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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Generic evening thread
I'm watching The Tennis and wondering if it's wrong to find Federer attractive, being as he reminds me so much of Jimmy Carr.
I'm also wondering if it's wrong to find Jimmy Carr attractive,

How are you spending your Thursday evening, OT?

Alt: what's for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:36, 196 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm being very weak and succumbing to YOUR brother's stinking cold.
I am determined to get through this week without one social activity. I just want couch. I have magic pills too. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Massive drugs is where it's at.
As I told Blousie earlier, you need Day and Night Nurse, hot toddies, and hot baths. And a much better fiancé.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Nah, the cold is not Night Nurse material. Just a cold.
My magic pills give me a magic boost of vitamin d3 for three months and then all my ailments go away forever. In theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Yeah, that'll work.
So they didn't have to put you down then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Nope. They might have to cut something out if this doesn't work.
But hopefully there's sod all there. The end of woe-is-me is nigh, b3thesda!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
That would be nice. No more woe-is-Roota.
Can you get some no more woe-is-b3th?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Get your PTH levels and more importantly your vitamin D checked.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Doesn't vitamin D come from that big shiny thing in the sky? I never see enough of that.
I think a lot of my tiredness is down to iron and iodine deficiency. What's that other thing?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Parathyroid hormone
Some people can't make enough vitamin D.
Or in other cases people have something growing on one of their parathyroid glands (near the thyroid) and the vitamin D lowers itself to protect the body from excess calcium produced by the mental overgrown parathyroid. It can cause lots of bone problems. Including arthritis, osteomalacea, osteoporosis, depression, gastric sheeit, nasty cunty temper.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
: (
Is that your problem?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Oh, we all know what her problem is.
She's gagging for it. They all are.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Too right

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)
It ain't no problem now beeeitch!
I have super high dose vitamin D for three months.
If it does nowt then they'll scan me and see if there are like, I dunno, stalactites in there. Doc reckons it's more likely caused by my severe vit D deficiency. Finally! I have something! And it can be fixed!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)
well, now I've been and looked it up
I have quite a few of those symptoms. This is why my doctor thinks I'm a massive hypochondriac. I bet doctors hate google.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Vit D is a very new field. Loads of GPs don't know much about it.
But they reckon tons of people have a deficiency. Some severe.
As a lifelong hypochondriac, it is wonderful to finally have my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I want my day too!
I am convinced I am not right (and I know many will agree with this diagnosis) but I don't know what exactly is wrong.

I would love to wake up and have the energy to bound out of bed, and the enthusiasm to actually go out and do something. That would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I didn't want something
but I got something. Now I have to remember to take pills everyday and that's hard work for an absent minded idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I keep forgetting to take my happy pills
and only remember I haven't taken them by the third or fourth day when I start getting dizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)
write the day on mine in sharpie pen
then leave them by the kettle. The idea being that I always make tea and will notice them. this is not always helpful when I go away somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I am a forgetful mong, and have to only take these Mon Wed Fri
How the FUCK???

(And I didn't really want something. I've just known something wasn't right and it's nice to be told my hypochondria's paid off. Just being flippant there.)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
how about an alarm on your phone?
(I spend a lot of time working around the fact I am scatter brained)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
The only reason I can do my job
is because of googlecalendar
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
For me Outlook
and my mate Vic emailing me "You coming to this meeting this morning?"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
The google one has task lists
and I can access it at home (since I do a lot here, too, and it means I can put the shit in normal people remember like buying hoover bags and getting my car MOTed)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Is it wrong to find Federline attractive? Because he is...in that trailer trash sorta way.
I'm going to be catching up on the dvr, likely that Teen Wolf show.

alt: I don't know, I've literally had chinese for lunch and dinner the last two days and my body is crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
If he's good enough for Britney he's good enough for me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Federline is not attractive.
I have red wine and had past and crab for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
he so is
I want him to rub his chubby belly all over my face
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
wot

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)
it's just a bit grim
I don't even know what he looks like, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

right after him and Britney broke up here

after britney went crazy here
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)
he liked his cake

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I shall make him one to lure him in!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I applaud your use of alcomahol.
I may just have some toast for tea. Can I be arsed to poach some eggs as well?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Yes it's wrong with Jimmy Carr
Roger Federer is alright though.

