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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I do have a cock
but there's no fucking way I'm showing it to you lot. There's only two people on this planet allowed to see my cock, and one of them's my doctor. She's pretty hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
O Gwan!
It's been a while. I need to remember what one looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Sorry hon, this cock's not for rocking.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Cock rocking beats!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I've had to have my nadgers examined twice now.
Each time (and including the initial preliminary examination) it's been the hottest women doctors in the NHS doing it.

Fucksticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they keep all the hot ones just for this eventuality.
They probably have a bongle board in the staffroom.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I was just about to say something very similar!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
evening kidder.
Good day?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Alright like.
Just been resting and blowing my nose.
Nice really. Not having to be anywhere.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Watched the F1, had a sleep, watched the tennis.
Watched Star Trek First Contact, and now appear to watching some shit film about the mafia.

I don't think I've moved from my chair all day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I've barely moved.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
*barely moved hi-fives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
You're allowed.
You're poorly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I might muster the energy to find my neck massager in a mo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Pfft.
'neck' massager.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Haha get on with ya

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Apparently she's only allowed to see it if she asks to see it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)

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