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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to Glastonbury
Who's going to miss me?

I'm also cooking a roast for lunch on a Tuesday, how wakki is that?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:21, 235 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Not me.
Roasts are for Sunday Dinner. You're doing it wrong.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I dont follow their "rules" they aint the boss of me.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)
WELL I'LL MISS YOU ALL LESS!

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I won't.
Have a cracking time though.

What roast, and what trimmings?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)
chicken potatoes carrots broard beans and cabbage

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Broad beans?
Well, to each their own I suppose. I finally discovered that cabbage can be very tasty, it just needs a good amount of cracked salt adding just before serving. I only discovered this last year.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
and nutmeg dont over cook it either
Both are in season and roasts should have seasonal vedge in.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Ahh, makes sense!

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Broad beans and cabbage
and then 5 nights in a tent together.

Don't light a match.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)
nope tent to my own this year

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Which roast meat did the committee decide on?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)
i got a whole waitrose chicken for 4 quid
So that decided it.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Worst. Thread. Ever.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
at least its got a sentence in it, your mate bobby's threads are now generally two words.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I had noticed that
Unless mine eyes did deceive me, Bobby started a thread last night that just said "Shiny and new..." and got 260-odd replies. Either he exerts a degree of influence over the internet with which I am unfamiliar, or the evening shift are easily entertained.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I see myhab have pulled out
with less than a week to go.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)
whats your hab when its at home?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Some people paid top money
to have a recyclable cardboard two berth house thing put up for them in the myhab village and get toilet and shower facilities. They just pulled out.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Enjoy Glastonbury
you zany man
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)
thanks bbz

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Who you looking forward to seeing?
Also I just called my scout by the wrong name :( how much of a awful person does this make me?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Paul Simon and imelda may the most but loaaaads of people.
You're a 6 on the awful scale.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I really want to like Imelda May, but I just find her boring.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
excellent live.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I have heard that quite a lot

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I'd give her more than one.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)
she winked at me

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)
She's got a glass eye. Didn't you know?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I'll bet you'd rather a go on Imelda Davis.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Considering Monty's rampant shoe fetish
I'd guess more Marcos.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Don't forget to pack your comedy festival hat.
You'll be quite the character.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)
I must be an individual!

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)
And your flag on an unfeasibly long pole.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I actually took a comedy hat to a festival last year, as it was the easiest way of spotting me in a crowd...
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

it was the easiest way of spotting me in a crowd I am a massive, crossdressing bellend.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)
You shouldn't put yourself down so much

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Wooks could hardly be considered massive

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Are you really resorting to "I know you are, but what am I?" here?
*sigh*
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
It's all I have this morning.
In all honesty, I took the hat due to my dimunitive stature, making me easier to spot when we were all meeting up. It went missing on the second day though, was a little gutted.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I've only been to Glastonbury once.
The Communards were headlining. The fucking Communards. The only thing you can say about them is they aren't U2.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
theyre no Beyonce

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
If I were a boy,
I'd BE in the Communards.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahha

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Don't leave him that way.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Jesus

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)
No, Jimmy.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jimmy_Somerville_in_Warsaw.jpg
Mong/face spanged. You, the audience, decide.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Technically that's not accurate
There are loads of things you can say about the Communards.

Also; how old are you?!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Slightly older than my teeth.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Excellent answer
If it's any consolation, the first time I went to Glastonbury I was treated to the worst live performance I have ever witnessed, by headliners The White Stripes. As a rule of thumb, you can look bored and be completely unwilling to engage your audience if, and only if, you're the absolute best band in the history of ever.

Which The White fucking Stripes are categorically not.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)
They're fucking shite.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Yes they are
and Ms Foxtrot made me leave a Chemical Brothers DJ set to see them.

Coldplay headlined the next night. The Stripes made them look like Faith No More by comparison.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I just don't understand why everyone fawns over Jack White
I'm only aware of two songs he's involved with that I enjoy listening to, which are 'Steady As She Goes', and 'Danger, High Voltage!'
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Muscial purists like Monty admire his old-fashioned approach to production and musicianship, I believe
Being ignorant of such things I'm more concerned with the abject lack of decent songs to his name
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Shame he's shit.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Coldplay?
You poor sod. I can't think of anything more anodyne and pointless, save for Simon Cowell's musical stable.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Oasis
This is my stock response to any question relating to musical crapness.

