cowell's musical stable.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Oasis
This is my stock response to any question relating to musical crapness.

More specifically, Travis are even more dull and grey than Coldplay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

What year was this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

2005
Went in 2007 as well and The Killers were headlining, and had a brave stab at being almost as dull. This is probably due to the fact that they only have two songs (both of which were written by Duran Duran), something which can't be disguised in a live setting.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I think the Communards were '83 or '84.
Something like that.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I saw The Killers back in 2009
At the V Festival. They sounded exactly the same live, which can't be a good thing.

That was the same festival where I was turned into an inadvertant dogger when I saw two people shagging in the open boot of their car. The man was buck-naked, save for a pink tutu. Images like that tend to stay with a man.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Yeah, I remember thinking that they may as well have stuck a CD on
The Killers, not your dogging couple
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Come to think of it, I bet they did.
And just mimed on stage. Not a single ounce of creativity.

Watching the Ting Tings was more fun.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

The same year I went, by the sound of it
they really were absolutely fucking terrible.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I like the White Stripes
didn't at first but picked up their back catalogue and enjoyed a lot of it. Meg can't drum though, well she can but it's very dull.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I saw Hawkwind at 6am at Glastonbury once.
They were no 'The Communards' I can tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Have you gone Scottish here Monty?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Nae laddie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I saw Dave Brock at Ribblehead.
Communards? No comparison.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)