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Oh no you didn't!!!*snaps fingers*
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:15,
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latest was 15 years ago)
who knows?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:26,
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no, no, no!You said!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:29,
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oh yes I fucking didthree snaps in a Z formation!
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:26,
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*SMASHES BOTTLE, GESTURES OFFENSIVELY*
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:28,
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I thought I smelt fish.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:32,
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Really???Fucking hell we must be allergic to totally different pollens then because I'm destroyed.
Your day will come...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:36,
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Usually I'm really bad.I end up taking all manner of pills and sprays, but so far this year it hasn't been bad at all.
I'm sure it'll catch up with me sooner rather than later, but my nose has been fine so far.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:38,
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Or maybe different parts of the country at different times. Where are you? It's like invisible burny fluff up here.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:39,
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I always wondered what it must be like to suffer from hay fever.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:40,
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Sounds ghastly.Alright Gazza?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:41,
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Sound mate.Having a chillout evening and internetting and that. You?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:43,
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Pretty much the sameand also looking forward to having some free time courtesy of my impending redundancy. I need some careers advice.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:45,
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What do you suggest?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:47,
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I dunno, I'm a bit out of shape.Spandex wouldn't suit me at the moment.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54,
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But then I wouldn't be all streamlined and shit.Can we not just nick stuff instead?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:58,
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I can't.Despite my heritage, I really can't.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:01,
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YOU'RE NO FUN ANYMORE GARY!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:03,
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I'd get us caught.Me and my mum go faint when people nick.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:03,
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Well the Self Employment routeIs terrifying. I've picked up some work but it's hard.
It's a blast though - I've not worked my mind or my personality so hard in years.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:50,
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I'd thought about thatbut the current domestic situation is not the perfect environment or mental place to be trying to do this, unfortunately.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54,
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I'm enjoying itIt's not paying the bills but I've only been trading for 21 days.
It's seat of yer pants stuff at the moment - I'm not a charming person but I've got to try and be.
Oddly I'm actually loving the selling bit.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:04,
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I've been self-employed for nine years.I don't make a living, but then again, I only put in about 16-20 hours a week. Basically I make enough that I don't need to work in a boring, soul-sucking job.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:26,
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I sell crap on eBayThe only downside is that my house full of assorted detritus. And packing materials. And jiffy bags.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:42,
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What sort of shite do you sell on ebay?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:43,
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Old comics and random bits of electrical equipment.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:52,
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also old toys, ornaments and cosmeticsand any other old shite I can find.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:53,
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Where do you get your stock from?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:55,
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Roota, innit?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:06,
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I do a tad of ebay trading myself.Primarily model railway stuff because I know the market.
If I could make it into my main business I would, but there's too many people out there now.
Bedtime for me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:49,
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Are you saying that having hay fever is shitor that I'm shit? commas are everything, you know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:42,
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Based on the general flow of the conversationI'm going with the former and crossing my fingers really hard.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:44,
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It's fucking awfulIt's like having bricks in your sinuses and tear ducts.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:44,
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No it's like having spider webs made of burny and itchy all over your face and in your eyes and up your nose(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:46,
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I get bricksI get a head that I can't move for it's solidness.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53,
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Ooh I get a bit of a headache but none of that sheeeit(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:57,
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I'm amazedBecause I've really been fucked this year. Some years are worse than others but I've been suffering since late April.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:42,
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Oh yesWorst year for quite a few years.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:37,
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Bring back freefair all is forgiven(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:36,
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Rory, fucking pack it in.It'll fucking hear you. I'm not in the mood. I'll have to put it on ignore and then I'll miss shit and I was really up for a nice lazy nattery evening. I've got a doc's appointment tomorrow and I want to be in a good mood.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:38,
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freefair wasn't all that bad that I could seehave you lot bullied him off?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:41,
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Freefair was not a real person and if it WAS, god fucking help the prick. Where WERE you?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:42,
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open your eyes woman, it was bert(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:44,
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yeah... shit(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:45,
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Was it though?I'm not convinced as there was no Monty baiting.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:46,
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yeah, I'm not here for a majority of the posting that happensbut he seemed alright to me
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:47,
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I'll name that tune in one.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:52,
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Yeah I doubt it was Bert. It didn't kick off or get personal(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:47,
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true, could be playing the long game?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:48,
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Looks that way, there was omgspeculation and shit, all I know was he weren't no 16 year old kidor if he was then he was b3ta's answer to www.tongs.org.uk/wiki.pl?JamesHarries
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:45,
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The girl of many a b3tans wankbank(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:46,
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And proof, if proof be need be, that no amount of hormones or surgery will fix a squishy knacked face.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:10,
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This is possibly the funniest thing I've read in a long time:James is not the only genius in the family. His brother Mark apparently holds the world record for baking the biggest Yorkshire pudding.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:52,
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WHATEVS!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:55,
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CuntI can't snap my fingers because I've got a fucking Beadle hand.
