Mr Bennett from Take Hart was a fucking cunt.
Alt: The Tricorn Centre in Portsmouth - a place so hideous that architecture students from all over Europe would visit to marvel at its awfulness. The Crescents, Hulme, Manchester is a close second.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mr Bennett was no Timothy Claypole.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Didn't they knock that down last year?
If we're honest, Portsmouth should be detached from the mainland and floated out to sea and sunk for everyone's sake
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Agreed.
Portsmouth is a hive of scum and villainy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I really think you should stop with the quoting
women do not find it endearing, they find it creppy and retarded and they will never let you dip your wick.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Yeah Al
Everyone goes on B3ta to meet women
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Some are looking for men, right?

*yawn*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Oh yeah, I'm told it's heaving with fanny here.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Groaning with it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Splitting at the seams.

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Stuffed like BGBs fanny and bum at 11pm on a saturday night.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Don't mock me and my crap love life : (
...............Ok then, mock away.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Awww, I'm sorry BGB, I wasn't mocking you
I was inferring you like to get DPed on a saturday night
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Dripping with gash round here, it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

But Darth, as we all know
the way we are on b3ta is an accurate reflection of how we are in really life i.e. I'm a cunt, you're a homosexual, Monty is a burnt out waster who appears significantly older than his years.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I disagree
You're a cuddly kitten IRL :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

This thought saddens me
It would infer that Chompy is actually a rapist and Dozer goes round sneering at EVERYONE.

Oh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

And for some of us, it works!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

What the fuck is that?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

A Scottish delicacy, the munchy box.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

That is what a lady's private parts look like.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

A badly-packed kebab?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I second the 'no quoting' motion.
These are not the opportunities for getting some fanny you are looking for.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

OMLG you're so INTO FILM

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

*has a drink whenever Richard E Grant has one*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHA
It's doubly amusing because he was replying to Ape, who, though bearing the trademarks of most women (inability to think logically) is actually a penis owning man.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

albeit a tiny one with a growth on it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)