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I'm going to Glastonbury
Who's going to miss me?
I'm also cooking a roast for lunch on a Tuesday, how wakki is that?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:21,
235 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
Not me.
Roasts are for Sunday Dinner. You're doing it wrong.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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I dont follow their "rules" they aint the boss of me.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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WELL I'LL MISS YOU ALL LESS!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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I won't.
Have a cracking time though.
What roast, and what trimmings?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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chicken potatoes carrots broard beans and cabbage
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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Broad beans?
Well, to each their own I suppose. I finally discovered that cabbage can be very tasty, it just needs a good amount of cracked salt adding just before serving. I only discovered this last year.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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and nutmeg dont over cook it either
Both are in season and roasts should have seasonal vedge in.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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Ahh, makes sense!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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Broad beans and cabbage
and then 5 nights in a tent together.
Don't light a match.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:32,
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nope tent to my own this year
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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Which roast meat did the committee decide on?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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i got a whole waitrose chicken for 4 quid
So that decided it.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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Worst. Thread. Ever.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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at least its got a sentence in it, your mate bobby's threads are now generally two words.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:33,
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I had noticed that
Unless mine eyes did deceive me, Bobby started a thread last night that just said "Shiny and new..." and got 260-odd replies. Either he exerts a degree of influence over the internet with which I am unfamiliar, or the evening shift are easily entertained.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:37,
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I see myhab have pulled out
with less than a week to go.
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Peej, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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whats your hab when its at home?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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Some people paid top money
to have a recyclable cardboard two berth house thing put up for them in the myhab village and get toilet and shower facilities. They just pulled out.
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Peej, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:41,
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Enjoy Glastonbury
you zany man
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:33,
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thanks bbz
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:35,
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Who you looking forward to seeing?
Also I just called my scout by the wrong name :( how much of a awful person does this make me?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:37,
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Paul Simon and imelda may the most but loaaaads of people.
You're a 6 on the awful scale.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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I really want to like Imelda May, but I just find her boring.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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excellent live.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:41,
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I have heard that quite a lot
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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I'd give her more than one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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she winked at me
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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She's got a glass eye. Didn't you know?
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girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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I'll bet you'd rather a go on Imelda Davis.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:53,
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Considering Monty's rampant shoe fetish
I'd guess more Marcos.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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Don't forget to pack your comedy festival hat.
You'll be quite the character.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:35,
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I must be an individual!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:37,
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And your flag on an unfeasibly long pole.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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I actually took a comedy hat to a festival last year, as it was the easiest way of spotting me in a crowd...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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it was the easiest way of spotting me in a crowd I am a massive, crossdressing bellend.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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You shouldn't put yourself down so much
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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Wooks could hardly be considered massive
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:51,
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Are you really resorting to "I know you are, but what am I?" here?
*sigh*
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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It's all I have this morning.
In all honesty, I took the hat due to my dimunitive stature, making me easier to spot when we were all meeting up. It went missing on the second day though, was a little gutted.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:58,
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I've only been to Glastonbury once.
The Communards were headlining. The fucking Communards. The only thing you can say about them is they aren't U2.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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theyre no Beyonce
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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If I were a boy,
I'd BE in the Communards.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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Hahahahahahahahahha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44,
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Don't leave him that way.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44,
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Jesus
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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No, Jimmy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jimmy_Somerville_in_Warsaw.jpg
Mong/face spanged. You, the audience, decide.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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Technically that's not accurate
There are loads of things you can say about the Communards.
Also; how old are you?!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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Slightly older than my teeth.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:48,
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Excellent answer
If it's any consolation, the first time I went to Glastonbury I was treated to the worst live performance I have ever witnessed, by headliners The White Stripes. As a rule of thumb, you can look bored and be completely unwilling to engage your audience if, and only if, you're the absolute best band in the history of ever.
Which The White fucking Stripes are categorically not.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:55,
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They're fucking shite.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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Yes they are
and Ms Foxtrot made me leave a Chemical Brothers DJ set to see them.
