Points for remembering I'm a commie.
But I'm not malnourished, a bit overweight if anything ATM. I have threatened to strip before though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This reads better when you read ATM as 'ass to mouth'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I've often wondered
if your job takes a toll on you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

ATM always means Ass to Mouth to me as well...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

What job doesn't?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

true
Mine does tend to make me avoid television, but I'd rather that than the dreams you must have some nights.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Alright Claire

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I have no clue what that means
but I assume it's an insult.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Do you work on "Two Pints of Lager"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

nope
I do something very boring peripherally to do with television.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I seem to remember we had a run in at some point...
You seem more relaxed these days, have you given in the capitalist machine and got yourself a nice big Starbucks hot chocolate?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

really? more than I remember
Maybe I was having a bad day, I can be shouty about politics if you like, but mostly where's the point, almost no one agrees with me so why waste my breath.

If you want to add to the stereotype I also ride a bicycle to work and am a vegetarian, oddly not as much of a yogurt knitter as you might expect from all that, but I'm a hippy in the same way Darth is gay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

A cyclist bumped all along my car this morning, I beeped and he gave me a thumbs up and cycled off
what a massive cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I'd have run into him and given him a thumbs up
as I drove off and left him sprawled in the gutter.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I tend to agree
an awful lot of cyclists are cunts, just look at Al.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Oi, what the fuck have I ever done to you, you weak limbed nonce.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I seem to remember
we argued about the necessity of lycra a while back, anyway, being a cunt is part of your internet persona, no? or is it just being fat?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Oh, I remember you.
For some reason I thought it was Ape that was opposed to wearing sensible clothes when cycling long distances.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Nah, t'was me
And to be fair if I rode more than 10 miles at one time you might have a point, although I'd still rather walk that wear Lycra, anyway, as above I was probably having a bad day, so will apologise, a bit anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)

HAHA you apologising carrot botherer.
I wear lycra when running too. I think turning 30 had something to do with it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Great
so, you're fat, old and run around in Lycra, what a mental image *shudders*, this among other things is why I (36 and not in great shape) do not wear Lycra, I always remember the line about it being a privilege and not a right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)

So you fit the stereotype but have concrete proof to the contrary
Presumably you really like air travel, or fucking hate trees
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I don't mind air travel
it's like being on the tube but with a guaranteed seat and a better view and while I have no objection to trees I much prefer to live in the city, specifically Lahndin, best place in England and therefore the world.

Edit: and come to think of it, unlike you, I don't look like the stereotype.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I was about to say "how do you know?" or something equally dense
but then remembered that B3tans have compared my profile pics to famous quenders John Barrowman and Tom Cruise. So you... SHAVE?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)

once a week or so
I do have a beard, but it's well-kept and my hair is short and I don't dress like a hippy either. And yes, sorry mate, it may just be those profile pics but you do look epically gay
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Once upon a time I'd have got all uppity about this and been all "what, even the ones with my girlfriend in?!"
whereas now I'm like, "eh..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Sounds like sense
Not like it matters, you have a woman you seem happy with, as long as she know's you're straight what do you care?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This is exactly my attitude in the face of those few B3tans who would mock me
You are either extremely wise or terrifyingly psychic, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

wise, definitely wise
I may also have been accused of being too in touch with my feminine side for my own good at times, never bothered me as long as I'm getting laid. Not that I am at the moment but I've gazzed BGB a picture of my nipples, so hope springs eternal.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Matter of time mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)