We interrupt this broadcast
an engineer is doing some work in the office; he's up a stepladder in the middle of everyone with his arms buried up the elbows in wiring in the false ceiling, and his mobile goes off.

He's clearly a family man as his ringtone is a rendition of "twinkle twinkle little star" sung at top volume by a small child in that utterly tuneless way that small children do.

After a certain amount of flailing blindly he managesto silence the offending instrument and then go out into the corridor without meeting anyone's gaze.

The pressure of everyone trying not to laugh hysterically nearly blew the windows out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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made me laugh
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Ringtones are never as good an idea as you originally thought.
They're fine until somebody actually calls you.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I don't know, Trolololo works quite well as a ringtone.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Also
just seen a picture of Sarah Ferguson with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie.

Beatrice looks like a smack addict but I would definitely shoot my sticky treason up Eugenie's vooginie.

EDIT: i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/23/article-0-0CB40DCB00000578-42_634x770.jpg - ignore MacWitch in the middle there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Hahaha!
clicky
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Sixth in line to the throne too

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

1st in line to the bone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Bwahaha!
Kerlickety!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)