(qv)
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:39,
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On the plus size, your cock must look huge when you have a wank.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:41,
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I just read the previous threadand now feel like a prize arse.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:10,
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My left hand is a bit mangledOf little consequence - I'm fit and healthy and many people have worse problems.
I'm actually quite sorry that I even brought it up because it's really not an issue.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:23,
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Yeah but you can paint with your toes and sell loads of Christmas cards so it's swings and roundabouts innit(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:41,
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Favorite Girls Aloud member?I'm going for Sarah Harding.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:41,
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Wor Chezza.She's suffered so much, what with making all those millions and marrying a darkie and stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:43,
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haha ndubz split up(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:44,
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:51,
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ginger one(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:46,
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pffffffft!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:49,
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Who's most likely to go for ass to mouth?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:51,
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I thought she were all classy?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:53,
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Anyway there gets a stage when the bumhole loses all elasticity from loads of bummings, so you have a hanging out arseholeThat's bgb
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:54,
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I like know, who the fuck knew(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:59,
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Mike?If anyone can find a picture of Mike Harding to add to this..
Tra la - TD.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:59,
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Heydaywww.mikeharding.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/pic1.jpg
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:00,
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Find one sans facial hairBecause I'm clean shaven these days, after far too many Mike Harding/Kenny Everett jibes.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:07,
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I don't recognise him clean shaven.I'm sticking with this one.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:11,
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That'll doI look like Mike Harding, should anyone wish to pin a picture of Mike Harding to their dartboard tonight.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:29,
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What's happened to everybody?Where have you all gone?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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I've just eaten my dinner.Start a new thread. That'll get people talkin'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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I feel great sympathy for you hun.This is why I am happy to pay my accountant whatever he wants.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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tax doesn't have to be taxing(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:25,
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I like doing taxes. It makes me feel smart.Even though it's easy as piss.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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I do all the books and assorted paperwork for mr b3th's companybut the tax returns are left to the accountant. We're lucky that we have a lovely accountant.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:29,
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Will this make your boss happy and mean he won't kick off about you wanting to have a weekend away?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:25,
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unlikely as it's part of my job anywayI can't imagine why he'd have a problem with me leaving for a couple of days anyway.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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Well threaten to do them wrong unless he agrees!That'll show him.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:29,
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Hmm. I didn't think that through did I?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:32,
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I am herebut I'm sleepy and seem unable to keep up with the conversation
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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*there there*How are the piggies?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:25,
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they're finebut they keep scrapping, I might have to get them, you know, done
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:26,
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Surely you can do it yourself with a pair of nail clippers?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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eugh!I think they are bigger than you think. I'd need bigger scissors
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:30,
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are you sure it's aggression?Maybe it's just an underlying sexual tension.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:32,
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perhaps sobut i think they are brothers. Mind you, they are quite dissimilar
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:32,
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What! Tell them both off and remind them who their commanding officer is.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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