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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A quick scan through that last thread confirms what I already knew
I am decidedly uncool, and have poor taste in music.

I am also saddened to learn that I am the same age as Monty. I thought that miserable old curmudgeon was a lot older than me.

What has pissed on your chips today?

Alt: chips - acceptable fare for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:59, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Afternoon pal.
Nothing so far.
Alt - not on a school day no.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Afternoon
I had a delightful cup of tea this morning, but for some reason I'm now feeling quite sick.

Alt: Absolutely.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)
I've been so warm over the last couple of weeks that I haven't delt the need for tea.
I might have to go and make a cup now, just for no fucking reason.
I am that rock and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)
*throws horns*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
OH MY DEAR SWEET B3TH.
Don't think of it as "i can no longer dress up as a cheerleader" age, think of it as "I can dress up as Princess Diana" age. Don't worry sugar pie, you'd totally still get it, even though you're all old and rinkled and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Oh my god
Now you've just reminded me that I'm the same age as Princess Di when she died.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I can't tell you how much of a turn-on that is for me, if I get some comedy big ears, would you wear a white dress?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
And stick a steering wheel to your forehead?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Nah', I'm hoping she'd go "WOOO WOOOO I AM A GHOST, I AM HERE TO HAUNT YOU, WOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO, WILLIAM... I AM YOUR MOTHER AND I AM HERE TO SEX-HAUNT YOU"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
I dread to think what you'd do with a proton pack, "Slimer"

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
More like a 'protein pack' in this instance.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
To be honest, my biggest fear is someone calling me 'gonz' in bed.
I don't know, it's just too far, I never want 'gonz' to have more sex than '[real name]', it's just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
We're on b3ta.
Weird is our stock in trade.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I know what you mean
If anyone ever called me 'gonz' in bed, I'd be out of there faster than Darth at the Playboy mansion.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
If anyone called me Gonz in bed, I'd be wondering what the hell they were doing in my bed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
well, that too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)
What about if someone called you "Bee three teff" ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Alt: no.
Unless you're a soon-to-expire Paddy, a bag of potatoes is not an acceptable meal.

Chips: other people's smell nice, they look tasty - but when you actually buy some, about 5 chips in you realise that you have bought yourself a bag of bland, oily potatoes to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Chips are acceptable for anything and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I'm not sure they're acceptable as an 'intimate lubricant'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
You've never lived until you've given a chip fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)
I'm willing to give it a go for experimental purposes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
If you have nothing else you can afford.
Oh, and people thinking I'm a woman.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
bitch

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Fuck off!
I'm not a woman! GOD!!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Jesus, easy sweetheart. Are you on, or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
No.
I'm being trolled again, aren't I?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Accidentally putting my keys in the bin
and having to pay fifty pounds for new ones.

Alt: no. Chips in the day do not taste good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Nothing has pissed on my chips today.
And I'm not as old as you or Monty. So that's a reason to be cheerful.

Alt: The lunch spud should come with a jacket on it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)
And I'm not even as old as you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Oh, you can fuck right off as well.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
ha!
Never mind b3th. You go and have some chips. That'll make everything better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)
I'm not *having* chips
I just wanted to start a debate as to their suitability for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I had a chippy lunch last week, pudding and chips
It would have been amazing, had they given me the right pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
What the hell is pudding?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Black pudding I would assume
Or white pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Pie? Steak & Kidney pudding like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I think I've been out-Northerned
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
*lets BK walk whippet to Northern him up a bit*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)
*dons flat cap*
Eee, bye 'ek as like!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Black pudding is ace.
Food of the gods mate.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I went to scotland once and had a deep fried black pudding.
Now, I'm used to black pudding in slices, you get two, three at a push, they're about 2-3cm round and half a cm thick.

IT WAS AN ENTIRE FUCKING SAUSSAGE, JUST TO ME, AND BATTERED AND DEEP FRIED. I couldn't eat more than a few bites, it was too much.