Coldplay headlined the next night. The Stripes made them look like Faith No More by comparison.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59,
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I just don't understand why everyone fawns over Jack White
I'm only aware of two songs he's involved with that I enjoy listening to, which are 'Steady As She Goes', and 'Danger, High Voltage!'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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Muscial purists like Monty admire his old-fashioned approach to production and musicianship, I believe
Being ignorant of such things I'm more concerned with the abject lack of decent songs to his name
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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Shame he's shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:05,
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Coldplay?
You poor sod. I can't think of anything more anodyne and pointless, save for Simon Cowell's musical stable.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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Oasis
This is my stock response to any question relating to musical crapness.
More specifically, Travis are even more dull and grey than Coldplay
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09,
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What year was this?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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2005
Went in 2007 as well and The Killers were headlining, and had a brave stab at being almost as dull. This is probably due to the fact that they only have two songs (both of which were written by Duran Duran), something which can't be disguised in a live setting.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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I think the Communards were '83 or '84.
Something like that.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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I saw The Killers back in 2009
At the V Festival. They sounded exactly the same live, which can't be a good thing.
That was the same festival where I was turned into an inadvertant dogger when I saw two people shagging in the open boot of their car. The man was buck-naked, save for a pink tutu. Images like that tend to stay with a man.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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Yeah, I remember thinking that they may as well have stuck a CD on
The Killers, not your dogging couple
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:12,
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Come to think of it, I bet they did.
And just mimed on stage. Not a single ounce of creativity.
Watching the Ting Tings was more fun.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:19,
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The same year I went, by the sound of it
they really were absolutely fucking terrible.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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I like the White Stripes
didn't at first but picked up their back catalogue and enjoyed a lot of it. Meg can't drum though, well she can but it's very dull.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:55,
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I saw Hawkwind at 6am at Glastonbury once.
They were no 'The Communards' I can tell you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:51,
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Have you gone Scottish here Monty?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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Nae laddie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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I saw Dave Brock at Ribblehead.
Communards? No comparison.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:55,
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Food is food, doesn't matter what time you eat it.
Either way, have fun at Glastonbury.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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Well it's a shitty bunch of headliners
and it's going to be a quagmire. So good luck to you and try not to drown in shitty, muddy misery.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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You still here?
Shouldn't you be waiting outside the gates by now.
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girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44,
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LOL no wai!
Thats pretty fkin waki.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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I care not one iota about Glastonbury
I am going to Edinburgh instead with some friends, for drinking and canyoning, and then some more drinking.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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I advise you to see Terry Reid on the Spirit of '71 stage.
One of the best white soul vocalists ever. He was another shortlisted candidate for Led Zeppelin vocalist, as was Steve Marriott.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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I read that as Tara Reid first
It was more funny my way.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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Gosh, it really was.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:48,
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I thought of you Monty
my dad bought a couple of thousand records for some reason or the other on ebay and I picked them up for him. On the top of the boxes was Hawkwind and Bowie next to each other. Your dream
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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Sublime/ridiculous
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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Also where the hell is my reply on thread previous
you can't ACTUALLY expect me to read and work out the reference can you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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ok then
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PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:53,
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Have a great time. I for one will indeed miss you on here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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"Faith to Arise", is a bloody masterpiece.
Classic stuff.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:57,
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Looking at the lineup, nothing really stands out as a must see
Who are you looking to see?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:55,
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The only band I'd really want to see that I know are playing is Mumford and Sons
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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They're fucking bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:57,
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I tihnk the most entertaining band I've seen at Glastonbury were Cypress Hill
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:57,
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They'd be superb to see
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59,
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I have done.
Lords of the Underground (supporting) were many times better.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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They were indeed!
Saturday afternoon 2pm, sunny day. Beer and a joint - class
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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Was that 2002?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:14,
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I only know one Mumford and Son song.
