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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right you lot.
I've not been here much recently, so please sum up this week's fun and games on Off Topic in five words or less, and tell me about your favourite something something something.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, 181 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
5 words: Racism, Sexism, Bullying, Homophobia, CAYKE
I'm sportscow and I like Lego
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I made the most fucking excellent little spacecraft/shark/flappy thing out of Lego the other night after a joint.
Got into bed with a little box daughter got for Christmas years ago and messed with it for 45 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I have all my Lego in the loft
Once the kids have completed their Duplo apprenticeship it will be bestowed on them (apart from the space tank I still have built)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I've got a post on the popular page
Which tells you two things; bad week, and the apocalypse is nigh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I had four in a row a month ago
The internet had to be reset
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I did wonder what that nationwide blackout was about
I assumed Lenny Henry had bent over at the wrong time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
....next to you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Why would he bend over NEXT to me?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
My thoughts exactly - hence the wrong place

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
...but not the wrong time
Keep up Sporters, you quendo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Is that the gay martial art?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
No, that's Tai Chi
Which I assume you practice whilst watching Holby City
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I practice High Tea whilst perusing my medical dramas

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Good recovery
Not any less gay, but well done nonetheless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
you're shit, fuck off, lol
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Concise

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I've not been here either.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
HOLD ON NOW
ISN'T IT FIVE WORDS OR FEWER?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)
It really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I moaned a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Oh, FIVE words
Chompy at Glasto, good times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
if we're really lucky he's got Legionnaires by now

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Or been gang-raped by U2
They can smell their own
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Fucking pricks being giant knobbers

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Eloquent as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
**TRIGGERFINGERS**

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I am so full of shit.
I am now drinking a beer at my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I like this
What beer is it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Beck's

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Your workplace has just improved in my estimation

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
One of my staff bought me two bottles because I couldn't join them at the pub.
Rather nice of the fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Promotion material
Why are they all in the pub when you are at work though?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
They only went for an hour.
Someone had to stay behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Drinking one for the team

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Actual beer?
Or optimistically-marketed cooking lager?
edit: Although, congratulations on your putative recovery. Good job.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
"optimistically-marketed cooking lager" is a brilliant turn of phrase
I'd use it myself if it weren't so much effort
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Ohh, I have Leffe Brun in the garage fridge
Woop woop!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I'm as old as Monty!
This is most distressing to me.

I'm b3th and my favourite thing ever is shopping. Shopping is fun. Especially if someone else is footingthe bill.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
what sort of cunt starts a thread and doesn't even stick around to reply?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
One who doesn't know the difference between 'less' and 'fewer'
That's who!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Noel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Nyah nyah nyah whatever, work got busy missy, how's your shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
shhhhhh I'm doing womanly things like cleaning and decorating

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Are you wearing rubber gloves?
*prepares Pandatron*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
no, I like to go bare fisted

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Lots of newbies, ebay woes.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Your eBay woes are luring me to buy something daft now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Please feel free to buy any of my useless shit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Point me towards some of it then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
There's probably nothing anyone here would be interested in.
my stuff
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Vintage girls comics and electrical componants...
niche
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Fuck me that's a lot of Bunty.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I know.
I had to read them all before i sold them. Took me three days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
There doesn't appear to be a bid on any of them...
Would it not have been easier to sell them as a job lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Probably
They were listed individually because it was a free listing weekend, and I thought I might get more for them that way. Evidently I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
You are correct
I have no need for old Bunty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Apparently no-one else does either
This is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I would have thought someone would

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
So would I
Hence the effort of actually listing them. Maybe no-one has any money at the moment. God knows I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
wtf i don't see any katie price product under your health and beauty

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I shall try to remedy this as soon as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Don't.
Really, don't.

In other news, I am now the proud owner of a Samsung Galaxy Tab.

I'm still wondering if this is a good idea.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
I've just found out that my favorite book (I've read it like 5 times), there is a sequal coming in september (in the uk, or august in the us). I'm incredably excited, so pleased... if anyone is any good at pirating stuff and can find "The Magician King" by "Lev Grossman", please let me know. I WANT TO READ IT, NOW NOW NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Look at my lovely daughter:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
It constantly baffles me how you managed to create such a charming human being.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
It's alright, but I reckon me and you can try to do better. I said 'try', not actually 'do', I don't think I want a child with you until I know you a bit better at least, I hope you don't mind.
I don't really know where I'm going with this, one day I'll learn to say "Hello, how are you?" to someone.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Gonz darling
if you ever actually met me you would run a fucking mile.

Well, waddle, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
*ENGAGE PANDATRON*
I think b3th is v. pretty actually
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Seconded
Most fervently
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
You do know she is a girl, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Yes dear
It is odd, us both thinking the same person is pretty. What with you being a massive bender an' that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I'm still at a loss as to why watching a medical programme on BBC1 makes me a "Foxtrot"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
For some reason people think that participating in Ballroom dancing makes me gay
The difference is that half the people participating in my hobby are men. 100% of people watching Holby City are women. And gays. Well, a gay.

You.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Tenuous at best

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Factual at worst

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Glee

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
You'll miss my outraged updates when they're gone
ie now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I'd crawl on my hands and knees over broken glass just to wank on her shadow


disclaimer - I've actually no idea what b3th looks like at all
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
In my eyes
Sonia from Eastenders, but with mousy blonde hair.