I was also introduced to Loan Saussage, Potato Things (like an old ice cream waffle, a tringle with one of the sides curved) and White Pudding.... all of which was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
That sounds ace.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Lorne sausage is the dog's bollocks
Not literally of course.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuP1eycaA6c&NR=1
A PC use for Black Pudding.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Not from the chippy

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
A savoury filling in suet
Steak and kidney pudding is what I was after, they gave me mince and onion.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Did you get a spotted dick?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
No but he did get a chapped arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Badum tish!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)
Oh man, the hacking group lulsec has managed to get the 2011 census data.
pastebin.com/K1nerhk0
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
FFS
I'm all for messing round for the sake of it, but they've gone too far now.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)
No they haven't
Too far will be when they distribute the data in a format that can be used for nefarious means.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Exactly.
I am more bothered by the fact that the contractor that is keeping this info can't keep it safe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
That's precisely what they're going to do.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
How do you know, it doesn't say that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)
"We're keeping them under lock and key though... so don't worry about your privacy (...until we finish re-formatting them for release)"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Doesn't say for nefarious means.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Releasing it to the public _is_ netherious means, it's like a facebook group asking for a skins-style house party.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Proving they can do it innit. To the authorities. Not nefarious unless it does damage.
I like the way they offered to help Sega track down the hackers that stole thir date.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)
They said they're formatting it for release
It could be that the format they release it in is entirely useless to those with criminal intent. I'm not saying they're likely to do that, I'm saying they have yet to go too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
I bloody hope that is the case.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
The company doing the census figures is a large US defence contractor.
Which is slightly worrying.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Oh bugger.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Are they the ones who regularly fuck up elections in the US?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Not sure.
I just know it is Lockheed Martin. Who make, amongst other goodies, spyplanes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
What information do you imagine that the census will give to criminals
that they can't already get hold of via freely available means?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Plan health, education and social services in my area for the next decade?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Not exactly the next big score, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
It'll cost them a few quid.
Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our census data!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Oh, those cheeky chappies.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
He's like two-and-a-half months older than you
Small victories

Alt - I think so, and therefore you should probably avoid them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Hang on
Are you calling me fat?????
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Nothing specific has done any pissing on my chips today
Just feeling down today. Lots of stupid work issues.

Potato starch is worse for your teeth than sugar, apparently. Just thought I'd throw that QI tidbit out there.

On the plus side, I'm younger than both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Chips are fine.
With scraps, obviously; not really a Southern thing, I don't think.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I'm a Southerner and I like scraps.
There, I said it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
I thought you called them fisticuffs down there.
You scallywag.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I've never seen them in a Southern chippy before.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I live in Wakefield.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
I work in Wakefield
I say work, I'm on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Oh right?
Who do you work for?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
When that Lulz Sec group try and get details, they are far more covert than you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
^this
I used to like scraps. Might explain my somewhat less than svelte figure.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Scraps are ace.
Mushy peas or gravy?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
What are scraps?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Scraps are left-over bits of batter from frying things.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
So things they'd bin if it wasn't for northern types refusing to let things go to waste.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
What people in the South might call 'waste bits'
and throw away. Us northeners think 'yum, extra deep fried batter with no protein to sully it'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Are they ordered as 'scrap'
Or is that just a nickname for this dubious delicacy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
You would ask for extra scraps
Except in poncy places that charge you for them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I don't think I could ever order 'scrap'
It would be like going to the supermarket and getting some food, and then asking if you can dig through the bins out the back for a free french stick or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
You know that group of pikeys that descends on the out of date bin in the chiller section
so they can get 20p off a microwave dinner?

