OH MY DEAR SWEET B3TH.
Don't think of it as "i can no longer dress up as a cheerleader" age, think of it as "I can dress up as Princess Diana" age. Don't worry sugar pie, you'd totally still get it, even though you're all old and rinkled and stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh my god
Now you've just reminded me that I'm the same age as Princess Di when she died.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I can't tell you how much of a turn-on that is for me, if I get some comedy big ears, would you wear a white dress?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)

And stick a steering wheel to your forehead?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Nah', I'm hoping she'd go "WOOO WOOOO I AM A GHOST, I AM HERE TO HAUNT YOU, WOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO, WILLIAM... I AM YOUR MOTHER AND I AM HERE TO SEX-HAUNT YOU"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I dread to think what you'd do with a proton pack, "Slimer"

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

More like a 'protein pack' in this instance.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

To be honest, my biggest fear is someone calling me 'gonz' in bed.
I don't know, it's just too far, I never want 'gonz' to have more sex than '[real name]', it's just weird.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

We're on b3ta.
Weird is our stock in trade.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I know what you mean
If anyone ever called me 'gonz' in bed, I'd be out of there faster than Darth at the Playboy mansion.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

If anyone called me Gonz in bed, I'd be wondering what the hell they were doing in my bed.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)

well, that too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

What about if someone called you "Bee three teff" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)