More specifically, Travis are even more dull and grey than Coldplay
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
What year was this?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
2005
Went in 2007 as well and The Killers were headlining, and had a brave stab at being almost as dull. This is probably due to the fact that they only have two songs (both of which were written by Duran Duran), something which can't be disguised in a live setting.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
I think the Communards were '83 or '84.
Something like that.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
I saw The Killers back in 2009
At the V Festival. They sounded exactly the same live, which can't be a good thing.

That was the same festival where I was turned into an inadvertant dogger when I saw two people shagging in the open boot of their car. The man was buck-naked, save for a pink tutu. Images like that tend to stay with a man.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Yeah, I remember thinking that they may as well have stuck a CD on
The Killers, not your dogging couple
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Come to think of it, I bet they did.
And just mimed on stage. Not a single ounce of creativity.

Watching the Ting Tings was more fun.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
The same year I went, by the sound of it
they really were absolutely fucking terrible.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
I like the White Stripes
didn't at first but picked up their back catalogue and enjoyed a lot of it. Meg can't drum though, well she can but it's very dull.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I saw Hawkwind at 6am at Glastonbury once.
They were no 'The Communards' I can tell you.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Have you gone Scottish here Monty?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Nae laddie.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
I saw Dave Brock at Ribblehead.
Communards? No comparison.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Food is food, doesn't matter what time you eat it.
Either way, have fun at Glastonbury.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Well it's a shitty bunch of headliners
and it's going to be a quagmire. So good luck to you and try not to drown in shitty, muddy misery.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)
You still here?
Shouldn't you be waiting outside the gates by now.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
LOL no wai!
Thats pretty fkin waki.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I care not one iota about Glastonbury
I am going to Edinburgh instead with some friends, for drinking and canyoning, and then some more drinking.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I advise you to see Terry Reid on the Spirit of '71 stage.
One of the best white soul vocalists ever. He was another shortlisted candidate for Led Zeppelin vocalist, as was Steve Marriott.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I read that as Tara Reid first
It was more funny my way.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Gosh, it really was.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I thought of you Monty
my dad bought a couple of thousand records for some reason or the other on ebay and I picked them up for him. On the top of the boxes was Hawkwind and Bowie next to each other. Your dream
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Sublime/ridiculous

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Also where the hell is my reply on thread previous
you can't ACTUALLY expect me to read and work out the reference can you?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
ok then

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Have a great time. I for one will indeed miss you on here.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
"Faith to Arise", is a bloody masterpiece.
Classic stuff.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Looking at the lineup, nothing really stands out as a must see
Who are you looking to see?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)
The only band I'd really want to see that I know are playing is Mumford and Sons

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)
They're fucking bollocks.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
I tihnk the most entertaining band I've seen at Glastonbury were Cypress Hill

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)
They'd be superb to see

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I have done.
Lords of the Underground (supporting) were many times better.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
They were indeed!
Saturday afternoon 2pm, sunny day. Beer and a joint - class
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Was that 2002?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I only know one Mumford and Son song.
And I don't like it.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
They're fucking bollocks, Jeff.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)
They are also Noah and the Whale. I swear.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
They really are fucking shite.
Congratulations, you can spell!

Now go and kill yourself, you belming fucktard.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Are Noah and the Whale the ones who sounded like the Wurzels on the first album and Tom Petty on the second?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
I'm not sure which album is which
A girl I liked a while back used to have them on everytime I was at hers, they really are fucking awful.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
I've no time for these wankers, Roots. None at all.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Me neither, and God knows we have different tastes, you and I.
Shite is shite though.
Seriously, their first single was all "In foive yerrrs toim we'll be walkin rewnd the zooo" and the single they had out the other week was all "Yeah, huh, Indiana boys un dem Indiana naaahts"
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
The first time I heard that song
I was driving back through Croydon after a trip to Ikea.

Up until the point I turned the radio on, I couldn't possibly see how I could get any angrier.

Turns out that my capacity for blind rage was quite a lot larger than I expected.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
It's no good. No good at all.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
I had their album a while back
I really quite liked it, it was a bit different to what I usually tend to listen to, but very enjoyable.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Ms Foxtrot loves them
She had the privilige of seeing them in a tiny Norwich venue just before they made it big, a peculiar talent of hers having done the same thing with the Scissor Sisters.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
If only her talent was stabbing them in the heart with scissors

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
This is an amusing concept
I can think of a downside, however
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
I equate the Scissor Sisters with Mika
Fat bird songs
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Being in any sort of club when that 'Big Girls' track comes on is fucking terrifying
You can see the dancefloor straining under their weight.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Curiously, my ex-wife liked both of these
and she was a fucking huge heffalump.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Wow she really is a shit magnet, eh?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
*brushes away flies*

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
I remember hearing the Scissor Sisters' version of 'Comfortably Numb' before I heard the original
Turns out they're both shite, who'd have thought it?

