I always wondered what it must be like to suffer from hay fever.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You feel like ripping your kite off Guv.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Sounds ghastly.
Alright Gazza?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Sound mate.
Having a chillout evening and internetting and that. You?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Pretty much the same
and also looking forward to having some free time courtesy of my impending redundancy. I need some careers advice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Let's start a business

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

What do you suggest?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Crime fighters

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I dunno, I'm a bit out of shape.
Spandex wouldn't suit me at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

What about nice baggy kecks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

But then I wouldn't be all streamlined and shit.
Can we not just nick stuff instead?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I can't.
Despite my heritage, I really can't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

YOU'RE NO FUN ANYMORE GARY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I'd get us caught.
Me and my mum go faint when people nick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Well the Self Employment route
Is terrifying. I've picked up some work but it's hard.

It's a blast though - I've not worked my mind or my personality so hard in years.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I'd thought about that
but the current domestic situation is not the perfect environment or mental place to be trying to do this, unfortunately.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I'm enjoying it
It's not paying the bills but I've only been trading for 21 days.

It's seat of yer pants stuff at the moment - I'm not a charming person but I've got to try and be.

Oddly I'm actually loving the selling bit.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I've been self-employed for nine years.
I don't make a living, but then again, I only put in about 16-20 hours a week. Basically I make enough that I don't need to work in a boring, soul-sucking job.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)

What do you do, b3th?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I sell crap on eBay
The only downside is that my house full of assorted detritus. And packing materials. And jiffy bags.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

What sort of shite do you sell on ebay?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

all sorts of shit

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Old comics and random bits of electrical equipment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

also old toys, ornaments and cosmetics
and any other old shite I can find.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Where do you get your stock from?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Roota, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I do a tad of ebay trading myself.
Primarily model railway stuff because I know the market.

If I could make it into my main business I would, but there's too many people out there now.

Bedtime for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

It's shit DG

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Are you saying that having hay fever is shit
or that I'm shit? commas are everything, you know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

You'll never know!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Based on the general flow of the conversation
I'm going with the former and crossing my fingers really hard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

And you'd be right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

It's fucking awful
It's like having bricks in your sinuses and tear ducts.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

No it's like having spider webs made of burny and itchy all over your face and in your eyes and up your nose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I get bricks
I get a head that I can't move for it's solidness.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Ooh I get a bit of a headache but none of that sheeeit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)