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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's with all the Bobby & Jeff show?
Are they the new Snoop and Dre? Definitely not the new Chuck D and Flava Flav. They must be either the new Terry and June or the new Colin and Justin.

YOU DECIDE, FACT FANS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:05, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Bert and Ernie
(Bob can be Bert)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Jeff Jeff Jeff!
I got some menthol filters; they're excellent. It's like smoking Consulate again, minus the expense.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I'm full of good advice.
You can move on to cheaper baccy now, if you're using filters.

Cutters Choice will save you even more.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I have to go with the missus on this
since we're sharing. Amber Leaf is OK though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)
So were the menthol filters a real moment in your conversation to rollies?
(And I told you they wearn't that expensive!)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I hadn't realised there were so many in a packet
As the pack is tiny compared with normal ones. It's just that they're packed differently. Still a bit more expensive, but not as bad as I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Well as long as you are happy, that's all that matters.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:24, Reply)
In fact, I'm going for one now.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
A Richard?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)
A hand made menthol ciggie.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
fuck off bert
hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Cannon and Ball, I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)
"tha' 'urt that did!"
"I piggin' 'ate you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)
God, they were shit.
"the new Morcambe and Wise" they were touted as at the time. My arse. I noticed that the Boys in Blue was on telly the other day. I didn't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Little Botham

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
They really were monumentally shit.
*Nuts something*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I used to do rock on tommeh when I wore braces.
Make my nana laugh and that
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Is that because your braces were on your teeth and your nana thought you were being a bit 'simple'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Go and shite you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Calm down. Calm down.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I think they are up there with Hale and Pace.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)
We are... da management.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I think the Hale and Pace video is my most embarrasing possesion.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I thought they were reasonably amusing on Saturday Live.
They also did an episode of Doctor Who, playing shopkeepers. They got killed to deth.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
There is justice in the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
God they were shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXNsvN1_rtc
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I have the Stonk on 7"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
My eyes and ears. They bleed.......

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Stonky Stonky, nose on your conky

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I'll get the mods on ya.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:33, Reply)
The fucking B-side, oh Bart...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:34, Reply)
he-man and she-ra

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Again with the sister-fucking!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
All the signs are there Roota. Bob is Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Oh man I don't know where to turn!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)
maybe I'm bert?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Seriously don't.
DJ's always claiming to be Craig Colclough. He said he's only marrying me to get revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)
haha
it's ok I've got facebook...
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Fucking hell yeah.
I've seen a link to a profile of a bloke on facebook.
You're definitely a real stand-up guy. That's me sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I'm 16 honest!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Well the chap whose profile page you linked me to certainly was.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)
fresh clothes an ting innit blood

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Scouring kids' fb pages like a sweaty paedo.
Not you. I know you're teaching them because you're a philanthropist and not a fiddler on the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:37, Reply)
He can get away with it cos he's a teacher innit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:39, Reply)
What, fiddling?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:39, Reply)
'investigating' kids online innit.
He is like the Trevor Jordache of the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:40, Reply)
"Mandyluv, Mandyluv, it's me..."

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)
*Calls Tommy Walsh* and books him to relay the patio*
*Only 'cos I can't remember the name of that lad who won the first series of Big Brother.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Craig

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Err... Dis wheek I'll nominate, err, Sahada.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:44, Reply)
NIckkkk
Ahm very dishapointedd in yorshelf
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)
hahaha
I wonder what he does these days?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)
He's on the DIY channels

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:49, Reply)
If that ever dries up.
He could get a job at B&Q
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:50, Reply)
You'll be ok if anybody needs first aid at the ceremony then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Or needs their hands twatting up!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)
hahaha!
that would be funny, if when signing the register he starts to write 'C-r-a-i...'
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Oh aye yeah, fucking hysterical.
Me, up the swannee with triplets and a mangled hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)
He'll make sure you and the wains are provided for
once he's married that other bird with loads of cash.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Or run off with the charity bucket

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)
who's she?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Letitia Dean

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)
ant and dec surely

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Roobarb and Custard
Or Jamie and Wordsworth.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Jeff's deffo Wordsworth..

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)
And I would bet money that Bobby has a 'magic torch'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:09, Reply)
bwaaaaaaaaawk

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:11, Reply)

are you goin' up the ossie tomorra then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Nah just the doc's

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Will he make you wear one of those lampshades?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:18, Reply)
I bloody hope so!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:19, Reply)
That would be so cool
if everybody on disability had to wear some kind of lampshade type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I can't sleep : (((

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Booze

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:20, Reply)
No! I've had too much booze lately.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Oh man, me too.
Well, by my standards, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:21, Reply)
This is not good.
Did you drink too much coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I've drank quite a bit earlier today but it doesn't usually bother me.
I think I've just had stuff on my mind. I don't get insomnia very often.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Poor Blousie
*internetboobysquishinghugs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Fankoo!
Looks like I've missed Jeff. Has he gone to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I don't know.
He was here before. I don't think he said anything about going.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)
You have to keep your eye on him.
He's like the bloody Scarlett Pimpernel.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Perhaps he's come to Weston
to have a look at the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)
He's mad for that pier.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Colin and Justin!
Christ on a bike, I'd completely forgotten about those two knobheads until now. Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)
But then you saw your Panini Colin and Justin sticker album, and remembered them allover again

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Is that your Colin?
I always thought he was one of Colin and Justin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Nooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:30, Reply)
oh.
So what does your Colin do then? He's a DJ as well isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)
And a tv presenter.
And lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)
And Irish?
Well, there you go. You learn something new every day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)
I can just imagine what the sticky stuff on the stickers is made of too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Oh sweet baby jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:30, Reply)
A technical grade adhesive polymer?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Close but less toxic.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Glue.
Or goo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)
I've yet to come across a glue that doesn't have a polymer as its active ingredient.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:40, Reply)
I know nothing of such things.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Never sniffed a pritstick then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Nope.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Pfft! and you said you were hardcore.............or was it sadcore?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Sadcore.
Like dis www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQ4nuUuwNo
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:47, Reply)
fucking hell!
*cuts wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Try Codeine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbySAB2NFZU
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:50, Reply)
And yet it's still less dirge-like than that bloody Adele song.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:56, Reply)
Right, night!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Night, la!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Night petal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:40, Reply)
n ight

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:09, Reply)
Right! I'm off for another crack at beddybyes.
Toodlepip!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Me too
Night Blousie
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:50, Reply)

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