Yeah, that's mr b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I got a 12oz steak for £1 from there once
Best bargain of all time
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
My whole duck and pancakes
For 2p in asda wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)
"Scraps", is the Yorkshire term.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Bits of batter from the fish,
occasionally containing bits of fish. Traditionally given free, a lot of places now charge for them.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
ew
neither.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)
I reckon I'd fucking LOVE sraps, more so than the chips, but no where I've been too in the area where I live/lived has done them.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
I'll post some, if you want.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)
They need to be fresh and hot, thank you so much for your kind offer though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Haha, that was my thought this morning. "What, that auld git is the same age as our b3th?"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)
i no rite?
How are you today, ar kid?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I'm alright luv. It's a bit of a gloomy day but I'm trucking on.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
*trucks on with Roota*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
I done did a bit of work this morning
May well do a bit more this afternoon. And make a start on tomorrow's housework.

In other news, I am now a Power Seller!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Do you have a spandex jumpsuit that goes with the title?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)
There really isn't that much spandex in the world

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Can I buy telekinesis please?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)
^ should be acknowledged.
*Consider this acknowledgement*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Well done!
Blousie has a power cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I was just wondering what the North/South divide ratio was on OT
That's all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Depends if we can count Scots as Northern
There's a fair few of them. Also depends on birthplace/residence; I consider myself Northern by virtue of my Yorkshire heritage but believe Norwich to be in the South because everyone here says "Grarss" rather than "Grass", etc. But if you look on a map it's lamost level with Nottingham.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
You're Northern.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
The North/South Divide is generally depicted
as a diagonal line going from the estuary (Humber?) at the top of Anglia, down to the Severn at Gloucester-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
In which case,
I shall see you on the battlefield, sir

*grabs giant flat cap shield and battle-whippet*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I consider people northern if they willingly have gravy on their chips.
Silly sods, it should be ketchup!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Gravy on chips is magnificent.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Really?
Doesn't seem right to me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Weirdo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Do you have gravy on potatoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Yes, but they're baked, not deep-fried.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I mean roast potatoes.
Would you have gravy on Sunday dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Most chippies in the south don't sell gravy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)
On my jaunts 'up north' over the years
I've always been amazed at both the number of chip-shops in the North and just how cheap they are.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
my mate Louise arrived in Liverpool and went for a pizza.
She nearly dropped dead at the price. "I'd pay that for one SLICE in London!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Fish and chip 'round my way'
Is about a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Fucking hell, that's daylight robbery!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
fuck's sake!
I thought £3 a bag was expensive here. Mind you, I haven't been to a chippy in over ten years, so I couldn't tell you what price they are here now.

I bet they're expensive on the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
If only I knew someone who'd been on the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
It's £5.10 at my favourite chippy, but it's worth paying
Pudding and chips are £3.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I can get large fish and chips for £3.90 not too far from my house

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
£3.50 here at the last time I had some.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I'm not sure how much it is for standard chips, as that chippy always turns me into a fatty

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Your loss
Do they sell pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Do you mean dessert?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Sorry
Pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)
We have pies. Not puddings.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

is there a technical difference between pie and pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Puddings are suet, pies are pastry

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Yeah, a pudding is made up from dead racing pigeons, flat caps and whippets.
A pie is made with dead cow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
These puddings are superior to their equivalent pies, I promise you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
It has to be proper chippy gravy, not poofy southern gravy.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Beer and Sex and Chips and Gravy.
Macc humour.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Norwich isn't the South. It's East Anglia.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)
You're saying that cos you're Southern
and you don't want it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)
True enough.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
We definitely need more notherners on here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Waves

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
And as if by magic...............
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I'm not really here,
Posting from my phone is a pain in the arse, I'm just killing time while I wait for these slackers to bring me more files to check. I'd get them myself but 'there's a system' so I'm not allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Confirmed Northerners are Me, DG, Tourettes, Lampito, Applebite, Kitty, Sportscow, Mighty Badger, BGB, b3th, DJTP, Roota, Pookie and BK (off the top of my head)
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Ahem!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Don't know what you're talking about
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
My snobby fiancé would say he was only half Northern and half Scottish

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)
^this
See below.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
See, Southerners are the best.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Really?
You sure about that?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I'm Irish, I don't give a fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
*Obligatory potato-wog joke*

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Are you Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
yep born in Limerick.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Like the Cranberries

