I have discovered that trying to count money
at the end of a 13hr work day makes your brain hurt, but drinking champagne when you've finished makes it all better.
( wanderlust, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Please don't mention drinking.
Thanks awfully.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I had some lovely Tanqueray Gin last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I know you did.
Your missus told me this morning when I popped round for my morning nosh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Her cravings are getting stranger by the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

You're telling me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

What, you don't want people to mention drinking?
What's wrong with mentioning the drinking of such things as beer, vodka, real ale, whiskey and many other alcoholic delights?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm going for a lie down in my boss's office in a minute. He's away today, praise Jesus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Were you drinking with Big Foot last night?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Yes. And the Hendersons. They can't half put it away I tell ya.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

You've got a hangover, haven't you.
I'm also very happy that Top Gear is back on our screens this weekend!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Why? It's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I like it.
Three blokes being idiots and messing round in fast cars, with the occasional smashed caravan or explosion.

Bliss.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

That little cunt who had that massive car crash is one of the most irritating people on television.
He's such a little turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Yes, and they take the piss out of him a lot.
James May seems like someone I'd enjoy a drink or two with, outside of the whole Cpt Slow persona, and I'm told Jeremy Clarkson owns an organic dairy farm or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Did you see his thing with Oz Clarke?
Show I mean, not gay affair.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I did. His 'wilfully ignorant about wine' act was unconvincing in the extreme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

The whole thing feels massively false and put on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I am going to have a Bloody Mary when I get into work
with a dash of port for extra nominess.
( wanderlust, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

That sounds nice.
Might nip down the pub this lunchtime for a pint or two. The one round the corner from work does a brilliant Guinness.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Cheers (/Legless)
You have made the what pint decision for me.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I had 3 cans of Tanglefoot last night
I feel fine this morning. Just thought I'd share.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)