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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Monty this is something we have in commonMy brother shot me in the leg with granddads air rifle when we were young. I was quite good until about 9 then I went a bit special after that.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:54,
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15 years ago)
Would you believeI was impeccably well-behaved and never touched cigarettes or drugs of any kind until I was 18. Shortly thereafter I moved to Norwich and the wheels came right the fuck off the wagon.
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They were stolen by locals who marvelled at this so called "wheel" weren't they?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01,
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I still have my wheels.Never done anything remotely naughty, apart from the beer thing. At the ripe old age of nearly 38, I've never had so much as a drag of anything I shouldn't have, and the strongest drug I've ever had is morphine. Unfortunately, I had to be very ill to get that , and they wouldn't let me take any home with me when I left the hospital.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:05,
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Not really interested, to be honest.Although for some reason, there are days when I would absolutely kill for a fag, and can even taste them. I am so weird.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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Sometimes God tells me to kill fags.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:23,
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Some of my best 'work' on here is when I've not had any sleep at all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30,
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I would imagine it brings out the more surreal quality in your jokes.(
girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:36,
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