I'm relaxing and thinking about going to see a film. Been a heavy week
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
They look the fucking same!
The only difference is that Federer has slightly longer and curlier hair.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
No they don't
Jimmy Carr is weirder looking
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Like a young hitler

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)
WAIT! FOUND ONE B3TH!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)
yes it's wrong
I'm spending it eating strepsils

alt: rice and tuna, but I ate is ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Woman on telly keeps saying 'homo'.
And 'erectus'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
She's gagging for it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Deffo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
They all are.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Dirty feckers!
They only want one thing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Shoes, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)
And bags.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Where are all the boys?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
that's a good point
it must be ladies night on here
what are lady otters called?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Slags

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I don't know
Mrs Otter?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Not Ms?
stupid conventions
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I hope it's ottettes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
It's bitches yo

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Otter bitches

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
IT@SOKI@MHERENOW

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
My hero

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=51kA4ncKcqs
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
we were playing this in work today

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
BREAKOUTTHEJAMBEATZ

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)
oh playa
Fo Sho
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
*breakdances*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Now, tomorrow....
We don't want a repeat of the bonsai episode.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Hahahahaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
hahahaha
I got to buy my leaving gift this time. It's a professional sound card :D

Might have a beer at lunchtime though (for the first time in FIVE years).
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
That story makes me laugh like a mong
every fucking time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/quitters/post163394
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
hahaha
oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)
oh and it's my last day tomorrow
I'm quitting my job to become jobless.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
so how much are you drinking for breakfast?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)
:D
It would be rude not to have a chaser or two.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
vodka and orange
makes a delicious breakfast drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Start with Tennents for breakfast
you'll be on the Bucky by teatime.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)
oh. great.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I've taken up larping Crunchie
I'm already a level 10 wizardgoblin
*check it out*
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
**double hit double hit**

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
OK, that's more like it
although not in the system I do

more like "ENCHANTED! ENCHANTED!"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

enchanté
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I find your comments unlikely
as larping rarely involves such level/class based rules.

ha

(I don't think I really won there, did I?)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Fuck you gobloid, I'm reporting this serious matter to the elders of 'herofest'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You've picked it up really fast.
I suspect you're a natural.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
yeah, whatevs
stick to your low fantasy 'larping for accountants' systems, I'll set a bunch of orcs on your ass
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
**double puffs on asthma inhaler**
YOUHAVEN@THEARDTHELASTOFTHIS
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)
: )))))

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
totally gonna unleash a balrog in a bottle
in yo grill
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I launched a website today ! YAY !
www.mpora.com
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
but it's sport!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
The fun ones though !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Yay!
What does it do?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Take a look around and see, it does so much, but it's mainly photos/videos/events/sport brands/news and...ermm...loads more

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)
What on earth made you choose a website for this sort of thing?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Do one for not sport too!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I'm gonna have a go at baking a cake tonight.
From SCRATCH.

Why do they say "from scratch" when it's just from actual ingrediants?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
because you should always
include skin scrapings when you cook
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I'm not cooking up a spell here, Admiral

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
cakes are easy
even I can do them, and I am responsible for sweet and sour fishfingers#
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Cakes are not easy.
They are like alchemy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I'm good at that shit
I got Potion Making 2
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I;ve just been to play tennis
and I'm just about to make pasta and pesto for a very grumpy boy. Why are boys so bloody difficult?
(berk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
and they wonder why girls are the way they are

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
God made them that way to piss us off even more.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
It's just humans, kid.
We're all difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:57, Reply)
but in different ways
girls are sneaky while boys are something else that I don't notice coz I am one.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I don't think I have ever successfully
been sneaky
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Some girls aren't sneaky, some boys are.
There are no rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)
rules, no
generalisations, yes. I've met and even dated un-sneaky girls, it was refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Another newbie?
Who are you then?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)
not especially
been here nearly 2 years now. Who am I? I dunno, just this guy, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Listen to Roota. She is wise beyond her years.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)
to make generalisations
is to pre-judge people before they have proved or disproved themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Listen to Crunchy
She is wise, for a druid, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)
we are like the wise old women of /OT

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I'm just old.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)
We can do poultices and sheeit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)
it's the way the human mind works
we live by generalisations and assumptions, the trick is to not get tied down by them and make bad judgments.

In all seriousness my original post was meant as a lighthearted and jokey comment, but I see how it didn't come across that way, for which I shall apologise if needs be. I have no desire to rouse thw wrath of the Wimmins of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
No wrath dude.
Just devil's advocate, like when I told berk it isn't just boys who are difficult.
We're all a can of bleedin worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)
fairy snuff
and yes, worms.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)
This not making bad judgements thing.
How does that work then?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)
you're asking me?
don't make me tytpe "LOL" at you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)
oh hell yeah, that and binary thinking
people are idiots.

(there was no wrath, I just like arguing sometimes)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)
yeah, me too
but it can get out of hand when I do and this is supposed to be fluffy evening time.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Nah it never gets out of hand if you're not a tit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Yes, but I'm more than capable of being a tit when I get my teeth into an argument
so I'll avoid that until you know me a little better amnd can tell when I'm taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)
you're just like hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
no, that's Monty
I'm more like Stalin
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:34, Reply)

May be a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
You fucking tit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Well don't disagree with me then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Got on a quieter, later train coming home from work today.
And I treated myself to an empty 4 seater table. Put my stuff down, opened the window and relaxed.