There are a couple of Scissor Sisters' tracks I like, having heard them before realising who the singers were.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Falsehood
Pink Floyd's version is fantastic. Which contributes to the staggering crapness of the Scissor Sisters' cover
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
It's dull as fucking ditchwater.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
I'm pretty unimpressed by Pink Floyd in general

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Their first album is a masterpiece of whimsical English psychedelia.
The singles compilation 'Relics' is perhaps even better.

Everything else is somewhere between mediocre, tedious, pompous wankery and Fucking Shit.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I'll be honest, Monty
To me it all sounds like pretentious guitar masturbation. They might as well be Dire Straits.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Another dismal, dismal outfit.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
What are your thoughts on Jethro Tull?
They're the first live act I ever saw, aged 9.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
I like 'This Was' a lot - it's a great British blues rock LP.
Stand Up's OK too but they have churned out some shit in their time.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
I was brought up on their 70s and 80s stuff
My Dad loves old blues rock stuff.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
The worst fiends for pretentious guitar masturbation are Dream Theater.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Surely that award goes to the fret-wankers in Dragonforce?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Dragonforce lose all pretence by not taking themselves seriously in the slightest
If they were serious, I'd agree with you 100%
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)
*shakes hands*

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
*poses for photograph with Matt Ford*
EDIT: Get him to come to the MECHA-BA$H, that'd certainly improve it!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I could ask. Been a few years since I saw him though.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)
No it isn't. It's only fantastic in the same way that a pair of beige slacks from an insert in a Sunday paper is fantastic.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I agree with all that you say here

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Very much this young Darth.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I once thought the same of Busted.
I have since seen the error of my ways.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Is this you coming out?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
*looks round*
Seen them live
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Fucking hell.
You think that's bad? I once went to see DC Talk.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

...Delirious? for me
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST!!
That's really, really bad. What on Earth were you thinking?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)
OMG I love Busted!
Charlie has the fittest eyebrows out of anyone, ever!!!!!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I used to think the girl out of Hanson was cute.
Yeah.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
A person can have fit eyebrows?
How does that work?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
The Rock has the fittest eyebrows in the world
cos they see more action than anyone else's
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
The mind boggles.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)


(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Can't see that picture, sorry.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Hmm, broken link.
www.gifflix.com/files/b2f462ddafbb.gif - There you go
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Hah, 404 not found.
Oh well.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
FFS, stupid website

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)
You know that twitchy feeling you get in your lady garden when you look at a really good beard?
Charlie's eyebrows do that to me.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
That's funny
I get a twitch in my beard whenever I see a really good lady garden.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
No, I really don't.
Being a bloke and all.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
That twitchy feeling is probably lice.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
You absolute fucking bender
Next time anyone calls me gay, I shall reply with "not as gay as AA - he saw Busted live".

I think you can imagine that you will be seeing this sentence a lot over the coming weeks and months.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Difference, I went to get into a girls knickers.
You're already in her knickers, yet you still prance about like a little fairy boy at Christmas.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Not as gay as AA, he went to see Busted live
Furthermore, there are laws against shagging Busted fans. It's really not on to take advantage of the mentally disabled, especially the 12-year-old ones
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Meh, I was 16, so was she.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Then you fucked a mong

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Flid, actually
Not like she could stop me, although her hands flapping around did present a nice breeze for me.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Cheeky shite
I won't tell her you said that, cos it made me laugh :-)
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)
I changed it when I thought about it, as that would count as the first time I've ACTUALLY admitted to anything.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)
My response kind of makes sense as well
Not that anyone other than us is reading this
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Aye, it seems that way

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I like Mumford and Sons
I know they're nothing terribly special, musically speaking but I like them anyway.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
They're fucking bollocks.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
I'm sure you think they are.
I like them.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
There are probably 10 acts on that lineup I'd see
It's not worth the hundreds of pounds, the thousands of people and the filth.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I concur
In 2005 I could deal with the weather and the crowds because the whole thing was so new and exciting. 2007 they opened up another field and increased capacity to 170,000 or something stupid. That's too many people to be tramping around a farm that's been pissed on all week.