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Ooo trivia.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I saw them live once in Germany
One of the worst nights of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)
By including yourself in that statement, you prove it is incorrect.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
When did I include myself?
bloody Northeners jumping to the wrong conclusion all the time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I live in Bristol but have family in Manchester.
Prefer it daaaaarrrn saaaaarrrf but only 'cause I spend most of the time here.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Well, if you're ever planning on a long trip to Manchester, give me a shout
Meet up for a pint, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Alderley Edging it again soon so will gaz you dude.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Awesome
One of my colleagues lives in Alderley Edge, right at the end of the strip.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I can only remember the Merlin and Panacea.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
He lives next to The Merlin
If you're in Alderley Edge and want a good meal, go to Gusto, the food is fucking fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)
cheers fella

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
If you count Scots as northeners, then yes, you can include me and DJ
Otherwise, we're über-northen. Considering I have the most posh-sounding cut-glass BBC accent, you would not believe how annoyed I get by being called English.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Oi.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)
I thought you were Northern?
Or doesn't Dudley count?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Oh yeah,
didn't see my name there.
Yep Northern mate.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Also oi
I think we established my credentials above
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Oh, we've all established *your* credentials, love.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
They recognise him at the door of Heaven now

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Hahaha
As if they'll let me anywhere near Heaven.

Oh, you mean the CLUB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
"Not quite as gay as AA"?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Spot on
He saw Busted live, you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)
You can't get more northen than me, right at the top of the piccadilly line, I could practaclly walk it to the M25 !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Ok, I'll finish this one.
TGB: Hahah, you walk? to the M25? You wouldn't make it to cockfosters.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Me: I could do, if I wanted too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)
TGB: Go on then, dare you, double dare you. You'd get a cab back too.
*texts clendrix, 'tee hee, look at what ive done' *
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Errrm, the 298 goes back, I'd take that home.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
TGB: Go on then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
OK, I WILL

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
TGB: Still waiting.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
TGB (text to clendrix) : oh lol, look at what I've set up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Fine then, this month, just to prove you wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
*month later*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
HAH ! THERE IS A REALLY NICE THAI PLACE THERE, I MADE IT ! I DID IT !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Gonz: Gets a cab back

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Brilliant Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Surreal
But accurate
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
EEEUUUURRRGGGGHHHH!
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2005969/Doug-Anthony-Hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-aspiring-country-music-singer-Las-Vegas.html
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
That's a bit wrong.
But I wonder how many people are secretly thinking "LUCKY BASTARD!!"
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
She mings!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
She does a bit.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)
She told me she was sixteen officer!!
To be fair, she looks 35.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I love the quote from her mother
She's a good Christian girl and she was a virgin when she got married.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This one puts your dirty old man in the shade eh b3th!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Yeah
When my dirty old man was 51, I was already 22.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Zackly

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I mean,
in gold-digger terms, that's practically over the hill.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)
That's probably because she only did anal before.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Anal doesn't count virginity wise,
nor oral, apparently.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I wonder who checked?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)
*puts hand up*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)
I'll never look at the Muppets in the same way.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)
I'm guessing it was the vicar

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
You can tell a redneck virgin
Because she can run faster than her brothers!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Jealousy is such an ugly trait Bobby

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
She's RANK, Ape!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)
yeah i know, really the opposite of my type
But Bobby lives in Wales so obviously has no taste
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
The bone-idle obstructive jobsworth who are supposed to administer our Production database
there's an intermittent problem - the code hasn't changed just the database, but of the ten "best practices" for fixing this problem, they've leapt on "get the developers to tune their code" and decided they don't need to do any of the others. When forced to actually do something they just randomly try things in the hope it fixes it. Heaven forbid they should trace the problem and find the root cause, that would apparently fall outside their remit.

GAAAH THATS THE ENTIRETY OF A DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS JOB YOU USELESS FUCKTARDS.

aaaaaand... rest.

alt: why not? As long as you have a light, low-carb meal in the evening it might even be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

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