Not 2 minutes later, this old woman came by, swayed, and sat at the empty 4 seater table across from me, kicked off her shoes with a foetid sigh and put her heavily bunioned and calloused BARE feet up on the seat opposite.

I immediately picked up my stuff, got up and walked into the other carriage. She looked a bit shocked and muttered something to me, but I was too enraged to hang about to listen.

Commuting is seriously bad for your health.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Fucking disgusting old mare

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:24, Reply)
CJ has had a truamatic experience
Don't me mean to him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)
She seemed to think it was completely acceptable
I, on the other hand, wanted to break her back.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)
+ doors in

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:49, Reply)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I've spent this evening writing a presentation.
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)
SHIT! I have to run through mine!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)
You've got to run through some shit.
You strange girl.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Speaking of which, seen Tori Amos lately?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
She looks a bit weird these days.
What is your presentation for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Sixth-formers

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I hope you've written it in Txt speak
They'll dig that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)
then do some rap
6th formers love that rap shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Haha shurrup the pair o yez

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)
What sort of content are you going to deliver?
*hopes it is what happens if you take the Jimmy Corkhill path and turns into a 'Just Say No' campaign for scallies*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Welcome to the library yo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)
You should whisper your presentation.
That'll teach 'em good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Or if anyone talks
bellow "SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS IS A FUCKING LIBRARY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)
That would also work.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:04, Reply)
like fo srs, i talk to
those guys all the time and they are like "sure wish the lecturers threw down more of those sick rhymes"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)
I wondered where you had got to.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Gone, but not forgotten.
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
what on?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
On why people should give me lots more work to do.
I'm not busy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
hehe
does it have lots of animated gifs and do you speak in rhyme?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I bet there are puns.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Hell no!
I'm dead professional me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)
sneaky puns are the way forwards
my thesis had some in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I'm far too professional for that sort of malarky Captain.
May try and sneak in a pun if it's appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Sadly not.
But if I'm unsuccessful with the pitch I need to do, I might take that approach in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)
How long you have to present for?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Until I (think) I've covered everything off.
I'm pitching for some work, I've got the spec of the job, so it'll just be a bit about me, a bit of strategy planning for the job and moving towards a resolution.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Ash
Well good luck with it
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:44, Reply)
^this.
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Thanks guys!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)
also good luck from me, too
I was just later saying it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Thanks.
This isn't a very big deal by the way. I often pitch for work. I've got work on at the moment, but I've got the capacity to do more, so I'm trying to get some more stuff booked in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)
OK, well then
I wish slightly less luck on you since you don't need it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:55, Reply)
I could still do with some luck.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)
It isn't a huge contract
But as far as I know, the company I'm meeting with rarely/never use contractors, so I'm not expecting too much.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)
What's the industry?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:46, Reply)
tomorrow is a small bespoke software company
who provide solutions to financial services.

So I need to put on both my Dev hat and my FS hat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:48, Reply)
I have no idea what you are talking about re hats but I'm sure you look very nice wearing them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)
He gets his hats here
www.urbanpup.com/product.asp?PT_ID=31&numRecordPosition=&strProduct=Black_amp;_Yellow_Checked_Harness,_Lead_amp;_Matching_Cap&P_ID=99
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Best of luck Jeff
I'd employ you ike a shot, just for telling aweful jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I'm not sure if I should be flattered or offended!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Psst!
flattered.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)
flattered.
If you can do a bit of software, that would be a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)
I'm a Analyst/Consultant
So I get to speak to both developers (who don't like speaking to 'business people') and to 'business people' (who'd rather cancel a project than have to speak to a developer).

I'll chat with anyone me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:56, Reply)
We know : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)
That sounds rather high powered
I'll have to tug my forelock before speaking in future.

*realises forelock went 15 years ago*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:00, Reply)
High powered?
It's bollocks. It's a complete 'nothing' role. You just chair meetings, get people talking to one another and hope that those who understand what CAN be done speak up if what needs to be done can't be achieved.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Oh, ok then.
That sounds like most of the meetings I go to.

Anyway. G'night Proffessor Dogfucker, and the rest of you internet heros.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)
it's all about the coin son.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Whatever the hat, hope it works out

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, Reply)
If I've got the availability to take it on great.
If not, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:55, Reply)
PS22 Chorus yo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCAMRsinRN0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I spent the evening reading a blog about an autistic child
and welling up and stuff. momnos.blogspot.com/2010/03/on-being-hair-dryer-kid-in-toaster.html

Alt: I didn't get back until 8:30 so I had pie and chips from a pretentious takeaway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:23, Reply)

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