And I don't like it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:58,
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They're fucking bollocks, Jeff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59,
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They are also Noah and the Whale. I swear.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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They really are fucking shite.
Congratulations, you can spell!
Now go and kill yourself, you belming fucktard.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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Are Noah and the Whale the ones who sounded like the Wurzels on the first album and Tom Petty on the second?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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I'm not sure which album is which
A girl I liked a while back used to have them on everytime I was at hers, they really are fucking awful.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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I've no time for these wankers, Roots. None at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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Me neither, and God knows we have different tastes, you and I.
Shite is shite though.
Seriously, their first single was all "In foive yerrrs toim we'll be walkin rewnd the zooo" and the single they had out the other week was all "Yeah, huh, Indiana boys un dem Indiana naaahts"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13,
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The first time I heard that song
I was driving back through Croydon after a trip to Ikea.
Up until the point I turned the radio on, I couldn't possibly see how I could get any angrier.
Turns out that my capacity for blind rage was quite a lot larger than I expected.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:17,
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It's no good. No good at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18,
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I had their album a while back
I really quite liked it, it was a bit different to what I usually tend to listen to, but very enjoyable.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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Ms Foxtrot loves them
She had the privilige of seeing them in a tiny Norwich venue just before they made it big, a peculiar talent of hers having done the same thing with the Scissor Sisters.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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If only her talent was stabbing them in the heart with scissors
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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This is an amusing concept
I can think of a downside, however
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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I equate the Scissor Sisters with Mika
Fat bird songs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:05,
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Being in any sort of club when that 'Big Girls' track comes on is fucking terrifying
You can see the dancefloor straining under their weight.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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Curiously, my ex-wife liked both of these
and she was a fucking huge heffalump.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:30,
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Wow she really is a shit magnet, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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*brushes away flies*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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I remember hearing the Scissor Sisters' version of 'Comfortably Numb' before I heard the original
Turns out they're both shite, who'd have thought it?
There are a couple of Scissor Sisters' tracks I like, having heard them before realising who the singers were.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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Falsehood
Pink Floyd's version is fantastic. Which contributes to the staggering crapness of the Scissor Sisters' cover
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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It's dull as fucking ditchwater.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09,
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I'm pretty unimpressed by Pink Floyd in general
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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Their first album is a masterpiece of whimsical English psychedelia.
The singles compilation 'Relics' is perhaps even better.
Everything else is somewhere between mediocre, tedious, pompous wankery and Fucking Shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:16,
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I'll be honest, Monty
To me it all sounds like pretentious guitar masturbation. They might as well be Dire Straits.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18,
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Another dismal, dismal outfit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26,
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What are your thoughts on Jethro Tull?
They're the first live act I ever saw, aged 9.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26,
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I like 'This Was' a lot - it's a great British blues rock LP.
Stand Up's OK too but they have churned out some shit in their time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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I was brought up on their 70s and 80s stuff
My Dad loves old blues rock stuff.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:34,
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The worst fiends for pretentious guitar masturbation are Dream Theater.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32,
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Surely that award goes to the fret-wankers in Dragonforce?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37,
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Dragonforce lose all pretence by not taking themselves seriously in the slightest
If they were serious, I'd agree with you 100%
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:38,
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*shakes hands*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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*poses for photograph with Matt Ford*
EDIT: Get him to come to the MECHA-BA$H, that'd certainly improve it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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I could ask. Been a few years since I saw him though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:28,
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No it isn't. It's only fantastic in the same way that a pair of beige slacks from an insert in a Sunday paper is fantastic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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I agree with all that you say here
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24,
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Very much this young Darth.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31,
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I once thought the same of Busted.
I have since seen the error of my ways.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:08,
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Is this you coming out?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09,
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*looks round*
Seen them live
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09,
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Fucking hell.
You think that's bad? I once went to see DC Talk.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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...
Delirious? for me
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24,
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JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST!!
That's really, really bad. What on Earth were you thinking?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47,
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OMG I love Busted!
