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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You see that Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards.
That's you that is. That's your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:54, 171 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
The Fast Show?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)
The Mary Whitehouse Experience.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQejqCqwxU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:05, Reply)
This was the Fast Show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttV0xgiwjN0
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)
Ah! I remember now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)
and this is you!
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)
nice cock

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Ha ha!
I found this picture of a comedy mushroom we found a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)
IT LOOKS LIKE A KNOB!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
or Darth, whichever

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
oneoneoneone!!!!!!!oneoneoneone!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
It's gonna be a quality evening Kristine

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)
I'm already wound up from yesterday, Rory.
I don't think I need encouragement.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Best to take it out on old victims then, I'll gaz Battereds phone number

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)
haha piss off

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)
i no rite!
This is what it looked like without the helping hand.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)
what's with the pink fabric, did you put it on display or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)
We have a selection of silks in different colours for studio backgrounds
I just grabbed the nearest one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
IT LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)
It's fucking uncanny.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:10, Reply)
IT@S BGB !!!!!!!!!!!
was there an empty seat at the table for me ? I bet the b4sh was all the poorer without me.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
There's a special Rory shaped hole in my life waiting for you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)
lol jk

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)
irl lol

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Does he have to wear a shiny costume?
And do a lol fall into a swimming pool if he can't fit through the hole?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)
and does his shiny costume
show way too much of the shape of his cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Unlikely
In Rory's case.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Shurrup, the only cock you have is on your head !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)
ONEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!ONEONE!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1248962
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1248904
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I can see it's going to be a long night.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1248893
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Hur hur hur - yes it is
Errrr...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
When it's this big I'm afraid so

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)
REMEMBERS RORY HAS A BIG COCK!!11!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
oneoneoneone!!!!!!!oneoneone!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)
lololololololololololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I am aware of him.



You see..... M. Kahn?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)
I am aware of such a person

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:02, Reply)
That's your best friend, that is.
That's who you want to be like. That's your best friend in teh whole world.

You are him.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)
No it's not.
It's bloody not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)
You know... dogs?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I have observed them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
That's who you fancy.
That's your girlfriend, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
You know men who put fruit up each others bottoms?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)
I am aware of such fetishists.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)
RUINER

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)
wut?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)
You're supposed to go "yes"
and Jeff says "Oh you DO do you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Thanks Roots.
I hate it when people won't play.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Oops.
I might have to watch my 'History Today' video later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)
You should do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)
you sniff their bums you do,
you howl at the moon and wipe your bum on the carpet you do
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)
That's your mum that is.
That's your mum getting ready for a big night out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)
you know diarrohea?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)
I'm aware of him yes, you know the Queen...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)
I have observed the reigning monarch

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:03, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMedd03JCA
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:07, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
Poor old Mrs Huggett
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHNlkAvdvn4

Still cracks me up
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)
There but for the grace of God TD.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)
You could have been Mrs Huggett
But without her celebrity lodgers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)
alright botters (and bottee, don't want you to feel left out Bobby)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)
thanks love
*internet hugs* - *minces off*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Is that you Darth?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)
K
Just for you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgMgkl-gRxk

Holidays are Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Huzzahhh
This doesn't deserve it's own thread, but I'm rather happy.

YaaY.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I don't want to leave you out, so here ya go!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B12WBTFLK0Q&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
YaaY
I can't say that has added to my general gleeful state. YaaaaaY.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)
And one for Blousie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=knYOcaQ-x5o&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Mams are brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
They've got a special way of putting your socks on where they turn them half-way to inside out.
FANTASTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
it was my dad what did that
dads are brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Dads are rubbish!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBGBh70KzbQ
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Professor Brian Cox has come
some way since those days
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)
One for the Larper!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJDzbapWrU0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)
hehe
although those guys were re-enactors
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I've never been on an airplane.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)
they're
BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)
FANTASTIC!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Will I be able to hear myself say "hello"?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
only if you go on the ones
which are faster than sound
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
You could shout *HELLO*
And if you listened really carefully you might hear yourself say *HELLO*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)
facepalm

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Any idea how long the flight is from where you live to 'That London'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)
7 hours

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
That's not too bad (granted, i've got no idea what the time difference is)
But 7 hours is perfectly acceptable, you'll get a few meals, watch a few films and have a snooze. The time will fly-by.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
^This
I did it a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
5 hours difference
the flights I've looked at have all had me leaving friday night and arriving saturday morning, leaving monday morning, arriving monday afternoon

