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I'd crawl on my hands and knees over broken glass just to wank on her shadow


disclaimer - I've actually no idea what b3th looks like at all
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
In my eyes
Sonia from Eastenders, but with mousy blonde hair.

For some reason, others see something different. I don't get it.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
yeah, but what does your shadow look like?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Similar

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
fat.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
POIDH

not really.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
thanks pal.
Really helping with the pain.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
actually, I only said "not really" because I was concerned I might be coming across as some kind of perv
not because I thought for one moment that they wouldn't be good.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Dig up, badger

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I've lost my spade :(

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
You're commenting on my attractiveness alongside Gonz and Darth
and you're worried you look like a perv?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
fair point

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
*wipes brow*
Phew!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Oh c'mon, is it _really_ that much of a perve to rummage through your oxfam clothes bag and pray the socks haven't been washed so they keep that smell?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
huh?
I'd say more like a cross between Sarah Palin and Carly Simon (pre mental plastic surgery)
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

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