Charlie has the fittest eyebrows out of anyone, ever!!!!!
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wanderlust, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:12,
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I used to think the girl out of Hanson was cute.
Yeah.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13,
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A person can have fit eyebrows?
How does that work?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:14,
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The Rock has the fittest eyebrows in the world
cos they see more action than anyone else's
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15,
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The mind boggles.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18,
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:30,
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Can't see that picture, sorry.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35,
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Hmm, broken link.
www.gifflix.com/files/b2f462ddafbb.gif - There you go
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37,
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Hah, 404 not found.
Oh well.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43,
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FFS, stupid website
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:49,
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You know that twitchy feeling you get in your lady garden when you look at a really good beard?
Charlie's eyebrows do that to me.
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wanderlust, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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That's funny
I get a twitch in my beard whenever I see a really good lady garden.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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No, I really don't.
Being a bloke and all.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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That twitchy feeling is probably lice.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:07,
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You absolute fucking bender
Next time anyone calls me gay, I shall reply with "not as gay as AA - he saw Busted live".
I think you can imagine that you will be seeing this sentence a lot over the coming weeks and months.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15,
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Difference, I went to get into a girls knickers.
You're already in her knickers, yet you still prance about like a little fairy boy at Christmas.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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Not as gay as AA, he went to see Busted live
Furthermore, there are laws against shagging Busted fans. It's really not on to take advantage of the mentally disabled, especially the 12-year-old ones
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26,
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Meh, I was 16, so was she.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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Then you fucked a mong
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35,
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Flid, actually
Not like she could stop me, although her hands flapping around did present a nice breeze for me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37,
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Cheeky shite
I won't tell her you said that, cos it made me laugh :-)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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I changed it when I thought about it, as that would count as the first time I've ACTUALLY admitted to anything.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41,
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My response kind of makes sense as well
Not that anyone other than us is reading this
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46,
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Aye, it seems that way
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:48,
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I like Mumford and Sons
I know they're nothing terribly special, musically speaking but I like them anyway.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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They're fucking bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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I'm sure you think they are.
I like them.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:08,
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There are probably 10 acts on that lineup I'd see
It's not worth the hundreds of pounds, the thousands of people and the filth.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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I concur
In 2005 I could deal with the weather and the crowds because the whole thing was so new and exciting. 2007 they opened up another field and increased capacity to 170,000 or something stupid. That's too many people to be tramping around a farm that's been pissed on all week.
Especially when most of them are cunts.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13,
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It's worth going to the once, I reckon.
I've been twice, both times in my very early twenties and now it just doesn't appeal anymore.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15,
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I'll see you upfront at the Surrey Advertiser Stage at Guildfest this year m8
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18,
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Hah, yeah, I'll be one of the hundreds
with my BMW parked thirty feet away, with my perma-tanned wife acting like she's at fucking Ascot.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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Everyone who goes is a cunt to one degree or another
If they say "You just have to get into the spirit of it" then they're an especially slack and pustulent cunt.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15,
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Marvellous imagery and admirable sentiment.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:17,
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Yeah I got really fed up of hearing that
When the latest torrential downpour was struggling to remove the caked-on mud from my legs. I don't pay obscene amounts of money to get pissed on in crowds of dickheads.
Any more.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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I'm surprised no-one considers the benefits of a decent pair of fishing waders.
Or maybe a wetsuit.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26,
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Has anyone seen Hard-Fi lately?
Another pile of shit, compounded by, once again, a lead singer with a severe accent change from one album to the next. I find this unacceptable unless you're in a covers band.
He's gone from singin in Estuary English to very American. Radical.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18,
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I thought they'd died.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:20,
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Nah, they were on some Channel 4 or Five thing over the weekend
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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Pity
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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I was unaware of this
But I've done my absolute best to ignore them since establishing that they were fucking shit as soon as they emerged.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:20,
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He's got total rapist eyes.