For some reason, others see something different. I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
yeah, but what does your shadow look like?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Similar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
fat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
POIDH

not really.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
thanks pal.
Really helping with the pain.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
actually, I only said "not really" because I was concerned I might be coming across as some kind of perv
not because I thought for one moment that they wouldn't be good.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Dig up, badger

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I've lost my spade :(

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
You're commenting on my attractiveness alongside Gonz and Darth
and you're worried you look like a perv?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
fair point

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
*wipes brow*
Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Oh c'mon, is it _really_ that much of a perve to rummage through your oxfam clothes bag and pray the socks haven't been washed so they keep that smell?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
huh?
I'd say more like a cross between Sarah Palin and Carly Simon (pre mental plastic surgery)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I donno what you mean, if you mean 'cus you'd beat me up, then fair 'nuff.
If you mean 'cus you think you're mingging, then that's deffo not true.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
She's got her father's hair.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
And taste in shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
She appears to wearing the same shoes as I am at the moment
except that mine are black and sparkly instead of red.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
and jeggings

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
AND DAFFODILS LOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Morriseylols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
AND MY AXE!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Watching that tonight
I'm so fucking rock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
She looks sweet, but couldn't you have found somewhere more private for her to take a dump?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
She's alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Same shit with new people

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
unicorns bumming squirrels.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
+until climax
it said 5 words mighters

EDIT: or less...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I'm pretty sure 3 is fewer than 5, old chap.
Although, your addition does give it a little extra Je ne sais quoi.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Yeah I didn't read the Q properly...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
IT'S FEWER
YOU TWUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
In tattoo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Tedious dullards told self-aggrandising falsehoods.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
In summary, like last week

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Oh fucking hell.
The bloody Tab is the Sprint model. Which means CDMA. Which means I can't put a fucking GSM SIM card in it.

Shit shit shit shit shit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I'll have it
You know, if you're giving it away, like.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Nice gizzit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I thought so.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I am pleased you know of the gizzit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Oh dear
Re-list on eBay asap
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
On the other hand, I could just use it as wifi only.
And tether it to my phone when required.`
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

none of this means anything to me, I guess you are fucked though?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Simply put
It's like trying to mix oil and water.

It can't happen.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
it can. Surfactant.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Smartarse.
Ok, it's like trying to convince a Christian that evolution is true.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
it's that bad?
fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Yeah, cause if we're descended from monkeys
how comes there are still monkeys, huh? HOW COMES????
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
witchcraft.
that and an intricate system of prisms and mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
and the strategic shaving of Wayne Rooney.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Hahaha
This post both cracks me up and makes me feel deeply queasy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Why, do you want to shave him?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Shave him and paint him green
and his transition in to Shrek will be complete.
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Common ancestor lols

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
THEY JUST COULDN'T MAKE THE HUMP, OKAY?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
The USA uses different mobile phone standards to normal, right-thinking people. Sprint use CDMA technology, we use GSM.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
And Monty uses MDMA

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
The way he was introduced to me was as a grumpy fuck.
To be honest, he seems quite placid. This may explain why.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
He IS a grumpy fuck
Just one who does massive drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Oh.
So he'd be Victor Meldrew without them?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Ask Mexico

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I have to say I'm struggling to care here

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Social Services may provide you with an arse-wiper

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
That's domicilary care to you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Research.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
And deleting ebay apps.
Not a problem, I'll just tether it to my phone. Easy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Anyone know what time Scotland's most personable son
is playing this afternoon? I'm in the mood for watching some petulant cunt get knocked out of Wimbledon.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Murray? Petulant?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Centre court v Ljubicic
will be on when the current ladies match has finished, I'd imagine, but they seem to have only just started that one so a while yet.
(berk, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This would be SO much better
of Wimbledon
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
He's just so graceless
even when the crowd are behind him, he just looks like he's pissed off at them for actually bothering to turn up.

He is the least Scottish Scot I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Grumpy, not personable, and a complete git?
Sounds Scottish to me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Oh, you bastard!
Most of us are perfectly charming, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
He is a McTit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
New in on the MacDonald's Pound Saver menu!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I'll have two please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
You don't get many to the pound, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
One apparently

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Apparently I've been working on spider island as there's about 8,000 in my office
and one was ON me
I'm glad I'm a girl because it's okay for girls to scream like little miss muffet
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Was it a big hairy spider?
Like this chappy?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Ugh.
I think I would heve screamed AND peed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I did that thing where you shake your arms and like run in place and scream for a few seconds

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I'm like that with moths.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I'm okay with most bugs. But spiders and roaches freak me right the fuck out.
I mean, when I found that one on me, I had a shit fit.
My boss was all "Are you okay? You sounded like we needed to send you to the loony bin" and I was all "PLEASE DO THEY PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SPIDERS" between horrified sobs, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
My ex was scared of moths
I found it quite endearing...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I swear I'm being trolled on a chrones group I'm in on facebook, this girl (admin) is always banging on about shitting herself and asks stupid questions like "If I dye my hair, will it make me worst?"
And now she's posted this NSFW picture.

www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=225621200792769&set=a.188402787847944.39711.152663491421874&type=1&theater
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Her arse is on back to front

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
That's probably why her guts are fucked up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
What the actual fuck?
I take it all back. I am fucking gorgeous.

Still fatter than her, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
She looks like Ugly Betty or something

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Something definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
much worse
America Ferrera is quite cute really.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
she's hardly fat though.
Odd, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Her boobies don't look too shabby either.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
meh. Not doing much for me.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)

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