I've discovered that Monty's Bar on Brick Lane is no longer free on October 1st
BECAUSE WE'VE BOOKED IT FOR THE BASH TO DESTROY ALL WEAKER BASHES.

I've also discovered that I am still a bit pissed. Today is going to be a long and painful one. Bit like Poppet's last visit to the 'water closet'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:49, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ta love.
How are you *still* pissed? how much did you drink last night?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Rather a lot.
Including Wray & Nephew overproof rum which is about 80% alcohol or something preposterous like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

*is not surprised*

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)

*isn't either*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I hope when you booked it, you took into account my special dietary requirements.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Yes - they stock Bonio, we asked.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Not that. The cheese and the pineapple - that's the future.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

They have a dedicated cheese and pineapple 'lounge'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Woo-hoo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)

There's also an outdoor vol-au-vent arena - and a chicken in the basket zone.
it's reet posh I tells ye.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I'm there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Can I book the VIP area now or just turn up on the night and be escorted there?

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

The Fritzl Suite will be available from 8pm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)

+ it's downstairs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Nice and cosy and dark then.
I'll need four plastic sheets and a bottle of Crystal please.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Consider it done.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)

You're so accomodating.
I'll be sure to let Jay-Z know the next time he's in town.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I'll tell him myself - he's popping round later to return my box set of 'Spaced' DVDs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

May I just say I think this is genuinely the first untrue namedrop I've done on here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Apart from that time I claimed my dad was Bruce Lee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

And that time I said my mum played the triangle in Showaddywaddy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

And when I said my uncle was David Niven.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I may have slightly exaggerated my Neil Buchanan connections also.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

i think
I am having an Art Attack! Groo!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

So October 1st is confirmed?
BUGGER.

Can I provide one of you with a list of things I would have done had I been able to attend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Bummed someone, bummed someone else and bummed someone else again....
^ Is my guess as to how your 'list' would play out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)

*Makes list*
- Ruthlessly bum JeffTheDogFucker for being a cheeky shite
- Ask Monty for something I'm confident he'll absolutely hate which isn't Bowie
- Flirt with BGB (mostly to annoy Jeff)
- Buy Bartleby a pint, dependent on cricket results between now and then
- Mock FreeFair's rubbish fake ID
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Pfft! You could bum me to death in front of Jeff all night and he wouldn't care.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I would if I could attend
Trust me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I'll probably owe you half a dozen pints by then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I dunno
I don't think either of us has racked up two correct predo's in a go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)

There is the one day series next.
Plenty of time to be completely wrong.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Good point
Am massively undecided about this one. The smart money is on a fuckload of runs being scored.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Here's a really weird suggestion...
could you simply just, I don't know...not do whatever it is you're doing - DJing, I believe - and come to the bash instead? Isn't there someone else who could do it that evening instead?
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)