I've spent this evening writing a presentation.
As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

SHIT! I have to run through mine!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)

You've got to run through some shit.
You strange girl.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Speaking of which, seen Tori Amos lately?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)

She looks a bit weird these days.
What is your presentation for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Sixth-formers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I hope you've written it in Txt speak
They'll dig that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)

then do some rap
6th formers love that rap shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Haha shurrup the pair o yez

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)

What sort of content are you going to deliver?
*hopes it is what happens if you take the Jimmy Corkhill path and turns into a 'Just Say No' campaign for scallies*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Welcome to the library yo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)

You should whisper your presentation.
That'll teach 'em good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Or if anyone talks
bellow "SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS IS A FUCKING LIBRARY!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

That would also work.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:04, Reply)

like fo srs, i talk to
those guys all the time and they are like "sure wish the lecturers threw down more of those sick rhymes"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I wondered where you had got to.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Gone, but not forgotten.
I like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)

what on?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)

On why people should give me lots more work to do.
I'm not busy enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)

hehe
does it have lots of animated gifs and do you speak in rhyme?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I bet there are puns.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Hell no!
I'm dead professional me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)

sneaky puns are the way forwards
my thesis had some in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I'm far too professional for that sort of malarky Captain.
May try and sneak in a pun if it's appropriate
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Sadly not.
But if I'm unsuccessful with the pitch I need to do, I might take that approach in the future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)

How long you have to present for?

( zulu eh?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Until I (think) I've covered everything off.
I'm pitching for some work, I've got the spec of the job, so it'll just be a bit about me, a bit of strategy planning for the job and moving towards a resolution.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Ash
Well good luck with it
( zulu eh?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:44, Reply)

^this.
*crosses fingers*
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Thanks guys!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)

also good luck from me, too
I was just later saying it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Thanks.
This isn't a very big deal by the way. I often pitch for work. I've got work on at the moment, but I've got the capacity to do more, so I'm trying to get some more stuff booked in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)

OK, well then
I wish slightly less luck on you since you don't need it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I could still do with some luck.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

It isn't a huge contract
But as far as I know, the company I'm meeting with rarely/never use contractors, so I'm not expecting too much.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)

What's the industry?

( zulu eh?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)

tomorrow is a small bespoke software company
who provide solutions to financial services.

So I need to put on both my Dev hat and my FS hat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I have no idea what you are talking about re hats but I'm sure you look very nice wearing them.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Thanks!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)

He gets his hats here
www.urbanpup.com/product.asp?PT_ID=31&numRecordPosition=&strProduct=Black_amp;_Yellow_Checked_Harness,_Lead_amp;_Matching_Cap&P_ID=99
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Best of luck Jeff
I'd employ you ike a shot, just for telling aweful jokes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or offended!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Psst!
flattered.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

flattered.
If you can do a bit of software, that would be a bonus.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I'm a Analyst/Consultant
So I get to speak to both developers (who don't like speaking to 'business people') and to 'business people' (who'd rather cancel a project than have to speak to a developer).

I'll chat with anyone me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)

We know : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)

That sounds rather high powered
I'll have to tug my forelock before speaking in future.

*realises forelock went 15 years ago*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)

High powered?
It's bollocks. It's a complete 'nothing' role. You just chair meetings, get people talking to one another and hope that those who understand what CAN be done speak up if what needs to be done can't be achieved.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Oh, ok then.
That sounds like most of the meetings I go to.

Anyway. G'night Proffessor Dogfucker, and the rest of you internet heros.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)

it's all about the coin son.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Whatever the hat, hope it works out

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)

If I've got the availability to take it on great.
If not, never mind.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:55, Reply)