I'm too stupid to understand how it all works out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Which bit are you unsure of?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Why y'all say 'bum' for 'fanny'.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)
fanny is your bum

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)
No.
Bob's your uncle and fanny's your aunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
You speak the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
YOU SHUT UP, BOB IS JUST YOUR UNCLE, NOT MINE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
He's just 'like' an uncle to me

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Hey!
Uncle Bob told me it was only a game and we musn't tell, so leave him out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
It's like magic.
But with tea and biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Right
You set off from BWI - I guess that's where you're looking - at 8.00pm and you get to London at 07.00 the following day, because while you're in the sky the sun hides behind the moon or something.

And when you go back it's just the same but the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
you'd be wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)
What airport are you looking to leave from?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
the one behind bubba's tool shed

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I don't actually know anyone named Bubba
FOR SHAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Dulles then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Liverpool-London is 6 hours on a megabus

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
And you'd have more chance of getting hijacked on a Megabus.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)
"Take me to Cuba!"

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Hhahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Found on /links for Jeff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=og0o6h6oJNU&feature=player_embedded#at=61
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)
I'm ashamed to say, that it was a purple link :(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)
oh man
I lolled at that way too much
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Hang on Jeff. Is this is an ecumenical question?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)
:)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vlOhj4eTpA
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
More water.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I LOVE MY BRICK

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I read that as prick

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Ssssh don't bring his prick up, *we've already had this one out*
it looks big in Bobbys hands THAT@S ALL I@M SAYING
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
BEADLE!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Bobbys our thalidomide mascot

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
AND YOU'D KNOW HOW?
OH RORY YOU MASSIVE WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I don't mean to be insensitive
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1249022
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)
he's your perfect man

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Has Bobby got a Beadle hand then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1249024
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:10, Reply)
do you want me to gaz you a pic?
don't fuck with me! I have my car keys and a crate of bulmers here!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I@M IN MUSWELL HILL TODAY IF YOU WANT TO FIND ME

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT IS!
MAY I HAVE A POSTCODE PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
N10 up by Oneills the churchpubthing, don't kill me though

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I won't, we can have a nice civilised chat like grown ups and maybe a cuddle.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
You can show me your winky

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)
teehee

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Top man
I have the keys to BOTH of my cars and a (depleted) wine cellar.

Your point?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
I think he means to put them in a photo with his knob to confuse perspective

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
this!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:14, Reply)
That's right
And I've actually got a real life Beadle hand, so that's a demolition for me really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I never noticed the hand thing until after he was dead and someone told me.
He was alright really when you compare him to Davro, Chegwin, Forsyth...
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Do you get lots of Jurassic Park jokes at your expense?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
What about the 'power grip' business handshake, do you always come off second best?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I bet I know which hand you use on those webcam shots to impress 'the ladies'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I haven't got all evening you know the disappointed

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Sorry Rory, I know you're busy and that
I went out for a tab.

It was always a right good laugh at college when we played cards - "Hoho, TD's got a bad hand" etc..
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
The cruelty of kids eh, still at least we can be all grown up about these things now

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Makes no difference to me now
One of my best mates has MS. A couple of slightly bent fingers don't mean much in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
My grandad's mam had a little hand
but no-one noticed it because she was a cunt and she REEKED
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
oh my god
you people are fucking crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
People eh Bob

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I'm just misunderstood, when I'm dead you lot will work out how frickin ace I am!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Don't start on me you pimply oik!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Where is our little butt buddy?
I feel like "doing a Rory"
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Please no.
I hope EdBoresBert has gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I'm fairly sure it's Bert but who knows these days.
Either way it's a bit of fun. The Luggage is also a bit of a gimpy newbie but has slipped under the radar due to BertFair.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Luggage isn't on a titmission though

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
no but still I feel obliged.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Missing FreeFair Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Don't.
If you say it three times it'll appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Un peu

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Its like missing an annoying mosquito.
After it has kept you awake for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)

More like a moth, I am having more fun watching it burn itself than blatting it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
It was all fun and games until you brought peoples mums into it Jeff
Get fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Your mom goes to college

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
His mum cleans at the local collage.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)
IN YOUR FACE SHE@S DEAD

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)
They worked her too hard then!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
She cleans this?
www.crownst.co.uk/images/photos/culture/collage.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
My mum was not a scrubber!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Mine was

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)

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