I sang that as Kim Carnes!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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*polite applause*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24,
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I can't understand how they could get any worse.
I mean, all of their songs are already shite, that's pretty hard to beat, right?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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You're getting gayer by the post
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24,
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You've got a contender for your "Complete fucking gaybo" title here.
Although I'm confused as to why people keep on thinking I'm a lass.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:27,
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Coz you act like a bitch innit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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We've had no proof otherwise
Although I'm becoming more and more convinced that FreeFair is Bert.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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Course it is!!!!! there is no way in Devon that it is a 16 yr old. It is Bert or RTSF
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36,
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You need to shag a fellow B3tan to dispel that myth
Ironically, AA is the man to ask for advice on this one
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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I'm fine with this title.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31,
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You need to swear more.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31,
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Why?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31,
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Because we all think you're a cunt.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32,
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Well, you're all cunts anyway, right?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:34,
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That sounded forced
Like a girl mumbling something about that guy clearly being offside, then looking to the boys for validation.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35,
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Cool football analogy bro.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37,
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It's cos I'm a bloke, innit
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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*downs pint of Carling, opens Sun*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47,
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*burns hands*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47,
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Whatever, dude.
We're all fat virgins until proven otherwise, right?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:38,
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Are you trying to take my title now?
Do you want a kick in the teeth?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:39,
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Sure, if you want your toes biting off.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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yeah this is definitely a chick
or a twelve year old.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41,
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Whatever you say, just watch your toes eh?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:42,
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See, now you're getting it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36,
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I wonder if he'll sing their existing songs in his new accent
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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I'm eager to hear their new 'comedy Indian man' direction.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31,
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OH BLIMEY BLIMEY
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:58,
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Someone always dies at Glasto and is found in their tent Monday morning.
Fingers crossed.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35,
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Way to go with the festival spirit there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36,
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Festivals are for opportunistic thieves and rapists.
That is why Chompy is going and also why I hope he gets deaded in a tent.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37,
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Or for middle aged wannabes
This year the Festival is sponsored by Viagra and Wharfarin.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41,
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So, that means Applebite, Al, Amberl and I are all opportunistic thieves and rapists?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41,
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Yes.
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wanderlust, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:42,
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Ok, I can't disagree on that count with Al & I
But Amberl & Applebite seem sweet enough!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43,
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Dude, that pattern of behaviour you were on about ...
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:44,
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Hmm, you make a point here
Well, they simply don't seem like opportunistic thieves and rapists to me?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:48,
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I don't really think they need internet championing, with follow up linked gazzez for good measure
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:50,
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You make a very good point here
As such, I will leave the issue alone.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54,
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Gypsys, tramps and thieves.
Cher and cher-alike.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43,
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Amberl is alright.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43,
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And me too, apparently.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46,
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I'm not going
*checks the line up*
Blimey, Deacon Blue are still going then.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37,
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Cold Joey, you mean?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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Imagine naming your band after disabled porn?
The sick fucks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41,
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Deacon Blue.
The colour of Joey on the morning of his departure in the great shoe-dropping wheelchair to the sky.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:42,
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Do you know who I hate?
Amy McDonald. I'd cut her tits off with a pair of rusty shears, then make her eat them, if I could.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:49,
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Ah who cares, she's fit enough.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:50,
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Me. I care.
With her twee 'singer-songwriter' shit and pseudo-Cranberries yodelling. The fucking cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:51,
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Yeah, but the Cranberries are as dull as dishwater.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:52,
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Precisely. So why copy one of the shittest bands ever?
It is, to me, an indicator of severe cuntitude.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56,
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Could be worse.
They could be a hybrid of Pink Floyd and David Bowie.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57,
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That would be worse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:58,
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And she's Scottish.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54,
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She should form a super-group with Simple Minds and Deacon Blue.
That would be good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57,
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When you say good...
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:11,
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who is she?
googles - never heard of her?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:53,
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She's a cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57,
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I don't mind her too much
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54,
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