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Agreed!
MILFtastic.
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I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:56,
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Man, that's some lurking right there.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59,
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how fuckin old are you?
for her to be your mum you need to be pretty fuckin young
*realises how old I am*
*dies a little inside*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59,
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sorry Kid, just checked you're profile
didn't mean to swear, please don't tell mum.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:01,
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PS I like Miley Cyrus and swimming and JLS, gaz us your tits, like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:02,
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hey Milely Cyrus had a couple of good songs
Or at least far better than you'd expect.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:03,
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Yeah she has a nice pair of hits to her name.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:05,
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But Monty, you're a hip hop man
How can you not love Hoe Down Show Down?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:09,
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How indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:23,
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if you can get through the whole thing I'll buy you a pint
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlnbmZK7GxU&feature=related
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:26,
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It seems you won't be buying me a pint.
Good God!
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girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:27,
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s'all right Blousie
I'll buy you a pint anyways, I was just wanting to torment Monty.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:34,
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Your money is entirely safe.
5 seconds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:28,
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Pity me
My ex got my son to talk me into taking him to see Hanna Montana The Movie.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:34,
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I should update my profile really.
I'm nearly 19, so a bit older than a foetus.
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I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:04,
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true, but i could still legally be your dad
which is just a bit creepy, for me anyway
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:05,
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I could be his fucking grandmother.
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girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:06,
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Technically yes,
legally no.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:10,
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Wayne Rooney could be fucking his grandma.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:10,
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Just think of Ronnie Corbett when you're bollocks deep. Works for me,
although I do have difficulty getting my, ah, 'partners' to let me put 'the producer' into their 'BBC canteen'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:07,
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monty if you want to split the boy
you may have him. I already married one teenager, I have no need to go near them again.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:11,
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I've split quite enough boys for one lifetime already.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B38g-tLOTFI
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:16,
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And they dare to say, Nigel Carter, that the age of romance is dead.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:19,
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