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i dont know ive just got here

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
And about time too.
*taps watch*
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:47, Reply)
im fucking off soon
i have to cook for people. people who've obviously never tasted my 'cooking'
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)
: /

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)
but I've only just got here
don't go
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)
ive got COOKING to do aint i

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)
put that shit in the oven rosalala
not much work = pants sitting/internetting time
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)
cunt ent turned up with the chikin yet
im hank marvin
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)
i thought everyone in england had chikins in their garden

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)
haha here we used to actually
we had all sorts in our garden at my mams. nah i live in a flat my girl, no chikins here
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)
dream ruiner

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)
some people have them
I saw a picture of a baby chick today, it had feet the size of a 20p
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)
i don't know how big that is!

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

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(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)
You do a good 'ordering takeout for next Tuesday night'

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)
haha
you cunt
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)
I thought we were going to need a Delorean

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)
if fucking sorted it tho didnt i
thats what i do man, i SORT things
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)
come sort my fucking office out then

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)
wats in it for me then
fuck all i should imagine
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)
i'll bake you a fucking cake
i'm well good at it
i have a recipe and everything
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)
did the one last night work?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)
yeah until my cunt dog decided to help herself to it

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)
i didn't know dogs liked cake

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)
she fucking loves to eat anything
except her sedation pills of course
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
is she feeling better after her trauma?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
yeah the cunt won't stop galloping around
when she's supposed to be having quiet time
dumb dog
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Dogs scoff anything
I left one of mine in the kitchen a few weeks ago for a few minutes and the bastard scoffed half a tub of margarine.

He was shitting bunting for a few days afterwards, mind.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
bunting?
eugh
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)
It was like a very unpleasant magician
Turds strung together with yellow stuff.

He's also eaten raw potatoes.

His favourite food is horseshit.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)
dogs are not as cool as I thought
guinea pigs are better
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)
Guinea pigs leave controllable droppings
In pellet form, and that is commendable.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)
although they do kick sawdust and hay everywhere
I ran out of hoover bags and I expect the hay/sawdust mountain will reach my neck within a week.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)
i shall consider your offer

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)
i will also give you 3.5 sticks of strawberry banana gum and the extremely special, highly coveted recycled pen
everyone wants it but they can't have it
it could be yours!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

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