They will pee in his wetsuit and throw a rubber jellyfish into his sleeping bag.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They'll shave half his beard off

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

if anyone even came close to doing that
I would beat the shit out of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

And quite rightly too.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I can't imagine any of my friends doing that to me
but I've never been drawn on when passed out drunk.

Wait, I've never passed out drunk. I fear I haven't lived.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Do you have a beard?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

let's just say that it reaches her chin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

+from
+to her balls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I was implying she had massively long pubes
but whatever...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Empoweringly long pubes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

it's all part and parcel of the whole naive empowerment schtick

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

that's gross.
I am due for a wax though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

wax strim
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

last time I went for a wax
Wiggy said something about deforestation licencing. I hate that guy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I think he's great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I concur

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I was thinking of eyebrows really
if they shaved my legs for me that would just be saving me a job.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

same here.
I think enough of the key participents in my stag do know that I don't want any of that shit, so I should be ok.

Not totally sure who is going though, so there may be some loose cannons
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

It's a life experience
I would gladly have missed out on.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)