One that I cannot unsee
I was stood waiting on Brixton station once (easily the dirtiest station in London) on my way home from work. It's an elevated station that runs, at least in part, over a market or some kind (no idea if it's Brixton Market, or just a market that happens to be in Brixton). To while away the time I was looking over the wall behind the platform and down on to the market, I had an almost birds-eye-view of all the comings and goings.

There was a small brick building on one side, which may have been a public toilet, behind which one would be out of sight from the rest of the market but in clear view from where I was.

As I watched a rather large, perfectly normal looking middle-aged woman walked behind this building, hoisted up her skirt and proceeded to take a massive dump.

What sticks with me is that she did not squat or anything, just stood and kind of waved/shook her massive arse around in such a way as to fling the shit away from her. It was most odd and I can still see that massive, gyrating, shit flinging arse in my mind's eye to this day, at least 5 years later.

A little bit of my residual faith in, and respect for, humanity died that day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:58, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

HAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)

A bit like a hippo territory marking then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

bleaugh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Guess you just got mental picture.
Just think of it, little bits of shit being sent flying everywhere with reckless abandon.

A bit like a tubgirl, only in a city centre.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Tube Girl would be a more apt name

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

CLICK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

More solid
it was in big earthy lumps, not a liquid stream like tubgirl
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

POTD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Wow
I am genuinely honoured sir.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Well earned. What a hilarious tale.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

From previous posts
it sounds like it could have been Monty.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Nah
, older, fatter, more female and blacker, in fact totally un-monty-likie
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Sounds like Monty to me.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I knew it was all an act
He's actually an undercover black disabled lesbian from the Thought Police here to entrap us all into laughing at his racism and then 'he' will report us to his superiors for reprogramming.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Dammit. Time to create another online persona.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)