Especially when most of them are cunts.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)
It's worth going to the once, I reckon.
I've been twice, both times in my very early twenties and now it just doesn't appeal anymore.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I'll see you upfront at the Surrey Advertiser Stage at Guildfest this year m8

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Hah, yeah, I'll be one of the hundreds
with my BMW parked thirty feet away, with my perma-tanned wife acting like she's at fucking Ascot.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Everyone who goes is a cunt to one degree or another
If they say "You just have to get into the spirit of it" then they're an especially slack and pustulent cunt.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Marvellous imagery and admirable sentiment.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Yeah I got really fed up of hearing that
When the latest torrential downpour was struggling to remove the caked-on mud from my legs. I don't pay obscene amounts of money to get pissed on in crowds of dickheads.

Any more.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I'm surprised no-one considers the benefits of a decent pair of fishing waders.
Or maybe a wetsuit.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Has anyone seen Hard-Fi lately?
Another pile of shit, compounded by, once again, a lead singer with a severe accent change from one album to the next. I find this unacceptable unless you're in a covers band.
He's gone from singin in Estuary English to very American. Radical.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)
I thought they'd died.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Nah, they were on some Channel 4 or Five thing over the weekend

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Pity

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
I was unaware of this
But I've done my absolute best to ignore them since establishing that they were fucking shit as soon as they emerged.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
He's got total rapist eyes.
I sang that as Kim Carnes!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)
*polite applause*

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I can't understand how they could get any worse.
I mean, all of their songs are already shite, that's pretty hard to beat, right?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
You're getting gayer by the post

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)
You've got a contender for your "Complete fucking gaybo" title here.
Although I'm confused as to why people keep on thinking I'm a lass.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Coz you act like a bitch innit

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
We've had no proof otherwise
Although I'm becoming more and more convinced that FreeFair is Bert.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Course it is!!!!! there is no way in Devon that it is a 16 yr old. It is Bert or RTSF

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
You need to shag a fellow B3tan to dispel that myth
Ironically, AA is the man to ask for advice on this one
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
I'm fine with this title.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)
You need to swear more.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Why?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Because we all think you're a cunt.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Well, you're all cunts anyway, right?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
That sounded forced
Like a girl mumbling something about that guy clearly being offside, then looking to the boys for validation.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Cool football analogy bro.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
It's cos I'm a bloke, innit

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)
*downs pint of Carling, opens Sun*

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)
*burns hands*

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Whatever, dude.
We're all fat virgins until proven otherwise, right?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Are you trying to take my title now?
Do you want a kick in the teeth?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Sure, if you want your toes biting off.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)
yeah this is definitely a chick
or a twelve year old.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Whatever you say, just watch your toes eh?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)
See, now you're getting it!

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
I wonder if he'll sing their existing songs in his new accent

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
I'm eager to hear their new 'comedy Indian man' direction.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)
OH BLIMEY BLIMEY

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Someone always dies at Glasto and is found in their tent Monday morning.
Fingers crossed.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Way to go with the festival spirit there

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Festivals are for opportunistic thieves and rapists.
That is why Chompy is going and also why I hope he gets deaded in a tent.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Or for middle aged wannabes
This year the Festival is sponsored by Viagra and Wharfarin.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)
So, that means Applebite, Al, Amberl and I are all opportunistic thieves and rapists?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Yes.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Ok, I can't disagree on that count with Al & I
But Amberl & Applebite seem sweet enough!
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Dude, that pattern of behaviour you were on about ...

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Hmm, you make a point here
Well, they simply don't seem like opportunistic thieves and rapists to me?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I don't really think they need internet championing, with follow up linked gazzez for good measure

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
You make a very good point here
As such, I will leave the issue alone.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Gypsys, tramps and thieves.
Cher and cher-alike.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Amberl is alright.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)
And me too, apparently.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I'm not going
*checks the line up*

Blimey, Deacon Blue are still going then.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Cold Joey, you mean?

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Imagine naming your band after disabled porn?
The sick fucks.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Deacon Blue.
The colour of Joey on the morning of his departure in the great shoe-dropping wheelchair to the sky.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Do you know who I hate?
Amy McDonald. I'd cut her tits off with a pair of rusty shears, then make her eat them, if I could.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Ah who cares, she's fit enough.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Me. I care.
With her twee 'singer-songwriter' shit and pseudo-Cranberries yodelling. The fucking cunt.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Yeah, but the Cranberries are as dull as dishwater.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Precisely. So why copy one of the shittest bands ever?
It is, to me, an indicator of severe cuntitude.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Could be worse.
They could be a hybrid of Pink Floyd and David Bowie.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)
That would be worse.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
And she's Scottish.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)
She should form a super-group with Simple Minds and Deacon Blue.
That would be good.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)
When you say good...

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)
who is she?
googles - never heard of her?
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)
She's a cunt.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)
I don't mind her too much

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

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